I was upset, heartbroken and tired. My first day in this cursed house was a nightmare. I lost everything dear to me. All I had left was my bed and my privacy. And as far as I could see - I will also lose those two... Really fast. Like, right now.

The moment I walked into my room I saw something on my bed. Golden hair was shining under the moonlight. Was that a golden retriever? I wish. Maybe it was Garfield? I didn't smell lasagna so the answer was negative.

"Grandmother! Why are you wearing baggy clothes?" Silence

"Grandmother! How come you are listening to music while sleeping?" No response.

"Grandmother, why aren't you responding to any of my questions? Wolf got your tongue? Still asleep, huh."

"Sleeping Beauty, wake up! Oh, so you want a kiss, huh..?" He didn't move, but I had a feeling that he was only acting. I remember faking that I'm asleep just to make my father really angry and be late for whatever he had to attend to. Babysitting me is a hard task. Yes. IS.

"Well, this is an emergency, because I really want to sleep, so..." I walked to my closet and took out my small stuffed dog/pillow toy.

"Sleepy head, meet your prince charming. Prince charming, this is your Sleeping Beauty. Now, when introduction is over..." I pressed my dog's face against Shuu's lips. Did his eyebrow just twitch right now? He was definitely awake, that bastard. But why wouldn't he do anything.

"So, you want a real one, but how do I find a real prince. I heard you guys were aristocrats. High class and stuff like that... I'M A GENIUS!" I screamed out joyfully. I opened my bedroom door, took a deep breath and let my voice box do it's job:

"I NEED A PRINCE THAT WOULD KISS SLEEPING BEAUTY! IS ANYONE DOWN FOR THAT?" No answer.

"I NEED A PERVERT IN MY ROOM! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!"

"Nfu~ Are you already feeling this lonely, Bitch-chan?" Why didn't this surprise me. His hair was a mess and so were his clothes. Thank goodness he had a shirt on this time. But he came to my room quite fast... A little bit too fast actually. Oh well - lucky me.

"If I told you that this one here on my bed is my girlfriend, would you kiss him?" It worked just a few hours ago, so why wouldn't it work now? And I had a feeling that Laito would kiss anyone. Shuu's face tensed up slightly. I chuckled. Two can play this 'personal space invading ' game.

"Huh?" Laito was dumbfounded.

"I need him to wake up and I'm not a prince charming, am I? My dog didn't work and I really want to just sleep peacefully. I'm tired, emotionally and physically exhausted, because of YOU know who, so will you do it or..." I turn around to face him, but he was gone, "...not."

I turn around to inspect Shuu's face. Now it was obvious that he was wide awake. He was sweating, face showed relief and worry at the same time. Why won't he just leave already.

"Listen here, I'm tired of this game. Leave my room."

"Shut up, you're ruining my music."

"If I'm ruining your music, why won't you listen to it, I don't know, IN YOUR OWN GOD DAMN ROOM?!" I was starting to get angry. I hate when someone invades my territory without my permission.

"Just shut up and come here - your bed is big enough for both of us." He opened one eye and smirked.

"Oh my, what a lewd woman you are. Just a thought of being in a same bed with me made you blush so furiously."

Ice bucked challenge that is. But he was right in a way - I was furious. Absolutely livid would be a better definition. And that was not a blush on my cheeks, that was a colour of flames from hell that rose from the darkest parts of my heart that no one should touch or see. When I get red angry, I do something stupid.

I walked into my bathroom, turned on the tap and pushed the handle all the way to the freezing cold water and left it like this, so that really cold water would appear. Without waisting my time, I found a bucked that was there for cleaning. I filled it up with ice cold water and walked back.

With no hesitation, I poured it directly on Shuu. He just sighed and continued on doing nothing. Was this psychopath going to ignore freezing water and just continue on sleeping?!

Bucked slipped out and fell on the ground. He had in-ear headphones on. How was his mp3 still alright? Oh yeah, they were rich - waterproof stuff. But wasn't it uncomfortable to sleep when you are drenched like that? How could a person be this lazy? Did this guy sleep everywhere? Even in water?

So my spirit animal in reality was a demon that started haunting my bed.

Time for plan B. I picked up his leg by the ankle and started pulling him out of my bed. He grunted in annoyance. Normally, even with such size and weight difference I would be able to remove him (experience with my brother) but now, wet blanket and drenched clothes created too much friction. He wasn't moving no mater how hard I was trying. I gave up on pulling him out and started pushing him instead. IT WAS WORKING! He was moving! His body was actually rolling closer and closer to the edge of the bed. One push, one more and he would be on the floor. I could already imagine that sound of his body hitting the wood.

*THUD*

Why was I the one in pain? I opened my eyes. Why was I looking at my pink ceiling? And why was I laying on the floor? I groaned as I tried to sit up. My head hurt and so did my back. What happened? I remember trying to push Shuu out of my bead. I could already taste the victory, when...

"So you're awake. And I was hoping to enjoy this peaceful moment for a bit longer."

"What happened?" I asked while trying to stand up, but my head was a little bit dizzy and my back still hurt.

"Don't you remember? I'm too tired to switch places with the thing that is supposed to be in your head but isn't and explain you everything that happened." Rude.

Yet again, I tried to stand up but in vain. Oh no, mister Sakamaki, I'm totally fine. No need to worry about me or help me. I can definitely handle this myself. I'll just cosplay Yoon Bum and crawl to the bathroom where I have painkillers. No no, keep on sleeping. I insist.

"Damn little brat," I muttered while crawling towards the bathroom in now too familiar dog pose - on all four.

I swear to god, if I have to repeat this pose again today - I will make their lifes into a living hell - I will cook for them EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

I started giggling like an evil school girl, imagining how they get food poisoning and start running towards the bathroom as if their life depended on that white throne. And the most wicked thing to do in this situation you might ask? Yes. OIL IN FRONT OF ALL BATHROOM DOORS! Oh god I could already hear their screams of terror and pure shame.

At this point of my fantasy I started laughing like a maniac.

Just imagine a hyena that was hit by a car and you get me. Finally, I reached bathroom door. I tried to grab the handle, but I couldn't - my damn back hurt too much.

"I should borrow that leash from Laito." Shuu chuckled.

"You own a dog?! Oh my god I want to pet it. Where is it? Where can I find it?" My eyes were sparkling.

"We don't have a dog."

"Then why would Laito need it..? Ohhhhh...".

"What a weird guy he must be," I Mumbled, "Using leash on a poor cat..."

"You finally figured that ou... Wait, what?" Shuu was confused.

"If it's not for a dog, then it's for a cat. Poor kitty cat." I slammed my fist against the floor. Owie - head, back and now my hand. Perfection.

"I think I'll teach you about that someday." Shuu smirked.

"I have a feeling that I won't like it."

Yes! I managed to open my bathroom door. Using the sink, I pulled myself up. I filled a glass with water - it was ice-cold. And now, last but not least - I will take this advil pill AND DRINK IT. And I did just that.

It would take some time for an effect to kick in so I took a glimpse at the mirror and screamed. WHO LET THIS GRUDGE SPIRRIN IN!? Oh wait no - that was me. God I looked awful. Bags under my eyes, messy, kinda wet hair. Was that a bruise on my cheek? Bloodshot eyes. I needed a dose of beauty sleep and fast.

I could feel pain from my back fading away. At least I could walk like a normal granny right now.

Shuu was still on my bead. So I guess it was time for plan C - couch.

I reached my closet, took out a spare blanket and a spare pillow. I picked up my stuffed dog and left my bedroom. Living room had a pretty decent couch, I guess I'll sleep there for tonight, I mean, what can go wrong, right? (Oh, you silly human, you can't even imagine it yet Ψ(｀▽')Ψ)

§Living room§

Ah, the blue couch - my new favourite. I lied down, snuggled into the blanket and hugged my dog. This was heaven. I didn't even notice when I was in a dream world.

... ... ... ...

Ayato was running away from Kanato with Mister Teddy in his hands.

"Where do I hide it... Oh and what do we have here?" He saw a girl sleeping on a couch, tightly hugging her plush toy.

"This is just too good to be real." He flashed the most evil grin planet Earth has ever witnessed.

Ayato was now hiding somewhere in the room, holding a weird looking dog, snickering quietly.

"Show time."

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