It was a wonderful winter morning. A few delicate snowflakes have been playing around, racing, which one would stay in the air the longest.

I was in my bathroom, enjoying my morning routine. I had a green facial mask on, my hair was also covered in white mixture with a bag on to keep everything in its place. The sight was horrendous, but the feeling was pretty nice.

I was only wearing a towel. I know - bad decision, but you only live as long as your mentally unstable house mates allow you to. So at least I could enjoy my life without any regrets.

I put on my life saviors - earphones and turned on the music. I wanted something fast, something weird and something I could dance to. Here it was - this song was perfect. I turned the sound to the maximum and began dancing and singing. The rhythm and the creepiness of the music made me feel like a performer in a strip club so I let my body do what it wanted.

Room was black, only a few red lights were pointed straight at me. I was on stage, moving my body to the rhythm of the music. Some people were cheering every time I made a certain move, some were in awe and the others were throwing money at me.

I was so into singing and dancing I didn't notice something I should have. And so I continued to sing the last part of the chorus.
"You get me closer to OH DEAR GOD!" I was beyond freaked out. Right in front of my pointed finger was the one and only Ayato Sakamaki.
"Finally, you've recognized Ore-sama as your real master and god." What was he doing here?!

"Ayato... Can I ask you for a favor? Can you kill me right here right now. Please." He saw my dance. I couldn't continue on living anymore. The only escape from this shame was death.

"Gladly, but seeing you die out of shame every time you see me is way better." Sadistic bastard. But only now it clicked to me. He didn't only see me dance in such a way, oh no, he saw me dance like this practically nude, only with a towel. Red like a ladybug, I secured towel more tightly around myself.

"Get out!" I screamed, embarrassment made me feel like I have been showering in lava.

"You have nothing to be ashamed of, I mean, just look at you." Honestly, I was surprised. Did Ayato the Great compliment me? It was true - I was doing some squats and planks every now and then.

"Well thank you..."
"There's no need to be hiding something that isn't even there." He was laughing so hard he fell to the ground clutching his belly.

If an impossible thing happened and this thing called 'my life' was anime series, I'd have my head lowered down, black shadows would be covering my eyes, my arms spread to the both sides like cowboy's and a very dark energy would be pouring out of me like flames from hell.

Ayato wiped away a few tears he had and raised his eyes to meet mine. For a moment, I could see and feel one thing - he forgot that he was the vampire in the room, not me. His face showed a bit of genuine fear when he saw a very hot curling iron in my hand

"Oh shit." His eyes widened.
"You better run." He did just that. I unplugged the curling iron and followed him.
"Save yourselves! The crazy Titless has a weapon!" His laughter could be heard from a long distance.

"Seriously, Ayato, why are you even running? She can't do anything to you. *sigh* Teddy, why are we the only thinking creatures here?" Kanato was just passing by, so I didn't touch him. I didn't want any more broken ribs.

"And I have boobs! They're just too small to be seen!" I gave up on running. Shoot! Now I had to take a shower once again. I was sweaty. Embarrassment and exercise did its job.

"Nfu~ we still have to make sure about it. May I check it to confirm your hypothesis?"

"Do you want a taste of this?!" Laito, who was standing at the entrance of his room only chuckled.
"Thank you, Bitch-chan, but I'm already full."

Angry as Reiji after seeing the kitchen, I stomped back to my room, got ready for school and walked towards the limo. I didn't notice that someone cut my earphones. This realization hit me, when I was already sitting in the car, trying to listen to something calming. I had no time to get my spare ones. Shoot.

So here I was - sitting in the limo, trying not to see my breakfasts once again. The motion sickness is a curse I had since my early childhood. The only cure for this, without using the meds, was listening to music through my earphones. I had no idea how, but it worked every time.

Unfortunately, my precious belonging, my long thin knight in the black armor had been destroyed.

"What's wrong, Bitch-chan? Why are you so pale? Did someone drink too much?" I gagged.
"Don't... Mention... Food." I was sitting as still as possible, with my eyes closed. Both hands were clutching the seat, nails were digging into the leather.

"Aw, is our little girl nauseous?" Laito was a master at faking his concern.
"How come you never got sick before?" Asked Ayato.
"Did you cook for yourself this time?" I shook my head.

"Who would've thought that such a prude like yourself could be pregnant." Shuu's comment was ridiculous.
"First of all... I'm not a... prude. Second - I'm not... pregnant, you..." A wave of nausea stopped me from saying more.

"It all started in the limo. It's probably motion sickness. Sometimes humans get that." Thank you, Subaru. I'm so happy you know so much about cars.

"And how do we stop this?" Kanato asked.
"Why would you want to make her feel better? Just look at her - weak like a newborn baby, pale like one of us and completely defenseless. We can do anything we want with her."

"Nfu, Ayato-kun is right. Right now, I can do this." He pulled me into his lap. I was sitting there like a small child on Santa's knees, but I felt more like a little boy with a weird priest. Laito made me lean back against his chest. I did try to struggle, but with no success. So I gave up.

"She's my Teddy now~" He hugged me like a toy.

"Don't... move me around, or I will..."
"You will what, Bitch-chan?"
"She will cover you with her breakfast. She ate a lot by the way." Laito slightly tensed up at Shuu's words, but he didn't let me go.

"So no moving you around, hmm. I'm fine with that, as long as I can do this." His hand was creeping up towards my chest. Now I was the one to tense up even more.
"Stop it, you pervert." Subaru saved me once again.

"You're such a party pooper, Subaru-kun. Let's postpone the check-up for later." Why must this 'morning' be cursed? I kept getting myself into these weird situations where I had no escape from.

But the rest of the ride was peaceful. I'm not too proud to admit it, but being cuddled by Laito was quite enjoyable. I even relaxed in his lap and closed my eyes, savoring the sensation. A few months have passed since I had a real, comforting or plain simple hug from someone who wasn't about to bite me. I was a human, after all. Even I could get a bit less happy without a hug or two.

And my nausea ceased a little bit. I guess his hands made me feel more stable than the car seat.

Limo stopped. I heard everyone leave the car.
"We're here, Teddy-chan~ Oh, maybe you want to stay here for a bit longer. We'd be all alone~"
"Nope. I'm getting out of here." I pushed myself away from him, still weak from the ride, but he allowed me to go. With shaky legs, I stepped out. Limo drove off. This school even has a parking lot for limousines. Can you believe it? Damn rich people.

"Teddy-chan, are you sure you don't want more?"
"I'm pretty damn sure I would use more than just a hot curling iron on you if you tried anything more. Now, give me a second - I need to talk my scrambled eggs out of emigration."

"Huh?" Ayato gave me a funny look.
"She means... Actually, stand up right in front of her and force a takoyaki into her mouth and enjoy the outcome." Reiji fixed his glasses. Everyone were stunned to see Reiji lose his patience with Ayato.

"The way you said it says it all." Ayato walked away, knowing that he shouldn't trust his brother. Soon after, the bell rang.
"Shit guys - we're going to be late!"
"A correction: not 'shit', but shiitake mushrooms and not 'we', but you."

After saying that, Reiji vanished into thin air. And so did Kanato and Laito. Even Subaru was walking faster than usual. Only Shuu stayed on the bench near by.

"Aren't you going?"
"It's not worth it."
"PE?"
"PE." Poor Shuu, but I had no time to comfort my couch potato club mate.

"Sorry, but I can't stay with you - I have English."
"Hurry up, I heard your teacher was worse than us."
"Oh snap you're right. Bye!" With my motion sickness gone, I broke out onto a full speed sprint.

I've reached my classroom faster than I thought was even possible.
"Good morning, I'm really sorry for being late." I bowed down towards the direction of our teacher's desk the moment I stepped my foot into the classroom. A few girls giggled. That was a good sign.

"Stop this nonsense - she's not here."
"That's a relief." I cried out and sat down in front of my friend. "I made it. And I thought I was done for."
"You made it, but apparently, your backpack didn't."
"What do you mean?.. OH shiitake rooster I left my books!" I was sprinting again.

Why me? Of all people, why I was the one to leave my books in the damn limo? I ran past sleeping Shuu.
"PE? I thought you had English," Asked apparently awake Shuu.
"It's not English - it's survival and I'm that blond moron from the movie 'Scream'!" I didn't hear his response, I was too busy running back with a backpack.

I was in the school once again. Only a few hallways and staircases and I will be saved. The hallways were already empty. That was a really bad sign. I'm sorry, Reiji, but shit!

I was running towards the staircase. Two guys just went downstairs and were walking towards me. Once they noticed me (which wasn't really that hard) a smaller one spread his arms wide open.

"Come here." Both of them were snickering. My instant natural reaction was to jump back immediately.

"Oh god no, ew no!" If you didn't know what was happening, from my facial expression you might have thought that I had stepped into a dog poo. The big guy was laughing like a madman. But the blond guy seemed to be confused.

"You're not a princess yourself, you know and don't you know who I am?"
"If we were talking about my luck - you're a sadistic, bloodthirsty vampire who uses weird manipulation tactics to get what he wants." His eyes widened. His friend stopped laughing.

"How did you?.."
"Wait... YOU ARE?!" And this was the moment I knew - my fortune's smile had fangs. Fangs, thirsty for my blood.

"Shut up, Kou!" Kou's friend snapped at the yellow guy.
"I'm really sorry about my brother. He's an idol, you see, so sometimes he might get a bit too full of himself. He thinks that everyone should know him."

"And what about that vampire stuff?"
"He's preparing for a role in the um uh... drama... 'Demonic... boyfriends'... He's a vampire in there, right, Kou?"
"Uh yeah. Neko-chan, I was just rehearsing my lines. You shouldn't be worried about anything." They were seriously trying to convince me that Kou wasn't a vampire. Even for normal girl this would've been suspicious.

"And what about the fact that you've been trying to honestly convince me he's not a vampire?" They had those 'Oh shit she's right' looks on their faces.

"Bwahahaha I'm just kidding, jee. I mean, vampires? Really? They exist only in books and movies. See ya later - gotta go hear out a scolding from my teacher." And I ran off, leaving two very confused vampires behind. What I didn't know was that one of them knew I was actually well aware about their true nature.

"This Neko-chan is quite interesting."
"But she got you good. Man, the look on your face when she jumped away from you."
"Stop laughing, Yuma."
"She looked at you as if you were covered in cow shi..."
"I said shut up!"
"I must tell Ruki and Azusa."
"I will burn your garden if you do so."
"Worth it."


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