"Mom..." I said hesitantly. I have to... talk to you about something..."
"I'm listening, sweetie," She answered without breaking an eye contact with an... Orchid.

"Did you notice how I wasn't interested in any guy at school?"
"And thank goodness for that," My mom chirped out happily.
"I won't have to be a young grandma."

"Well, I think I know the reason why..."
"And why is that?" She still wasn't looking at me.
"They only think about one thing. I mean - I tried dating one, but he wanted to do something that I realized I didn't want to do..." I was mumbling.

"Wait, are you talking about?.." Finally, she turned to face me.
"Yes, mom, I figured out pretty fast that I can live without birds and bees AND NO! I didn't have to lick some honey to find out about that." Okay, I just said that I have NO interest in 'adult activities'.

"So I will never be a grandmother," She whispered and sat down - one hand on her forehead.
"Uhm, mom, I'm not the only child, you know."
"GOD DAMN IT! AT YOUR LEFT AT YOUR LEFT! SHOOT HIM! AAAND we're dead!" You could hear my brother screaming out in frustration because he was losing in a video game.
"Never will I hold my grandchild."

"Mom, that's not all..."
"What else are you going to tell me? That you have a girlfriend or something?!"

"Hehe, you are so good at guessing things, and yet you still haven't won anything in lotteries," I laughed nervously. Her eyes widened.
"Wait, you do?!" I had to hold in an urge to sing 'Bitch, you guessed it-HOO! You was right' but that would make my situation even worse.

"Oh dear God, my daughter is going straight to hell."
"I might be going to hell, but not straight."

"FAMILY MEETING RIGHT NOW!"

§Living room§

I was sitting on the couch trying not to show emotions or any kind of feelings. My parents couldn't sit in one place - they were walking back and forth. My brother was playing 'Summoners war' and didn't give the slightest to what was happening.

"My daughter is a freak."
"Hey, watching 'Free!' only for the plot doesn't make me a freak." I folded my hands with a pout. Honesty, I can't deny it - those guys were good looking, especially in both endings. My favourite is the one dressed as a cop. But I prefer them with clothes.

"What's her name?"
"Elara."
"How long have you been... Dating?"
"6 months anniversary is today."
"Oh for... Did you do anything unforgivable?"
"As I've been telling you - no. We only hugged, didn't even kiss."
"Okay, we still can save you."
"Save me from what?"
"This." Dad pointed at the ground.
"Save me from being grounded?" I asked innocently.
"SAVE YOU FROM HELL!"
"I won't have to go to school?" I asked happily. My brother high fived me.

"Darling, she's not taking us seriously," Mom stated a solid fact.
"We have to do something and fast. Come to think of it - my boss was talking on the phone with someone about how he was in a need of bride for his sons. Maybe living with boys will save her." My dad took out his phone. I was starting to feel uneasy. He dialed someone's number. My legs were getting numb.

"Ah hello, Mister Sakamaki, yes it's me. I'm sorry for calling you at the weekend, but I have an important issue to talk to you about..."

... ... ... ...

And here I was, in a car. My stuff packed in luggages. So, my parents thought that making me live with six guys will 'fix' my head. They said that even getting pregnant at my age was better than dating a girl... The best part is - I'm ace. I just didn't have a chance to properly explain that. Oh well...

My relationship with Elara was something straight out of a shoujo manga - even hugs are a big deal for me. But she said that she was fine with that. She was not pushy like that guy was. She understood me. I knew my parents would react this way. I also knew I would go through anything with her support. So I asked her if she didn't mind coming over to the Sakamaki mansion to help me unpack my stuff. It was only 30 minutes away from her house, so she happily agreed to.

And here it was - the Sakamaki mansion. Damn this house was huge. Car stopped near the gates. I took my stuff and started walking. Call me crazy, but it felt like I was in some sort of weird vampire anime. And this feeling I couldn't shake off... As if they already knew that I was here... They probably did, because, you know - cars make noise. But still, I couldn't help myself but have this feeling - as if someone was watching every single step I was taking. It felt like I was just a little lamb walking further and further into the woods with no way out. A lamb that was already noticed by the predators. I hope that Elara was on her way here.

I reached the doors. I knocked. Silence. I knocked again. Nothing. If this was a horror movie - I should be getting the hell out of here, but I couldn't - I had nowhere to go. Maybe I'll wait until someone decides to go shopping or something. I was about to knock again, when everything went black.

A hand was covering my eyes. I yelped in surprise.
"Guess who~" A smooth whisper reached my right ear. For a moment I was terrified, but only for a moment.

"Elara, what the hell!? You scared me to death," I said while holding a hand against my heart.
"Sorry, sorry - I just couldn't stop myself. You appeared to be a bit scared, so I decided to loosen you up." She simply loved my terrified face. When I get scared - my heart starts beating faster, from time to time my cheeks get a deep blush because of the adrenalin, my breathing becomes shakily and unsteady as if I was running or working out, sometimes my legs turn into jelly and I have to hold on to the wall or I would fall. I honestly didn't know why she liked doing that, but she said that this appearance reminded her something.

"Why are you still outside?"
"No one showed up."
"Why won't you just walk in?"
"Trespassing."
"But you are going to live here anyway."
"Yes, I am, but it doesn't mean that I'm already living here. I don't want to go to jail or something and lose you. Right now you are the only person in my life who's still here for me," I whispered the last part, but she heard it. She was about to say something, when an angry young man opened the doors.

"Uhm, hi!" I said nervously, "My name is..."
"I was already informed who you are, no need for this useless babbling."
"Oh then that saves me the trouble," I laughed nervously. He turned around and walked back inside. I took this as a sign to come in and follow him. I took my luggage and walk inside, Elara was right behind me.

This place seemed to be even bigger on the inside. I looked around with my mouth wide open.
"Wow..." We both said in awe. Guy with glasses coughed out to catch our attention.
"This way, please. We have to introduce ourselves properly."
"Yeah, sure." I was about to take my luggage and start walking, when butler came outta nowhere and took my stuff. I think I'll call him Randy.

So, when Randy took away my stuff, he disappeared. Just like that. I was about to question my sanity, when Elara pushed me to the direction of the living room.

When we entered the room, I saw six kinda weird looking guys. I've already seen one, but still. Yes, they all were unnaturally good looking - straight outta reverse harem anime I'd say, but it didn't mean that they weren't weird. I mean - their hair colour. It was quite obvious that it wasn't dyed. Good thing no one had blue or green hair, because my Instagram would be filed with their braided hairstyles with real flower crowns. I could already imagine how I put daisy crown on the childish looking guy with a teddy bear in his arms. And maybe a dandelion crown for the badass looking one with white but pinkish hair. I bet he would be a blushing mess. Oh right, the introduction.

"Uhm, hello, my name is..."
"Nfu~ We already know who you are, Bitch-chan." I was kinda annoyed by the new nickname I was given so suddenly, but I decided to let it slide just for now.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" *SMASH* "We were told that only one human will come! Why is she here?" Okay, so the white badass needs a Snicker or two.
"Answer me!" Three Snickers would be perfect.
"She's Elara and she is..."

"Let me take a wild guess," Said the red haired one, without a weird hat.
"She's your friend."
"N-no, she is..."
"Oh, she's your younger sister, ne~ I can think of some interesting activities for all three of us." Okay - this guy with fedora is officially cringey. Disgust in my face was quite obvious.
"Hell no, and she is not my younger sister!"
"So she's the older one."
"She's not my sister." I was angry at this point. Couldn't these guys just wait until I finished talking?
"Hehe, don't tell me that she's actually OUR sister." I was so done with this.

"Oh, I'm sorry for my rudeness, my name is Elara and I'm her girlfriend. Don't worry - I won't stay here for a long time, I only came here to help her with unpacking," she said calmly.
"Well that's a new one."
"Nfu~ a girlfriend, you say..."

"Ayato, Laito, stop this nonsense right now. You'll have plenty of time to harass her later on, now let's cover up things that are important. My name is Reiji Sakama..."
"ORE-SAMA IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU! I'm Ayato, but you must call me Ore-sama," he said with a smirk.
"I-I think that you are doing pretty good job yourself, Ayato, so I kindly refuse to."
"What did you just say?" Is it me, or did his eyes just become red? I turned to Elara for confirmation, but she wasn't looking at me or Ayato.

"Shut up, you are ruining my music," Groaned blond guy. He was laying on a sofa, dressed in a comfy sweater, listening to some music. I just found my spirit animal.

"Anyways, this good-for-nothing couch potato is the eldest son - Shuu. I'm the second eldest - Reiji. This is Ayato, Kanato, Laito and they are triplets. And this over there is the youngest - Subaru." Was I the only one who thought about Monsta X 'Rush'? Vroom vroom? No? Okay.

"Now, do you have any kind of question?" Did I miss something? Did he say something more? Oh, whatever.
"Actually, I do have a few: number one - where is my room? Number two - where is the kitchen and am I allowed to use it? And the most important one - what is your wifi password?"

"I will show you around the mansion. You are allowed to use the kitchen and what is wifi?" I literally fell down on my knees. They... They didn't have... Wifi? My whole life was on the Internet. How was I going to access my actual life now? But then Ayato started laughing hysterically.

"You... You... actually... fell... for it!" He was laughing so hard that now there were two people in a doggy pose on the floor - Ayato and I. The only difference was that I was shaking in terror and he was laughing.

"Ayato, I must admit that this is the only joke I enjoy." Reiji fixed his glasses. Damn bastard. I'm so not believing them anymore. They can say they are a bunch of freaking vampires and I would laugh into their stupid faces.

"Reiji-san, can we please go to my room? Elara has to go home by the sunrise."
"Very well, follow me." I turned around to tell Elara that we have to go, but she was not in the room. Where was she? Maybe she asked Randy to take her to my room. With this in my head, I followed Reiji. This mansion was huge. I think that I might need a map or GPS until I memorize my way to the kitchen. My room was impressive and by impressive I mean PINK. WAS. EVERYWHERE. It almost made me sick. But that was not the main problem. The real question appeared - where was Elara.

"Reiji-san, may I ask you something?"
"No."
"Okay."

I finished unpacking my stuff. Alone. It took me a few hours, but I managed it somehow. After that, I decided to call her, but she didn't pick up the phone. I was getting worried. I called her again - maybe I will hear her phone ringing. I started aimlessly walking through the hallways searching for some clues. Nothing. I called her again and again. I didn't notice when I was at the dead-end of the hallway. There was a closet. Why? Maybe another shortcut to Narnia. I ignored it because I really didn't want to deal with some random angry ice queen with menopause. Lady thinks that covering an entire world with snow would help her with her hot flashes. Tsk tsk.

There also was wooden door. But because door in a house was not a weird or rare thing to find, I was about to turn around and leave, when I heard it. Voices. One voice was silky-smooth and so sweet that I could literally feel my dinner coming out. Another voice sounded feminine. Elara was in there.
"Do you really love me?"
"Nfu~ Of course I do, why else would I do this kind of things to you. Now tell me what you've been screaming a little bit earlier." What was going on?
"I-I..."
"You what?"
"I love you."

This hit me hard. Really hard. It felt as if someone has ripped my heart out of my chest and used it as a ball for 2014 FIFA World Cup Germany vs Brazil... Me being Brazil...

It felt like I was a small child watching her mom put presents under a Christmas tree without even taking a single bite from the cookies I've worked so hard on...

It felt like my heart was on the second day of its period with no painkillers or hot water bottles or chocolate.

I was feeling like physics laws in anime - useless.

To summarize it all - I felt betrayal, pain, devastation, shame and a lot more, but I didn't know how to name these emotions. I should be doing something. I should be crying, confronting her, but I just stood there behind the closed door.

"So cute~ But don't you love your girlfriend?" I think I shouldn't be listening to this anymore but I just couldn't move.
"I love her, but, you know, this girl right here has her needs." Of course. Why didn't I understand this earlier. She wasn't happy, she was suffering with me and sacrificing her needs for me. Maybe that was for the best. She would be free, my parents would be happy that I was dating no one, my brother would continue on playing games... Okay, things won't change for him (that lucky bastard) and I would spend my days locked inside my pink jail trying to hide away from these guys.

I was about to turn around and leave when...
"How are you feeling after hearing this, hmm~?" Suddenly door was ripped wide open. The first thing I noticed was Elara laying on his bed covered with a blanket. Her facial expression was pure shock.
"I-it's not what it looks like."
"Oh thank god, because I thought that you were playing twister in his bed..." I took a look at her bra on the floor near my foot, "... naked."
"He said he loves me..." Her voice was a whisper.

I turn to face half naked Laito, who was, fortunately, wearing pants.
"What's her name?"
"Nfu~ names are not important when we are talking about love." He. Winked. At. Me. Cringey.

"He doesn't even know your name... But I do understand you - I'm not good enough to be in a relationship. I won't make you suffer anymore. Thank you for coming here to help me, but I..." I didn't know what to say. A ball was starting to burn my throat.
"Just continue on what you were doing." I said this and left the room.

I don't know how I found my room with no map or GPS, but I was emotionally and physically exhausted. I couldn't wait to fall asleep and forget about everything for a while. I didn't cry, I didn't scream, I just wanted some sort of distraction to forget about everything that happened. Sleep might be a good choice. I walked into my room and realized - there was some distraction in my room. My bed was already occupied. Take away my home, my wifi, even my cheating ex-girlfriend, but don't touch my bed. This. Means. War.


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