5. OH NO YOU DIDN'T
"Okay dad, what do you say about that one?" Jin said pointing at a Xiaoyu. Kazuya sighed and looked.
"You're bullshitting me man! That's your damn, crazy ass fiancée, Xiaoyu!" he shouted.
"She's not my fiancée!" Jin whined stomping his foot. Asuka walked in with Hwoarang's arms wrapped around her.
"So she's not your fiancée….WHY THE HELL DID YOU LIE TO ME?" Asuka yelled banging Jin on the head.
"OWWW, dad Asuka hit me!" Jin cried rubbing his head. Asuka stuck her tongue out at him.
"Well Jin, she hit you because she likes you." Kazuya said. Jin had a confused look on his face.
"Well do you like her back?" he asked.
"Oh I don't know…." Jin said blushing and giggling.
"Eww, stop that!" Asuka said hitting him in the back of the head. "I'm your cousin!"
"Owww, dad she hit me again!" Jin cried louder.
"Okay Jin, you have a choice, either you stoop to her level and hit her back or you can be the bigger person and walk away."
"Huh?" Jin said.
"Either hit her and be a jackass too or walk away and be a smart person." Hwoarang said.
"Ohhhh….I choose….I choose to be the jackass!" Jin shouted. He turned to Asuka and gave her a superman punch in the stomach. She flew into the roof and landed outside.
"Outstanding." A video game voice said. Jin looked around and saw Leo playing with his Xbox 360.
"Leo, why are you playing with my Xbox without me?" Jin shouted angrily.
"Uh, because this is my controller and my video game and if you don't want to play then fine, I can take my shit right back." Leo said.
"You put up a nice point, you're hired!" Jin said shaking his own hand.
"Dude, I don't want a fucking job, I'm no damn suit!" he said.
"I don't like your attitude you're fired!" Jin shouted.
"Bitch, do you understand the fucking words coming out of my mouth? I don't do jobs." Leo shouted.
"But you'll do my mother, ha, funny joke, okay you're hired!" Jin said shaking his own hand again.
"Jin shut the hell up!" Leo shouted.
"Telling me to shut the hell up, hmm, I like your honesty, I'm promoting you!" Jin said shaking his own hand.
"Jin, you fucking dumbass, one, you shake my hand not your own! Two, I don't want the damn job!" Leo shouted.
'Well with that attitude, you're never gonna get hired, you're lucky I'm your friend!" Jin shouted.
"Alright, y'know what, I'm leaving, I'm taking freaky ass Eddy and Christie and then I'mma hit some Hennessey and then I'm out this bitch!" Leo said walking out.
"Fine, I don't like your damn weed anyways!" Jin shouted.
"WEED? Your dumbass is getting weed and you didn't even fucking tell me?" Kazuya shouted.
"Well I guess we're both dumbasses because your dumbass didn't know your wife jiggled my pebbles!" Jin shouted.
"Oh no you didn't, well she only jiggled your pebbles because she couldn't fit my boulders in her tiny hands!" Kazuya shouted.
"Gasp, you son of a bitch!" Jin shouted.
"No, you got me confused with you." Kazuya said.
"Oh no you didn't just call my mother a fucking bitch!" Jin shouted.
"I didn't, you did, you fucking dumbass bastard!" Kazuya shouted.
"Me a dumbass? Oh you have done it now!" Jin said walking around Kazuya.
"Wait! Let me go get everybody before ya'll start to fight!" Hwoarang said running out.
Meanwhile, Leo found Eddy in a corner shivering. Leo walked up to him and got to his eye level.
"Eddy, are you okay man?"
"N-n-no, sh-she did some stuff to me….."
"Who did, what stuff?" Leo said putting his hands on his shoulder. "Who, so I can holler at that bitch."
"It was… it was Xiaoyu!" he cried.
"Xiaoyu, WTF?" Leo shouted backing away. "That's some real fucked up shit! Are you sure?"
"Of course I'm sure because as soon as she was done she put a panda sticker on my ass saying "Xiaoyu's property", it's fucking her!" Eddy said showing him his ass.
"Damn man this is fucked up, I don't know what to be afraid about, liking the way your ass looks or that I wanna fuck Xiaoyu!" Leo shouted.
"Umm, the whole Xiaoyu part you should be afraid of." Eddy said getting up.
"Ohhh, yeah, that's what I was gonna say. Hey c'mon, help me find your girlfriend." Leo said tapping him on his shoulder.
"Oh, just cut the light on." Eddy said flicking the switch. "She's right there making out with Lili."
"WHUUHHHHHHH?" Leo said dropping his jaw.
"Yeah I know right? Christie, come here girl! Come here girl!" Eddy said opening a bottle of massage oil.
Christie jumped up and sniffed the air and then she ran to Eddy and started jumping up for the bottle.
"That's a good girl, come on let's go to the car so we can go home." he said patting her head. "Yes you love riding in the car, don't you girl?"
"Yes! Yes!" Christie beamed.
"Hey guys, Jin is about to scrap with his dad!" Hwoarang shouted jumping up and down.
"Sweet! Let's go then!" Leo smiled running out. "Hey Hwoarang go get Asuka!"
"Oh shit, I completely forgot." Hwoarang shat running out.
"Asuka? What happened to Asuka?" Lili panicked. "Hwoarang wait up!"
Asuka just got up from where she landed. She looked around and saw Hwoarang and Lili are running towards her.
"What the fuck Aang? I let you have sex with me and you don't even protect me from fucking Jin?" Asuka shouted.
"Wait…Hwoarang you fucking jerk! You took my damn sex away from me, you fucking whore!" Lili shouted slapping him on the arm.
"Oww, A) bitch you didn't give it to me, I took it and as far as I'm concern, I raped you. And number B) it takes a whore to know one and that's all I got to say." Hwoarang said snapping his finger.
"Oh no you fucking didn't just call me a whore." Lili said raising an eyebrow.
"Umm, yeah, I did. I called, it ringed and left the message bitch!" Hwoarang said snapping his finger again.
"This bitch must want his ass kick, right? Am I fucking right?" Lili said getting angry.
"The only bitch I see, is one that bleaches her fucking upper lip hair, am I right?" Hwoarang shouted.
"Y'know what bitch, if you wanna fucking fight then let's fucking fight!" Lili shouted.
"Yeah bitch, I wanna fight you and then use your fucking face as a cup to piss in bitch!" Hwoarang shouted.
"Nah, you got it all twisted honey, I'm going to beat the shit out of you and then make you eat it, cuz all you are is a pile of hot shit!" Lili said getting into Hwoarang's face.
Hwoarang pushed her away and she fell. Lili got up and pushed him down.
"Wait! Let me go get the others!" Asuka said running into the mansion.
Meanwhile, everyone else ran up to where Jin and Kazuya were. Leo opened up the door and you won't believe what he saw…
Okay, I'll tell you but you'll have to read the next chap, so nah nah boo boo on you!