2. LOOKING FOR ASUKA IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES
Well first and foremost, I would like to thank everyone who read this, little one-shot. Because of you, I'm going to add a few chapters to this and make my first Yuri. So without further ado, here's Lili's Crush: Chapter 2. Looking for Asuka in all the wrong places.
After Asuka had left, Hwoarang and Lili both decided to go after Asuka.
"Hwoarang, we both can't be with her." Lili said shaking her head.
"Yes we can, you would be her girlfriend and I would be her boyfriend, dumbass."
Lili paused and thought about what he said. He looked at her weirdly.
"Well I guess you're right—"Lili said smacking him in the head.
"OW, what the fuck?" he shouted rubbing the back of his head.
"You called me a dumbass, now let's go look for her…dumbass." She said walking.
"Grr, okay so where do we look, genius?" he said sarcastically.
"I don't know, whore, maybe I'll ask that girl over there." Lili said walking over to a girl who had pigtails and she was with a panda bear.
"NO LILI DON'T—Dammit."
"Hello, my name is Lili; did you see a short hair brunette go by?"
"UMM, YEAH! WAS SHE ASUKA KAZAMA?" the pigtail girl said.
"Yes!"
"GOOD, *looks evil* because I'm looking for that bitch too!"
"Wait, WHAA?" Hwoarang and Lili said. Their jaws dropped when they heard her say that.
"Yeah that's right, you fucking heard me, I'mma tear that bitch up for marrying MY man!" she shouted. Hwoarang and Lili looked at each other confused and shocked.
"S-she's MARRIED?" Lili gasped.
"T-To KAZAMA?" Hwoarang shouted.
"Yep and that's why I'mma beat that ass and get MY man!" she shouted stomping. "By the way, I'm Ling Xiaoyu!"
"Hey…" they said caught in a daze. They followed Xiaoyu all around and they still didn't see her. Then they ran into this girl with glasses. Xiaoyu turned to Hwoarang and Lili and whispered.
"I don't like that bitch—HEY JULIA!" she said. Hwoarang and Lili did an anime fall.
"Hey Xiao, whatcha doing?" she smiled.
"OH I'M LOOKING FOR A GIRL, HER NAME'S ASUKA KAZAMA, HAVE YOU SEEN HER?"
"Umm, I believe so, why?" she asked. Xiaoyu turned to Hwoarang and Lili and whispered again.
"God I hate her—just to talk, y'know, catch up."
"Oh, okay well, I think she said she had some training to do so I suggested that she goes to the gym.
"So what you are saying is that she is in the gym?" Lili asked to be clear.
"Yes, that is what I said. I'm going that way anyways, she dropped her cell phone and I'm going to give it back to her." Julia smiled.
Xiaoyu rolled her eyes and turned to Hwoarang and Lili. Lili and Hwoarang looked at each other and shrugged and started following Julia. They walked and walked and still there was no sign of Asuka. Julia was going on and on about how people are ruining the earth and that were just messing up true paradise. Xiaoyu made a gun sign with her hand and shot herself in the head.
"Umm, Julia, how do you know Asuka?" Lili asked.
"Don't worry about it, it's in the past. Now if we just find better ways to—"
"GOSH JULIA, I'M PRO-EARTH AND ALL BUT I'M TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT IT, SO CHANGE THE SUBJECT!" Xiaoyu said.
"Okay, umm, well, what is there really to talk about?" Julia asked.
"You can tell us your relationship with Asuka…I'm just saying." Hwoarang said rubbing his neck. Julia looked at him, rolled her eyes and sighed.
"Do you really want to know?" Julia asked with a raised eyebrow.
"I wouldn't have asked if I didn't want to know." Hwoarang said rolling his eyes.
"T.B.T.S." Julia said walking again.
"T.B.T.S?" Hwoarang and Lili said with a confused look.
"Too bad too sad, DUH!" Xiaoyu said making a silly face.
"Ugh, whatever, you just better not get in my way when we do find her." Lili huffed.
"In your way, was that statement directed to me?" Julia asked turning around.
"D.W.A.I."
"What?"
"Don't worry about it—DUH!" Xiaoyu said making the same face.
"Whatever, hey you, did you see a girl in there?" Julia asked a raven haired guy.
"….."
"Umm hello, did you hear me?"
"…"
Julia had a puzzled look on her face. Xiaoyu and Hwoarang turned to see who she was talking to.
"Gasp-JIN KAZAMA!" they shouted. They both looked at each other and then looked at him.
"What the hell do you dumbasses want?" Jin asked.
"Dumbasses? Oh he must be talking to you." Julia and Lili said looking at Hwoarang and Xiaoyu.
"JINX!"
"DOUBLE JINX!"
"TRIPLE JINX!"
"QUADRUPLE—"
"SHUT THE HELL UP WITH THE DAMN JINX CRAP!" Jin shouted.
"Ohh, it must be his time of the month." Hwoarang said.
"Excuse me?"
"Oh my bad, didn't know you farted, you're excused."
"You asshole."
"Your momma!"
"My momma? Aww hell no, your momma so fat when she walked out with heels on she came back with flip flops!" Jin huffed.
"OOOH." The girls cooed.
"Uh oh, it's about time to get the baking up in here! Your momma so fat, she uses the damn driveway to iron her pants!" Hwoarang howled back.
"OOOH." The girls cooed.
"Oh no he didn't!" Jin said snapping his fingers.
"Umm, I think I just did." Hwoarang said snapping his neck and his fingers.
"You slutty bitch—" Jin said wagging his finger.
"You just jealous 'cuz I get more dick and pussy than you and I gets paid!" Hwoarang said strutting.
"You slutty ass bitch, you don't know the meaning, 'bitch is getting paid', you just a home wrecking ho!" Jin said snapping his neck, putting his hands on his hips.
"Home wrecking ho?" Hwoarang said holding his hand up and spinning around.
"Mhmm!" Jin said looking at him up and down." Wit yo no class, nasty ass!"
"If I'm so nasty how come you fucked me too?" Hwoarang said putting his hands on his hips.
"You—"
"CAN YOU TWO PLEASE FINISH THIS IN A DIFFERENT DAMN STORY?" Lili shouted angrily.
Jin and Hwoarang looked at each other and then they looked at her.
"Aigh, what's her problem? Did she get fucked in the ass too hard?" Jin said to Hwoarang.
"Mhmm girl, and now she want some sticky rice!" Hwoarang said back.
Lili rolled her eyes and Julia shook her head, while Xiaoyu was on the ground laughing.
"Nice act, now where's Asuka?" Julia asked.
"Oh her, umm, I don't know, she was arguing with this blonde dude and I keep forgetting his fucking name, but umm, yeah she's with him." Jin said hitting his forehead.
"Doing what?"
"Well he's definitely not gonna 'hit that', they're about to fight in, umm, less than 20 minutes." Jin said.
"And where are they fighting at?" Lili asked.
"Umm, inside a building—DUH!" Jin said hitting his forehead.
"No shit Sherlock, I mean where is the building at?" she shouted.
"On the ground, duh…"
"Sigh…what is the name of the building?"
"Umm…..let's see." Jin said looking at them.
Everyone was quiet and they all looked at Jin.
"Why the hell are you just standing there looking like Snoopy?" Julia shouted irritated.
"Umm, because I'm waiting for you guys, you're the ones standing there looking like Snoopy!"
"You said, 'let's see', moron!"
"And I met, let's run around a few times and see, duh dumbass!" Jin said slapping his forehead.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH! HOW IN THE HELL IS SOMEONE SUPPOSE TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN?" Lili shouted shaking him.
"OOOoooowwww!"
"Ow, what the hell are you owing about?"
"YOU'RE TWISTING MY NIPPLES YOU CRAZY BITCH!" he said pushing her away.
"Sigh, I think I know where they are." Hwoarang said with a sweat drop.
"You think or you know?" Jin asked.
"I know more than you shit face, and yes I do know where they are, C'MON!" he shouted.
They followed Hwoarang, he walked inside a building called, "Battle Brawlers".
"Were they in there?" Jin asked.
"No, just some damn kids playing with some fucking marbles that turn into creatures. It's called Baku—some shit."
"So you know you're wrong?"
"Of course I do shit turd, now quit fucking around and tell us where they are!"
"Obviously I'm not fucking around at the moment but I will tell you guys where they are, in the next chapter." Jin said staring into the blue.
"Jin, what the hell are you looking at? This ain't no damn TV show!" Hwoarang shouted.
"Oh, I thought it was…" Julia sighed.
"No, and to answer you're question, I thought I knew the person reading this, that's all." Jin said.
"YOU FUCKING IDIOT! THIS IS OUR LIVES NOT SOME DAMN SHOW!" Hwoarang shouted.
"Whatever dude, I just tell ya next time, so tune in!" Jin said.
"Oh so we are on TV?"
"No!"
"Oh…"
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Okay, umm, sorry, I know weird right? Well I'm going to try to make more to this since that's what the people want. Okay more to come, bye! And sorry it took so long to add, I don't have reliable computer access.