4. PARTY IN THE USA

"WOOH, here's to Jin for getting his own crib in the freaking USA!" Hwoarang shouted.

"Hwoarang, you can't drink and drive!" Xiaoyu said.

"She's right, for the first time in her life." Julia said.

"Open you're freaking eyes, I'm not driving!" Hwoarang shouted.

"Oh…then who is?" they asked. They looked in the driver seat and saw no one.

"OH MY GOD, THERE'S NO ONE AT THE WHEEL!" Xiaoyu shouted. "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"

"Shut the hell up, this limo has the smart technology built in it; all I have to do is mark the location on the map and then switch to auto and then boom! I can drink whatever I want." Jin said.

"You shouldn't drink, you're a mean drunk." Asuka said snatching his glass.

"No, you shouldn't drink because you fuck around!" Jin said grabbing it back.

"So? I least I'm a different person when I drink!" she shouted.

"A slut and I'm s'pose to be envious of that?" he shouted.

"Actually, Asuka when you drink, you become a fun bitch. When Jin drinks, he becomes that drunk girl that you tried to avoid at the party but she keeps coming towards you." Hwoarang said.

"Well it's my party and no matter how drunk I get, ya'll better play with me!" Jin shouted.

"Okay." Everyone said, unenthusiastically.

They finally arrived at the mansion, when they walked in; it was a party already being held.

"What the hell?" Jin shouted.

"Hey Jin, I heard about the engagement so I threw you a party." Lee said.

"You son of a bitch, what the hell do you mean engagement? I ain't getting married!" Jin shouted.

"Oh…well congrats anyways!" he shouted.

"Well, what the hell ya'll waiting for, party!" Jin shouted running to the bar.

"YEAH!" everyone cheered.

Everyone started partying and having fun, except for Asuka, Lili, and Julia. Xiaoyu ran to the bar and grabbed a whole bottle of wine.

"Well this is fun, does anyone wanna dance?" Julia asked.

Lili and Asuka gave her a death glare. Julia took the hint and ran to Steve. Lili looked over to Asuka and she was looking at her cousin.

"Sigh…she looks so cute when she's brooding." Lili thought to herself.

"Hey, Lil…"

"Yeah Asuka?"

"Quit staring at me…" she said walking off.

"Ka—AHHH!" Lili shouted. She stormed into the crowd and found Hwoarang at the bar.

"Let's see…I'll do her, I'll do her, I'll do her if she loses the glasses, her—"

"Hey Hwoarang guess what? I got a cherry stuck in my belly button, wanna pour some liquor in it and drink?" Xiaoyu said.

"Ugh, correction, you're the drunk girl everyone tries to avoid." Hwoarang said rolling his eyes.

"Hey everybody, I'm going to take my pants off!" Jin said ripping his pants off.

"Woo!" they cheered.

"Hey everybody, I'm going to take my top off!" Xiaoyu said pulling her top off.

"Woo!" they cheered.

"Ugh, not one but two drunk girls!" Hwoarang said slapping his forehead.

"Did somebody say, take your top off?" a girl shouted. She was standing in front of the door with two other people.

"Oh no it's her!" Asuka said looking at the door.

"You all know that a party ain't a party without us!" she said running to the bar.

She jumped on top and started dancing. One of the guys followed her and started dancing with her.

"Dude, get your junk out my face!" Hwoarang shouted moving out his seat.

"This is just freaking lame…." The other guy said. He looked over and saw Asuka. "Hmm, I guess this isn't so lame."

"Christie, what the hell are you doing here? Nobody invited you or your freaky ass boyfriend!" Hwoarang shouted.

"Because we're the life of the party, woo, body shots on me!" she shouted.

"Hwoary, is that Christie? The Christie Asuka was talking about?" Lili asked.

"Yeah, the one and only, man I need a smoke…Hey Leo!" Hwoarang shouted.

"So Leo, why are you here?" Asuka asked."You're only party favors are weed, more weed and liquor."

"Haha, hellz yeah, but I'm only here because I'm the ride for Christie and Eddy." Leo said.

"Leo, I know you fucking heard me you high ass fucker! Now where's the weed?" Hwoarang said storming over with Lili.

"Shhh, I got a bag, but only for you, me, Asuka, Steve and three more people." He said.

"Hey guys, ooh, are you guys gonna smoke the earth?" Jin said sniffing the bag.

"Okay, Jin, I guess you Lili and now one more person…"

"Can I, I so want to be cool and not a stick in the mud." Julia said.

"Okay, let's go light this fucker up! Rich boy, get us a room." Leo said.

Jin walked behind the bar into a room and they followed. Leo rolled up a joint and smoked it. He then passed it to Asuka and so on and so on. Five minutes later they were all high.

"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! I'm seriously freaking out!" Lili said slapping her face.

"Whoa, so this is what it feels like to be high, hee hee, I like it! Pro-Earth rocks, woo!" Julia shouted.

"Man, I have always been known for my money, my family, and now my fucking curse! Why can't I be known for me, why?" Jin whined.

"You son of a bitch, at least you have money, family and a fucking curse, where's mine?" Steve shouted.

"You guys are seriously killing my high…damn where's my freaking cupcake?" Asuka shouted.

"Oh, umm, was it with pink frosting and sprinkles?" Hwoarang asked.

"Yeah, it was! You ate my freaking cupcake you ass?" Asuka shouted.

"I couldn't because you sat on it! Ha ha!" he laughed.

Asuka got up and looked, "Aww shit!"

"Ha ha, you got frosting on your ass!" Leo laughed.

Hwoarang licked the icing on her butt. The rest of them started to laugh and Asuka took the cupcake out her seat and ate it.

"Dude, you both ate ass cake!" Leo laughed.

"Damn…now I'm horny." Asuka said pulling Hwoarang by his hair. "Quit licking my ass."

"Whoa, I think this has heightened my senses, I smell squished cupcake!" Lili said.

"Shhhh, I think the birds are trying to communicating with me. Cawkaw! Cakaww!" Julia said. "Oh my gosh, I heard one!"

"That was you, moron!" Jin said.

"Well hold up Jin, I did hear some bird. Gasp, I think it's in the kitchen being cooked!" Steve said.

"Cawkaw! Cawkaw!" Julia said. "It's coming from that way!"

"Gasp, that's the kitchen and the kitchen has a fridge, with food and beer and food!" Steve said. "Let's go save that bird and get some food!"

"Cawkaw! Cawkaw! Cawkaw! Gasp, it screamed three times, we'd better hurry!" Julia shouted, running off.

"Ha ha, I'm about to hit that, and eat some food!" Steve said running off.

"They're freaking idiots, hey, have you guys ever watched, That 70's Show?" Leo asked.

"Well, I do watch TVLAND sometimes, which 70's show?" Lili asked.

"No, That 70's Show, it use to come on Fox, now it comes on CW?" he explained.

"Oh…that show, hell yeah I watch it, it's funny ass shit!" Asuka said.

"Wait, where are you going with this?" Jin asked.

"He's implying that we are them, dumbass." Hwoarang said.

"Wow, Hwoarang you're really smart when you're high." Lili said.

"Aww really, thank you—"

"Sike!"

"Ha ha, burn!" Asuka laughed.

"Hey Lili, you are one of the people I love hanging out with. Sike, I fucking hate you!" Leo said.

"Damn, burn…hey, you hate everything." Hwoarang said.

"There are some things that I do like…like—"

"Liquor." Jin said lifting his glass.

"Weed." Asuka said eating the last bit of icing off her shorts.

"Sex." Hwoarang said smoking the rest of the joint.

"And repeat." Lili said staring at her hand. "Wow, my hands are huge!"

"Exactly, damn, where's Steve and that damn bird! I'm hungry!" Leo said walking out.

"Asuka, do you want some of this 1840?" Jin asked. She quickly got up and snatched it and started drinking it.

"Damn Asuka, I said some, not the whole fucking bottle!" Jin shouted.

"Shut the hell up before I spank you!" Asuka shouted.

"Spank me? Hmm, I'm a bit intrigued…" Jin said thinking it over.

Just then Leo busted the door open.

"Leo! What the fuck man?" Jin said. "What the hell is wrong?"

"Dude your 'rents are fucking here and they got the fucking pigs here! THEY'RE SHUTTING US DOWN, WE'RE GOING TO JAIL!" Leo shouted. "I'm gonna get fucked in my ass again! And this time, I didn't ask for it!"

"Dude, you gay, and you are fucking killing my high and my buzz!" Asuka said.

"Shut the hell up before I fuck you in your ass!" he shouted.

"Oh shit, now we're doing something, bring it baby!" she said spanking her ass.

"Damn, really? Because if you're serious I'll fuck—"

"Okay let's go before I end up fucking my cousin." Jin said getting up and walking over to Leo.

"Damn, now that's what I wanna see, hey nice ass!" Asuka shouted.

"Sigh…I'm this close to fucking you, don't make me do it!" Jin said turning around.

"Ooh, you're speaking my language, oww!" she said winking.

"No, your language is Japanese, er, Chinese, dirty knees, look at these!" Lili said showing her boobs.

"Wooh!" they cheered.

"Damn, nice ass tits, girl!" Asuka said. "Gimme a high five!"

Lili went over to give her a high five, and Asuka grabbed her and kissed her. They started making out and the guys were watching.

"Damn…hey don't we gotta kick out your 'rents?" Leo said.

"Yeah…c'mon, let's hurry!" Jin said running out.

Leo walked over and grabbed Hwoarang and they left. Lili and Asuka were all alone. Asuka pulled away from Lili.

"Why'd you stopped?" Lili asked holding her.

"I just want you to know, this isn't a one night stand, you're special…" Asuka said kissing her.

They started kissing each other again. Lili pulled down Asuka's shorts and threw them. Before she could pull off something else, Christie walked in.

"Asuka, who the hell are you doing? You said I was special!" Christie shouted pushing Lili away from her.

"You were, for that night…." She said.

"I don't understand, didn't you say you had a bad experience with her?" Lili asked.

"What, no one hasn't had a bad experience with me!" Christie shouted.

"You fucking burned my left ass cheek with a cigarette, other than that you were fine." Asuka said.

"Good, want more?" Christie said raising an eyebrow.

"Get the fuck on cow, she's mine!" Lili said pushing her.

"You French bitch!" Christie said jumping on top of her.

Lili and Christie started fighting. Asuka just stand there and watch. Hwoarang walked back in and grabbed Asuka and ran. They kept fighting and then noticed Asuka was gone.

"Where did she go?" Lili said looking around.

"I don't know, I was fighting you." Christie said dusting herself off. "Wanna make out?"

"You can't be serious?" Lili said staring at her. Lili then jumped on her and started kissing her.

Lili was making out with Christie, Asuka was having sex with Hwoarang, and Steve and Julia were being arrested for assaulting one of the chefs. Jin and Leo went to go talk to his parents.

"Dad, this is my fucking house, you and your fucking whore can't just come here and tell my peeps to leave!" Jin shouted.

"Jin don't call your new mom a fucking whore—"

"No no, it's okay, I forgive little Jin jin." Anna said.

"Dad, if you and your freaking cop friends don't free my friends and get the hell outta here, I'm gonna call the two fuckers you didn't want to see!"

"Who? My dad and Lee?" Kazuya said raising a brow.

"Uh yeah, them too!" Jin said. "Every fucking body!"

"Okay son, I'll go, but I just wanted you to spend time with my wife that's all." Kazuya said sadly.

"I already did! We spent 20 minutes in the closest right before your wedding!" Jin shouted.

"Oh, well at least your bonding."

"I didn't want to, she pulled me in and started sucking my fireman."

"…."

"So every time you kiss her, you got my firemen in your mouth."

"Sigh…" Kazuya said. He then pulled out a gun and cocked it. "Run, now…"

"Who me?" Jin said. He then looked at his father and he shook his head.

"One, two, three!" he shouted. He shot Anna in her forehead.

"Oh I'm sorry dad." Jin said hugging him.

"It's okay; I was fucking someone else…" Kazuya said hugging. "Well, what the hell are we waiting for? Let's finish this fucking party, you need a new momma!"

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So the party is now on again and that's it for now!