Chapter 2

OK! This is chapter 2 of No Sh** Barbie. I hope you like it!

Emma/Five:

We finished dinner and lay out side watching the stars. He told hilarious stories. I laughed at all of them. A young couple starred at us strangely.

"What are they thinking?" Four asked me.

"They think we should kiss." I said after reading their minds.

"That's awkward." He said.

"Hey? Why don't we give them a show?" I asked. Before he could ask what I meant I kissed him. Once the couple looked satisfied they left and I pulled away.

"Was that good enough for them?" He asked.

"Yep." I said and stood up. Four followed me.

"Good dinner." He said awkwardly.

"Yep just two friends... Eating dinner... Casually" i said.

"Yep, just two friends." He said. In his mind I could hear his disappointment.

We walked home in silence. Hannah ran up to me and dragged me into her room.

"So how was it?" She asked.

"Well, we kissed." I said. She inhaled excitedly. "We kissed because a couple wanted us too. And that was all. Hannah, I didn't mean for this to go anywhere, it was supposed to be a stupid little girly crush. But now, I don't know, I'm really confused. Anyway, you and Nine talk?" I asked.

"Yeah. Not about what six said though." She said.

"You might want to go check on Four, I swear Six will get him any and every time she can." Hannah said looking over my shoulder. I walked to the kitchen to see Six flirting with Four and Four responding.

"So, how was your date with Emma?" She asked in a girly voice. Grr she was still trying to pull the girly stunt.

"It wasn't a date. It defiantly wasn't a date." He said. I ran away, sobbing and shut the door loudly behind me.

Four:

I heard the door slam and looked over in the direction of the door. I ignored it.

"It wasn't a date?" She asked.

"No, she made that clear." I said firmly "But I really wish it was."

"You do?" She asked.

"Yes, I do, I'm sorry Six, but, I love someone else at the moment." I said. It was difficult getting those words out.

Nine walked up to me as Six left.

"She's loved you for ages, she changed her personality for you, and you're trying to get a girl who doesn't even feel the same way about you?" He asked.

"Yep, pretty much." I said sliding off the bench.

"Dude, you're crazy." Nine said.

"What about Hannah hey?" I asked.

"What about her?" Nine asked.

"She's been really sad at the moment because of..." I started.

"Why?" He asked.

"Really? She hasn't told you? Even eight knows and he's off in China!" I said laughing.

"No, she hasn't." He said shifting a bit.

"Well, I'm not going to tell you but... Just treat her well, and don't let her feel left out, don't let her feel like a tool." I said.

"Ok, well, that starts now." He said rushing off to her.

"Well, well, well, who's the new match maker now?" Marina said wondering into the kitchen. I decided I'd start cooking random snacks for tomorrow, Marina joined in helping my so I didn't burn anything.

"Well, I do my best." I said pinching the collar of my shirt, pulling it outwards and then letting it fling back when I let go.

"Yes, but you're match, is currently crying and sobbing." She said as she popped the cookie batch into the oven.

"Look, Marina, she isn't my match, I don't love her!" I said strongly.

"I don't mean Six you idiot." She said whacking me on the back of my head with her oven mitts.

"Ooohh you mean Five." I said taking of my apron.

"No sh** barbie. I am gonna go over to my friends house kver night, you check on the cookies in 15 mins ok?" She said. I chucked my apron onto the bench and ran to Emma's room. I grabbed the door handle and attempted to open it but it was locked.

"Emma, open up." I said shaking the door.

"No, go away the door won't open to idiots." She grumbled.

I rattled again and she opened it up.

"What do you want" she said. Her eye's were puffy and red but she was still beautiful in my eyes.

"Can I come in?" I asked. She nodded and I walked in.

"So are you with Six now?" I asked.

"No and I don't want to be." I said. "Oh ok." She said wiping away her tears. Her face was starting to turn back to normal.

"Emma, Five, what ever, the thing is, is that, I... I... I love you." I mumbled.

Emma instantly fell to the floor. She fainted.

Emma/Five:

The world span around me with the same words 'I love you.' Spinning around as though in permanent marker.

I woke up to Four shaking me. Hannah, Four, Nine and Six were there.

"Thank God you're awake." Hannah said she hugged me and then left with Nine. Six left a few seconds after.

"Four." I said hugging him. "I love you too."

He leant forward and kissed me and my world span. Suddenly the house blew up in flames.

Four:

The cookies. I thought. The kitchen was up in flames and so was the rest if the house. My first thought was to protect Emma. I jumped in front and since I could become fireproof it didn't hurt me. Five was screaming. I grabbed her desperately trying to protect her from the flame.

Nine:

I grabbed Hannah and ran out the front door.

"Stay here! The other's won't be able to get such an easy path as us!" She nodded and I headed back into the burning house. I covered my mouth with my t-shirt. Flames danced across me burning every last part of me. I ran across seeing Six. She had water hosing through the flames.

"Holy Lore! Six! Nice new Legacy!" I said. She sprayed me and my body felt a second of heaven. She sprayed the water over the flames desperately trying to get rid of them. She sprayed through the kitchen and I grabbed the biggest pot I could. She filled it up as high as the pot would hold. I ran away with the pot and looked around Emma's room. There I saw Emma and Four. Emma was shielded by Four but she was screaming in pain. I took a huge breath in but I soon regretted that mistake. Smoke filled my lungs and burnt them. I poured the pot of water over and flame near them and poured the remaining on them. Four carried her bridal style. He too was stumbling from the lack if fresh air. He hobbled over with Emma to the front door. Hannah ran to us. She helped Four get out of the house. Four gasped for air and laid Emma down gently. He too laid down on the floor and gasped for air. I ran back for Six. She was in the kitchen getting rid of the last of the flames. Smoke was catching in her lungs. She attempted to keep using her water but she was to week. I caught her before she hit the ground and helped her out side. Bernie Koser was yapping away madly when we got out. I laid down on the grass with Six gasping for air. Four of us were on the ground but Hannah stayed standing up. Parts of her were burnt but not badly. She was attempting to doctor everyone. She ran up to the neighbours house a couple of times asking for water. She ripped of parts of her shirt and wet them to put on burns. Four of course didn't need any of this and insisted that it was given to Emma. He asked for water occasionally as his lungs were probably as bad as mine. Emma was barley conscious. She had third degree burns on her thigh and neck places were Four couldn't protect and minor burns almost everywhere else.

Three days later: We were able to recover the house.

"Hannah! Come on! You've told everyone but me!" I protested.

"Nine! It's nothing! That was about a week ago just leave it."

"Hannah please." I begged. She sighed a turned to me.

"Six was just being stupid and said that you were only dating me for charity work, and that I don't feel like a Loric." She said.

"The little piece of sh** I'm gonna go beat the crap outta that..."

"Don't, Nine please don't if anyone's gonna beat the crap outta here, it's gonna be me, legacies or not the little piece of..." Hannah started.

"Language, James."

"Yes coach." She said saluting me.

We laughed as we entered the kitchen. When we opened the door we saw Four and Five kissing they stop kissing instantly and both turn to use looking like dears caught in head lights.

"Well, well, well. Cat got your tongue has it?" Hannah asks then points between them both and says "or have you got her tongue?"

I laugh and wrap my arm around shoulder. They both shrug and try to come up with a comeback.

"Well I guess this is the first time you don't have you tongue down her throat." Emma said directing nodding her head in my direction.

"Mm, well that is gonna stop now." I said drawing Hannah towards my.

"Please!" Four said. "Now, you packed?" He asked.

"Yeah, I don't get why we have to leave though!" Hannah moaned.

"Well Four burnt down the house and that started drawing attention to us." Emma said.

"Six! Grab your bags! We're leaving to Australia!" Nine called. She was out here in about 3 minutes.

"Well let's go." Hannah said with her head hanging low.

A few Hours later:

Four:

We got on the plane and it took off. I pondered around and turned to face Emma.

"So what were you making before he fire burnt it." She asked as she twisted a group of her hair.

"Ahh, cookies." I said rubbing the back off my neck.

"Who helped you? Come on, you can't cook!" She laughed.

This instantly made me think of Marina.

"SH**! We forget Marina!" I said jumping up and grabbing my phone.