"Oh come on, it's not that bad."
"And what do you know about the struggles of a female." I whined out in pain.
"Nfu~, want me to help you with it? I know a perfect pose to solve this little problem of yours, Bitch-chan~," Laito basically purred out.

*Slap*

"Do not touch me." He removed his hands from my legs and fixed his hat.
"Can't you take a little joke?"
"I definitely don't want this kind of joke."
"How do you know if you've never tried?" I stared at him blankly.
"Can I kick you in the groin?" He frowned.
"You might like it - you just have to try." I mocked his voice.

"You are really ungrateful, you know." Laito sighed. "And I was trying to help you."
"I asked you to push me from behind - I said nothing about spreading my legs!" I yelled out.

"Nfu~ but thats the best stretching technique I've ever seen. Only very flexible girls can do that." Regret. Sudden regret came crashing into me. A little advice for anyone who's going to live in this cursed mansion: DO NOT accept Laito's help with your stretching routines. Just don't.

"That's the problem. I'm as flexible as an old tree branch and your perverted yoga poses are not going to work!" And don't even mention that you are going to fail your PE classes if you are not going to become into a woman snake by the end of the week. Ayato snitched on me, Reiji got angry at me and Laito was kind enough to help me.

"Just push me for crying out loud." I had to lay my head on my knees and I couldn't do it without a little help.
"But that's not interesting." Laito pouted. "If you put your leg here and your hands here, you wouldn't feel any pain~."
"No pain, no gain, buddy. Now do your job or I will tell Kanato that you ate his cookies."

"They are not cookies, Bitch-chan, they are macarons. My macarons."
"He had already seen them." Laito's eyes widened.
"You won't dare."
"You think? I eat my own cooking. Cons-tant-ly. Today I had some cereal with soy milk and it was almost without fire. Almost." I laughed nervously.

"Did you set cereal on fire? How did you?.." Laito was dumbfounded.
"Talent?"

§Flashback§

"After school breakfast tiimee~" I happily sang out while pouring some soy milk into my bowl.
"Chichinashi, want to hear a secret?"
"What is it?" I asked just to be polite
"I will tell you, but you will have to pay for it." He smirked.
"On a second thought, I'm not even that curious." I found my favorite spoon.

"Aren't you interested in my opinion?" I poured some cocoa cereal and mixed everything up with my favorite metal spoon.
"Dude, I'm more interested in geography than your opinion and I fell asleep in that class... Twice." I took a spoonful of my heavenly meal but I almost spit it out. The milk was cold. Microwave it is.

"How dare you disrespect Ore-sama?!" He was stomping towards me. Oh this seemed dangerous.
"Hey, Ayato, don't you want some takoyakis?" I asked hoping to calm him down.
"Your excuse for takoyakis gave me food poisoning for the first time in my lifetime and you are asking if I want some more?" I managed to put my bowl into the microwave. I turned it on.

"The only kind of food you are able to create is your blood and even that one doesn't taste that good!" This got me angry.

"Hey, It's not my fault that I have to cook for myself! Reiji's food always had a weird impact on me and that probably made my blood taste funny. Or maybe it was because of my 'no fats' diet. Low cholesterol and all... But that's not the point!"

"Shut up and come here - I'm thirsty."
"No. I'm hungry. If I don't eat - there will be no blood for you. And now, if you'll excuse me, I'll go enjoy my shitty life." I turn around towards the microwave just to see it sparkling and smoking.

"FIRE!" I screamed out. Ayato's attention got caught by the burning kitchen helper.
"WHY IS IT BURNING?!" Ayato yelled out.
"I DON'T KNOW!"
"THE HELL DID YOU DO?!"
"Pressed the button!"

Somehow, we were able to put out the fire. When we opened the microwave, we found what created this whole mess.
"Chichinashi, why did you put a metal spoon in there?"
"You were distracting me with your blood sucking talk." I tried to defend myself.

"Why do you always have to do something stupid?!" Ayato screamed out his question.
"Why do you always have to suck blood?!" My voice was as loud as his.
"I'm a vampire! That's my nature! What's your excuse?"
"I'm an idiot! That's my nature!"

Ayato fell silent.
"For the first time I can actually understand that silverware otaku."
"Stop calling me like that then." Oh god no, not him. The kitchen was still smoking hot - there was no need for Reiji at the moment.

"I will clean that up, I swear." Saving my back from the whip was the only thing I could think about at the moment. "I will take care of this so please don't punish me." Bruises and wounds would be troublesome for PE and I have to get a good mark.

"I will allow you to choose: whipping or eating that mess you've made." Reiji elegantly flipped us off. Ayato was laughing.
"Seriously, she will die if she eats that." He walked closer to me. "Guess who's going to fail PE classes after all, Pinocchio."

"She's failing her PE?" Reiji asked.
"Hey! I asked you not to tell him." When it came to good grades, Reiji was as bad as my mom.
"And I'm not that bad - I can reach my toes, so I just need a little stretching session and everything's going to be good... As long as my back and stomach are fine, so can you postpone my punishment, please?"

"I agree to do that, but with a price - from now on each day without punishment is worth five hits. You've already earned twenty hits with a whip for the fire." Reiji smirked at my horrified face.

"I'm looking forward to our little session." Failing is not that bad I guess. I think I will take the punishment today.
"And don't even think about failing - that's fifty hits."

"That's too cruel..." I was whipped before and I knew one thing - I didn't like it. Well, maybe the first five hits were not so bad and I kinda enjoyed them, but another ten that usually followed were pretty bad. The wounds were a pain to take care of. I wouldn't be able to sleep on my back or side for a few weeks, I wouldn't be able to bath with hot water. It was like a sunburn, but a lot worse. And other brothers would constantly 'friendly' pat my back, just like my brother after a trip to the beach.

The day after tomorrow we will have PE so I will ask my teacher if I can do the task that day. I am NOT going to wait until the end of the month. My skin might be imperfect: with a few zits and small scars, but at least it was there. After Reiji, I would have to collect my precious skin piece by piece from the floor.

But I needed help. I had no clue on how to get more flexible. But who could help?

'Shuu is perfect for napping,
Kanato is good when crying,
Reiji is okay at whipping
And Ayato when he's smirking.
Subaru's good for boxing.
And Laito is a god of...'

THAT'S IT! Laito should know a thing or two about being flexible. I should ask him to help me. He still owes me for that spider incident.

§End of a flashback§

"Nfufufufu~ That small poem you just said caught my attention, Bitch-chan~. What rhymes with 'boxing'? I am a god of what?" Why was this pervert blushing all of the sudden? "Come on, Bitch-chan, say it with your own lips. I want to hear that word coming out of your mouth~" I was sitting on the floor and he was behind me with his hands slowly moving from my back to my waist. I got a huge urge to slap his hands away from me.

"Chuckling. You're a god of chuckling."
"Huh." His disappointed voice reached my left ear.
"You chuckle all the damn time, what else could you be a god of?" I wasn't dense, I knew the 'f' word fit perfectly, but I wouldn't say that.

"Oh, I can show you~" He immediately spun me around and pushed me down, placing one hand on my tight while tightening the other around my neck. I still could breathe, but I was trapped in that position.

"Tonight I will show you what you are missing out in life." Laito whispered. His eyes were hungry, but not for blood. I think I just got myself into a very serious situation. I was getting sick to my stomach but I managed to keep my cool, knowing, that panic would only make things worse. There was no way of me overpowering him after all. I needed to think of something.

"What are you doing?" I will try to buy some time for now.
"Something, that grown-ups do regularly. Something, that you should have experienced a long time ago. Something, that you will enjoy to the fullest." I tried to get away from him, but Laito only had to tighten his hand on my neck to force me into temporary submission.

"Oh~, no need to be so nervous, Bitch-chan, I promise I will take good care of you." He was starting to unzip my training suit. I tried to kick him, but that was no use.

"I'm still not an adult, so please stop." I demanded with serious voice.
"Don't worry - I will make you into one soon." He purred out, his voice sending frisson of disgust through my entire body. It was not working. Talking wasn't working. Now I was starting to panic.

"LET ME GO!" Why did I even ask him for such a stupid thing? I would rather be beaten up into a pile of minced meat than be here with Laito. I should have known better than to even talk to him. I wouldn't be in such position if it wasn't for my stupidity.

"Are you about to cry? It's alright - I love you so don't get all worked up about it." He got his hand under my tank top. I flinched at his touch.
"Even if your feelings were true, I don't love you and if I loved you - I still wouldn't want this."

"What are you talking about, Bitch-chan, I love you, can't you see?"
"If you loved me, you wouldn't be assaulting me right now."
"I'm not hurting you, I'm only showing you my love but how should you know about what true love is? You have no experience after all."

"I don't need experience to know that I don't want this! Don't touch me!" My voice could be really loud when I want it to be. I will use it against Laito.

"STOP TOUCHING ME YOU FUCKING PERVERT!" If my calculations were right, at least one brother heard my screaming. I've never done something like that - I didn't scream even when I was being whipped, so maybe someone will decide to interfere... I hope.

"You're being too loud, you know." He wasn't smiling anymore. Now I knew I got stuck in some deep shit. His grip got a lot stronger. I couldn't talk anymore. It was hard to breathe. I felt my tank top being ripped off and all I could do was helplessly gasp for air.

"Didn't I tell you that I'm always going to be the first everything?" Laito's head dropped in annoyance.
"Come on, Ayato-kun, things were just getting interesting here." I could no longer feel his hands on me, but Laito was still on top of me in a way. I was taking huge gulps of air, still not being able to talk.

"She's mine. Stop touching her." Ayato growled out.
"Nfu~ can't we share?" But thankfully Ayato was not in a mood for 'sharing is caring' nonsense. Laito stood up.
"Get the hell out of this room, you fucking perverts, and you *points at me* shut the hell up - someone is trying to sleep," Subaru said. He also came over.

"No need to get so worked up, Bitch-chan. I was only teasing you." He winked.
"That's not teasing - that's straight up torture."

"What's this ruckus all about?" Reiji appeared out of nowhere. I put on my training suit top and walked closer to him.

"Stretching with Laito got a bit out of control, but everything is fine now, I guess." I smiled. Ayato being possessive was really annoying, but it had its own perks.

"Next time be quieter. And Laito, you can't do that to her - father's orders."
"Whatever." Laito frowned but soon his usual smirk came back.
"And make sure she doesn't bring shame for the Sakamaki name in school." Reiji and the others left my room.

Bitch-chan~ sit down."
"Like hell I will." I was still reasonably angry at him.
"Do it." My body automatically followed his orders.
"Now, lean towards your toes." I hesitated. Was he really going to act as if he wasn't trying to do something horrible just a few minutes ago?

"Oh, maybe you want to be whipped?" I started to reach out for my toes. Suddenly, I felt his hands on my back.
"Have fun with this, Bitch-chan~" Having said that, he pushed me all the way down. My head successfully hit my knees. It hurt like hell. I thought that something in my legs and back was going to rip.

"OH THE CURSED TENTACLES IT HURTS! LET GO!"
"No pain - no gain, right, Bitch-chan? You have to stay like this for a few minutes." I honestly couldn't breathe at first, but pain was slowly fading away. Laito was humming and so I was starting to relax.

... ... ... ... ...

"I can feel you getting relaxed, should we continue on our previous activity, hm~?" I leaned closer to her neck once again, but she wasn't responding.
"Bitch-chan?" I lifted her up a bit.
"Asleep? That's no fun then." I let her fall on the floor with a thump. Teasing her was a lot more interesting when she was awake.

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In my defense - Laito is one of my favourite DiaBoys (actually he's my fav (*^^*)) I hope you liked this chapter ^^