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"Come on tell me!" Tails pleaded.

"I'm sorry but it's a big secret." Surf repeated for millionth time.

Surf and Tails have been walking through the forest for about twenty minutes with the whole time of Tails asking questions of who gave him his robotics. Surf kept saying its top secret but the kitsune was relentless.

"Pleaaasseee!" Tails did puppy eyes which almost made Surf spill the beans but he fought back.

"I can't say! Sorry…" Surf covered his eyes so he wouldn't have to deal with the puppy eyes.

Tails sighed and Surf was finally relived of the puppy attack.

'Kids can be so curious sometimes…' Surf thought as he kicked a rock.

He put his arms behind his head then became lost in thought. The silence carried on for a few minutes and Surf walked a little behind of Tails. Surf didn't think much would happen and neither did Tails.

"We're almost there!" Tails announce as he hovered up in the sky seeing his home in the distance.

Surf nodded showing that he heard him and looked off into the distance.

Tails landed a couple feet in front of Surf but when he landed he heard an "Ooof" and the sound of something crashing against a tree. Tails looked behind him seeing that Surf was gone and a tree to his left had birds flying out of it. Tails took to the sky again and hovered around the tree.

Surf was at the base of the tree seeing stars. Tails landed next to him and helped him up.

"What happened?"

"I have no idea…" Surf said as he rubbed his head.

"Did you see anything before you hit the tree?" Tails asked, getting into detective mode.

"All I saw was… purple…" Surf said dully.

"Purple?"

"And white!" Surf said with anger.

Tails was getting increasingly confused with Surf's emotions to the colors he saw. Tails was about to question him again but then Surf had another outburst.

"What are you doing here?! I thought you went back to the facility with Snowy!"

Tails was completely lost as there was nothing talking back to Surf. That was until there was laughter in the air. The laughter stopped then a voice came.

"It gets too boring there. It's even more boring now with Treador not wanting to do anything anymore." The voice replied.

Tails was looking up in the tree Surf crashed into since that's where the voice was coming from. He saw a pair of eyes looking at him, and then a creepy smile appeared.

Surf was also looking up the tree frowning and almost growling.

"I repeat! What are you doing here?" He said much more sternly.

"Because I love making your life harder." A purple hedgehog then appeared out of the shadows and was hanging upside down with her legs hooked onto a branch. She started swinging back and forth with her arms crossed and a wicked smile on her face. She looked down at the two taunting them in a way.

Surf face palmed and Tails was still lost as to who the hedgehog was. Tails was kind of scared of her though due to how crazy she looked with her face all white and the lip stick that made her smile seem bigger than its suppose to be.

"Umm… Who are you?" Tails asked with a hint of fear in his voice. A hint of fear that the hedgehog caught immediately.

"Someone that you do not want around… and someone who you do not want to let know that you're afraid." She replied darkly.

Tails was hugging his two tails and had his ears flattened.

"Shame that I already know you're afraid." She stated as she started climbing down the tree slowly.

She acted as if she was slinky coming down the tree, she dropped from her original position and then landed on a branch standing on her arms. Then she fell to the side and hooked her legs on another branch and continued this pattern until she came in contact with the ground.

"Do you know what I do to scared people?" She asked with one of her hands in her pocket. She started walking forward ever so slowly.

With every step the hedgehog took Tails took a step back.

"No…" Tails responded.

Tails blinked a couple times but on his last blink she disappeared. He started looking around franticly with Surf just looking on while leaning against the tree.

"I give scared people…"

Tails was panicking since the voice sounded so close yet he couldn't see anyone.

"A HUG!"

Tails started screaming as the hedgehog picked him up from behind and started giving him a loveable hug. Tails's scream got quieter as he noticed it was just a hug. Tails didn't know what to think of the hedgehog anymore, he was just overly confused with everything now.

The hedgehog let go of him after a moment. Tails looked behind him but saw nothing for the hedgehog disappeared again.
"F************!"

Tails jumped because of the sudden shout from Surf. Tails was wide eyed from the language but was wondering why Surf was kneeling with his hand between his legs and his eyes crossed.

"OOoooooooohh…"

Surf was crying even though it was obvious that he was trying to keep it in. His voice was very high pitched when he spoke.

"I freaking hate you Jo-Cher…"

There was a sudden laughing fit from someone that seemed to be nearby even though it appeared to Tails that it was only Surf and him around. Suddenly the purple hedgehog appeared on the other side of the tree bent over from all her laughing.

"Why must you do this to me?" Surf asked with the high pitched voice.

"Because it's FUNNY!" Jo-Cher yelled back at Surf in an angry tone.

Surf tried to stand up with his hands climbing up the tree trunk as he tried but he ended up breathing heavily and fell back on his knees. Jo-Cher continued laughing while Tails finally figured out what happened to Surf. He shivered a bit from the thought before asking.

"Do you two know each… other?"

"Well of course we do! Don't we Surfy?" Jo-Cher replied in a happy tone as she put her hands on her knees to get in level with Surf.

"Unfortunately…" Surf said with his voice almost back to normal.

"Where did you two meet up?"

"It's a secreet!" Jo-Cher sang.

Tails frowned and pouted but decided he should give up on the whole thing. He looked back to Surf who was having his face against the tree.

"Surf are you okay...?"

Surf pushed himself away from the tree and looked at Tails with a dull face but Tails could feel that he was still hurting.

"I'll live…"

Tails nodded showing that he understood and looked back at Jo-Cher. She was leaning against the tree eyeing Surf as if she was thinking of other ways to torture Surf.

When Surf looked at Jo-Cher she stopped eyeing him and looked away whistling.

"How the heck did you get here anyway?" Surf asked as he was finally able to stand straight again.

Jo-Cher stopped whistling and remembered what happened after Snowy and her left Surf.

FLASHBACK

It had been twenty minutes since they left Surf in the forest and Jo-Cher was bored. She had her elbows on her knees and her head resting on her hands. Snowy was just looking out of his side admiring the view of the forest below. Jo-Cher sighed, nothing, Jo-Cher sighed louder, still nothing, Jo-Cher sat up straight and sighed even louder.

"What is it Jo-Cher?"

"I'm so bored!"

"Sorry but I can't really help you with that." Snowy said as he turned to face Jo-Cher.

Jo-Cher pouted.

"But I'm bored!"

"I just sai-… You miss messing with Surf don't you?" Snowy asked.

"Yeaahh." Jo-Cher confessed as she went all happy.

"Well I don't know how you're going to get to him from here so that could be a small problem." Snowy stated while he looked out seeing how high they were.

"Oh that phhfft I can deal with that I just need your permission to go." Jo-Cher said as she did her smile.

Snowy hesitated on answering but did it anyway.

"Promise me you're not going to go on killing anyone or Surf."

"I swear on my life!" Jo-Cher swore as she put her right hand where her heart would be and her left hand in the air next to her head.

"I give you permission but how are you going to get off the helicopter? It's not like the pilot is going to land just for you." Snowy stated.

"Well I'ma go now see ya later Dr. Ricardo!" Jo-Cher stood from her seat and placed her headphones where she just sat. Snowy only watched as he realized what she was going to do.

'She'll be fine…' Snowy reassured himself as he watched Jo-Cher go to the side of the helicopter.

She turned around and waved goodbye as she fell backwards. She plunged down and down with the ground and trees coming closer and closer with every passing second. She went through the tree tops and grabbed a branch before she could crash through the other branches below. She hummed a bit before letting go and jumping down the branches one by one until she hit the ground itself. She was still humming a happy tune when she looked around seeing the trees and bushes that surrounded her. She looked in front of her and started running in the search for a certain blue porcupine.

END OF FLASHBACK

"Well I only did a hop, skip, and a jump to get here!" Jo-Cher said as she did the actions she said.

Surf looked at her not surprised that she didn't answer the question fully. Tails still didn't know what to think of the quote and quote disturbed hedgehog but noticed how dark it was getting.

"It's getting really dark Surf…"

"I've noticed." Surf said as he looked at the sun dipping into the horizon.

"Well I might as well continue messing with you tomorrow. I hope you have nightmares tonight Surf!" Jo-Cher said as she started walking away.

"So you're going to sleep in a tree or something?" Surf asked

"Yep!" Jo-Cher replied.

Tails didn't want to have a say in this. Tails honestly didn't really want her in his home in the fear that she would catch the house on fire.

"Not like you want me to be anywhere near you when you're sleeping. You probably will think that I'll put a pillow over your face and wait till you stop moving." Jo-Cher said in a dark way as she played with her quills.

Surf sweat dropped and started walking towards Tails.

"Let's go Tails we need to get some sleep… and some space away from Crazy the Hedgehog." Surf said as he started shooing Tails towards his house.

"Awww that's the second nicest thing you've ever said to mee!" Jo-Cher called out when the two disappeared into the vegetation. She did an evil smile and pressed a button that was on her bracelet, she disappeared into thin air leaving nothing but her laughter behind.

The Next Morning

Tails was sleeping in his bed upstairs and Surf went to sleep on the couch downstairs. Tails woke up at 9:00 sharp like every morning so that he could start working on projects early but he had no means to do so that morning. He got out of bed and did the usual routine that everyone does of brushing his teeth and doing the bed.

He went downstairs with Surf still sleeping, Tails tried waking him up by shaking him but got nothing out of it. (As everyone knows he's a deep sleeper)

Tails kept shaking him but Surf only but mumbled.

"Five more minutes…"

Tails frowned and started poking him hoping it will have some affect.

"You're not going to wake him up like that!" A voice shouted suddenly.

Tails recognized the voice from the other day and jumped out of fear. He looked around and saw the purple hedgehog next to the door.

"How did you get in?!"

Jo-Cher then took out some keys and started swinging them around from the ring in the middle with her finger.

"Under the mat… So obvious." She teased.

Tails thought that he shouldn't put the spare keys under the mat anymore.

"If you're so smart then why don't you wake him up?" Tails said kind of scared of what the response might be.

"Okay then I will." Jo-Cher replied stopping the keys from going in circles.

She walked towards where the kitchen would be and out of Tails's sight. All Tails heard was water running for a short time before it stopped and Jo-Cher walked out with a bucket of water. Tails could see steam coming from it.

"Are you sure about that?" Tails questioned.

"Usually it would be cold water but I want to see what happens when it's steaming water." Jo-Cher said with an evil smile.

Before Tails could say anything more Jo-Cher dumped the hot water onto Surf without hesitation.
"YOOOOWWWW!"

Surf jumped from the couch and smashed his head against the ceiling. He fell back onto the couch and bounced off onto the floor. He was holding his head and ignoring the burning feeling of the water.

"What is wrong with you?!" Surf shouted at the smirking hedgehog.

"Oh just a lot of things." She replied.

Tails went to a closet and got out a towel. He hurried back to where Surf was and gave him the towel to dry himself. Surf was rubbing his head with the towel when he apologized for Jo-Cher since the couch was now completely wet.

"Sorry the brute ruined your couch Tails."

Jo-Cher eyed Surf when he said "brute" but she smiled anyway. Surf only glared at Jo-Cher while she smirked at him.

"It's okay. I needed to go get a new couch anyway." Tails said as he looked at the soaked couch.

The doorbell rang and Tails strolled to the door, not taking his eyes off his two guests making sure that they weren't going to choke each other to death. Tails opened the door and there stood Sonic.

"Hey what's up little bro? How's your quote and quote guest doing?" Sonic asked.

"Erm I guess good… I'm not really sure anymore." Tails replied as he rubbed the back of his head.

"Why is that?" Sonic questioned but his question was soon answered with the sound of things breaking. Sonic looked inside the house seeing that Surf was hitting a purple hedgehog with the table that was in front of the couch. The table broke into pieces and the purple hedgehog fell back with an "Ooof".

Sonic pushed past Tails and got between the fight of the porcupine and hedgehog. Sonic ended up getting punch in the face by the purple hedgehog though. He fell to the floor with a red mark on his cheek.

"Oh whoops! My bad!" Jo-Cher confessed as she fanned herself with her hand.

Sonic stood up and had a hand on his left cheek.

"Yep that hurts…" He said.

Tails ran up to the three obviously angry.

"Surf why did you hit her with the table!" Tails yelled at Surf.

"She was taking a freaking knife out!" Surf countered as he pointed at Jo-Cher.

"I was not!" Jo-Cher exclaimed while she waved her hands in the air. In her right hand was a butcher knife. She noticed that she had the knife in her hand and immediately hid it behind her back; she pretended that didn't just happen.

"Jo-Cher!..." Tails face palmed and took out his hand.

"Give me the knife…" He said sternly.

"But…"

Tails glared at her and she admitted defeat. She handed over the butcher knife without any complaints.

"It's your knife anyway." Jo-Cher said as she did a :P face.

Sonic was looking at Jo-Cher with concern then at Tails. Tails just shrugged and went to the kitchen to put the knife away.

"Soo… Who are you anyway?" Sonic asked while he took his hand off from his face.

"My name is Josephine Cher but you can call me Jo-Cher for short!" She said as she gestured to herself.

"She forgot to mention that she's a complete maniac." Surf added with his arms crossed.

Sonic wasn't too sure about Jo-Cher but he accepted her being around. Tails came back from the kitchen; he was holding an apple while he exited the kitchen.

"You want an apple Surf?" Tails asked as he brought the apple up to his face.

Surf took the apple and shrugged.

"Aww what the heck might as well." And thus he took a bite from the red apple.

'An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' Surf thought as he devoured the apple.

Jo-Cher was nowhere to be seen but no one noticed.

"So when are you going to leave?" Sonic asked as he sat on the couch. He immediately sat up from it; finding out it was completely wet.

"Don't ask about the couch. Anyway I guess as soon I finished this apple." Surf answered.

Surf was swallowing another piece of the apple when Jo-Cher appeared from behind him and yelled.

"BOO!"

Surf jumped and squealed a bit but soon started choking on the apple piece. Jo-Cher laughed manically as Surf walking to the corner of the house; trying to cough up the apple piece. He managed to swallow the apple piece and stayed in the corner away from Jo-Cher. Jo-Cher fell to the ground from laughter. Sonic and Tails only watched in horror of what they just saw. Sonic couldn't help but blurt out.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"

"A lot of things Sonic. A lot of things." Jo-Cher replied while she sat up straight.

"Okay yeah I'm leaving now!" Surf hollered as he made way for the door.

"But aren't you going to need a map or something to find your way around?" Tails asked.

"Nope, all I need is to get far, far away from that!" Surf said as he pointed at Jo-Cher.

Jo-Cher can't really take anything as rude so she only smiled.

Surf huffed and opened the door to leave; Tails only looked back at Jo-Cher who looked back at him after a moment. Tails turned around when she looked and saw Surf disappear into the forest nearby.

"And what about you?"

Jo-Cher looked at Sonic who was leaning against the wall.

"Oh you won't even notice when I leave." She replied.

"Okay…" Sonic said not convinced.

"But while I'm here I might as well help clean up!" She said happily, and with that she started picking up all the table pieces on the floor.

Sonic and Tails looked at her with a confused expression but shrugged it off and they both went into the kitchen.

Sonic rushed to the fridge and opened it. He took out a chili dog and plopped it into the microwave. As he put the time Tails asked.

"Why is she so weird?"

"I have no idea Tails…"

Then there was a sudden shout from the living room.

"Funny how you think I didn't hear that!"

Sonic and Tails jumped and gave each other a :S face. The microwave beeped and soon Sonic was stuffing his face with a chili dog. Tails was checking his drawers making sure all the knives were there.

"12, 13, 14, and 15. Whew she didn't take any others." Tails stated as he closed all the drawers. The door bell rang again and before Tails could blink Sonic was opening the door.

"Sonic!" A pink hedgehog yelled as she gave Sonic a hug. Sonic was trying to push her away but it was no use. Amy continued to hug Sonic until she noticed Jo-Cher.

"And who is she?" Amy asked suspiciously.

"Sonic's new giiirrrrllllfffrrrriiieeennd d." Jo-Cher answered for Sonic in a teasing way.

Sonic, Tails, and Amy all exclaimed.

"What!"

Before Sonic knew it Amy smacked him in the face leaving a red hand mark on his cheek.

"How could you do this to me?!" She cried.

"Amy She's lying! She isn't my girlfriend!" Sonic exclaimed as he put his hand on his cheek for the second time for the day. (Cheek abuse! D=)

"You're just saying that just because you don't want to get in trouble with your ex-girlfriend." Jo-Cher continued with her lie.

Amy looked down and it looked like steam was coming from her head. Sonic started backing away from her and Tails retreated to the kitchen. However Jo-Cher kept smiling and leaned against the broom she had. Amy's hands went into fists and her arms were shaking. Sonic knew what this meant and ran to the kitchen with Tails.

"What you're not jealous are you? You do know Sonic never really liked you?" Jo-Cher was pushing it now as Amy looked to be turning red.

Amy then looked up and put her hand in the air which made her Piko Piko hammer.

"I'm going to kill you!" Amy screamed as she charged Jo-Cher. Jo-Cher laughed and dodged her as she made her way out the door. Amy followed seeing red with Sonic and Tails watching from the kitchen.
Amy swung and swung at Jo-Cher but she only dodged and dodged. Amy did a downward swing but missed as the purple hedgehog jumped to the left and in the air. She landed on top of the hammer and teased Amy further.

"I've heard Sonic's complaints of how much you stalk him and never seem to leave him alone. You really need to get a life dude."

Amy threw her hammer which launched Jo-Cher at the house. She hit the side of the house and left an imprint of herself when she fell to the ground. Amy tried to crush her with the hammer but Jo-Cher rolled away before the hammer landed. Amy pouted and swung to the right. Jo-Cher did the limbo while she pressed that button on her bracelet; she disappeared into thin air again leaving Amy confused and angry.

"Where did you go?! Show yourself!" She challenged as she swung her hammer all over the place.

She swung the hammer to the right but something caught it in mid air and snatched it out of her hands. The mysterious force then used it against the former user and hit Amy in the gut sending her flying. Jo-Cher appeared again with the hammer in hand but Amy got up and punched her square in the face. The cat fight went on for a while and neither of the hedgehogs seemed to be getting tired.

Sonic and Tails were watching from the inside doing an "Ooooo" and a "Ouch" every time there was a hit.

"I can't watch them do this anymore…" Sonic said as he ran outside.

Jo-Cher was in the air readying herself for a downward kick. Amy readied her hammer to counter the attack. However a blue ball hit Jo-Cher in the side which made her slam into a tree. Amy was confused until the blue ball un-curled itself reveling Sonic.

Jo-Cher was at the base of the tree getting hit on the head with falling acorns. After the avalanche of acorns ended she looked at Sonic and smiled.

"Wow blue boy you actually had the balls to hit a girl. Good job!" She congratulated.
Sonic didn't bother with getting confused with Jo-Cher's logic and turned to face Amy. She looked pretty steamed with Sonic still.

"Amy you gotta trust me on this. She is lying about her being my girlfriend!" Sonic pleaded.

Amy looked at Sonic with her Piko Piko hammer on her shoulders and her knees bent. Then she looked at Jo-Cher who was chuckling to herself. Her face softened up and she let her hammer disappeared in a puff of smoke. She then tackled Sonic again and started talking fast.

"I'm so glad you're not really going out with that brute! Is it true that you think I'm annoying?" She asked afterwards with pleading eyes.

"Not really. You're better company than Jo-Cher or Shadow that's for sure." Sonic replied.

Amy secretly thought 'Yay!' as she let Sonic go and stood up. She dusted herself off and looked at where Jo-Cher was. However she was nowhere to be seen and Amy was quite happy for that.

"Wonder where she went." Sonic said as he scratched his head.

"She wasn't kidding when she said we weren't going to notice." Tails said as he got out of the safety of his house.

"Well good riddance!" Amy pouted.

Sonic and Tails sweat dropped as they all went into the house and started debating when the next attack from Dr. Eggman was going to be.

Has anyone noticed that Jo-Cher is getting increasingly abusive lately?
Anyway like always I hope you enjoyed the chapter and please R&R