6. WE FIGHT, WE BREAK UP, WE KISS, WE MAKE UP

Okay, when Leo and the gang were on their way upstairs to see the epic battle between Jin and Kazuya. When they finally got to the door, this is what they found.

"What the fuuuuccckkkk?" Leo said dropping his jaw. Everyone else gasped.

"Okay Jin, go on and tell your dad how you feel." Dr. Phil said patting him on the shoulder.

Jin exhaled loudly and then turned to Kazuya, "Dad, when you left mom and me, it hurt. It made me feel like I wasn't good enough for you and that you hated me…oh and that's the reason why I wanted to kill you in the first place."

"Now, you Kazuya, take what your son just said to you into consideration, he—"

"Dr. Phil, shut the fuck up man! We came up the damn stairs to see these two mother fuckers duke it out and you wanna come all in and play counselor! Now get your ass out so we can watch." Leo shouted.

"Actually Leo, I don't feel the need to fight with my son anymore, unless it's playing Xbox!" Kazuya smiled waving the controller and game in his hand.

"Awesome dad, well don't just stand there, let's play Pa!" Jin said jumping to his feet. Out of nowhere, Jin did something horrible, something no one has seen before….

He smiled…

"Oh, my, god…THERE IS NO GOD! HELL HAS FINALLY FROZE OVER!" Leo shouted running out the door.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Everyone else screamed, running out.

Jin and Kazuya shrugged and started playing; Dr. Phil looked out the window and saw another squabble.

"This looks like a job for Dr. Phil!" Dr. Phil said jumping out the window.

Meanwhile, everyone else was running down the stairs and they ran into Asuka.

"Guys, GUYS! Hwoarang and Lili are about to fight, come on!" Asuka said running back outside. Everyone else shrugged and went outside.

"Okay, Hwoarang, tell Lili how you feel." Dr. Phil said patting Hwoarang on the shoulder.

"Look, we use to be cool! And—"

"No no, tell her, not yell at her. Talk to her like I am talking to you." Dr. Phil said. "And give her eye contact."

"Okay, sigh, Lili, we use to be BFFs, best fucking friends, and when you fell for someone I liked too, it's like you didn't care about my feelings." Hwoarang said scratching his neck.

"Lili, take what Hwoarang said into consideration." Dr. Phil said.

"Well Hwoarang I don't care how you feel and how you—"

"STOP! DR. PHIL WHAT THE HELL MAN?" Asuka shouted.

"I'm trying to settle Lili and Hwoarang's differences." Dr. Phil said.

Everyone paused and then laughed.

"Why are you laughing?" he asked.

"Because that's fucking Lili man, good luck trying!" Asuka snorted.

"She's right, I'm that difficult." Lili said shaking her head.

"More difficult than Jin and Kazuya?" Dr. Phil asked.

"Yes!" Everyone said.

"Whoa, well I guess I'll go." He said walking away.

"Wait, you just can't give up now!" Hwoarang said. "We need her to change!"

"Man fuck you, I'm not Oprah, hell I'm not even a fucking god! You're on your on!" Dr. Phil said running away.

"Ya see, ya fucking see Lili? Your bitchy-ness scared Dr. Phil away!" Hwoarang shouted.

"Hey don't get mad at me because he didn't have the cahones!" Lili souted.

"Alright, no one's scrapping then Eddy, Christie, get your asses in the car!" Leo said pointing at his car.

"Dude, you got a fucking bus?" Asuka laughed. "You're driving a freaking city bus?"

"Hell yeah, my baby gave me this shit!" Leo said smiling. "She rich!"

"Bzzt, wrong, your ass is banging the fucking city bus driver!" Eddy laughed.

"So the fuck what, at least I didn't get fucked by XIAOYU!" Leo shouted.

"WHAT?" Everyone shouted.

"Yes, it's true, I have no fucking shame!" Eddy shouted.

"Whatever, get your ass on this bus, hope you have the fucking tokens!" Leo laughed. "Oops, my bad, you do have tokens cuz I'm damn sure you don't have balls anymore!"

"Alright Leo, you're taking the damn thing too far!" Eddy shouted.

"Okay, me is sorry, now get your Brazilian ass on here!" he shouted.

"Okay, back to the real important issue, Asuka, who do you want?" Lili asked.

"I have to choose?" Asuka asked. "Why do I have to choose? What am I choosing from?"

"Me, loveable, gorgeous, sexy, blonde, your every desire or that red head fucking loser." Lili said pointing at Hwoarang.

"Wrong, me, the absolute sex machine, I will wreck you harder than you know I do, or that mean ass, snobby, bitch." Hwoarang said pointing at Lili.

"Oh, those choices…umm." Asuka said scratching her head. "I don't know."

"You don't know what the—"

"Hey all, where's Eddy?" Xiaoyu said strutting outside.

"He left, why you got that skank walk on?" Hwoarang asked.

"No reason, just felt like strutting my stuff, and hey, if you got it flaunt it." Xiaoyu said playing with her boobs.

"I heard that!" Asuka said giving her a high five.

"I just wish I can fuck Jin…like, out of nowhere he falls out the sky, on top of me—"

Just then, Jin falls out the window where he and Kazuya were playing at. He drops right down on top of Xiaoyu. Everyone looks at each other then up at the window.

"Tag….you're it!" Kazuya said.

"Thank you!" Xiaoyu shouted smothering Jin's face in her boobs.

"Damn Xiaoyu! Hell girl, wish me a damn pony!" Hwoarang shouted.

"Me too shit!" Asuka said.

"Ha ha, I can buy mine, fuck wishing!" Lili laughed.

"Ohmigosh seriously, if you can get me a fucking pony I will fuck you on the spot!" Asuka said shaking her.

"Really? A pony, instead of trying to ride a fucking saddle, you can ride this dick." Hwoarang said winking and grinding his body up and down.

"Damn…uhh, no, I wanna ride the pony!" Asuka shouted.

"Annnnnddddddddd?" Lili said nodding her head towards herself.

"And I'll fuck you on the spot; just give me my damn pony!" Asuka shouted.

"Okay, now we have something, just let me call my daddy and we'll go to the ranch he owns." Lili said pulling out a phone.

Asuka out of nowhere grabs Lili and kissed her on the lips. Hwoarang stand there with his mouth open.

"Lili you bitch, you're buying sex with a horse!" Hwoarang shouted.

"You're only pissed because you didn't think of it!" Lili said sticking out her tongue.

"Yes I am!" Hwoarang said turning his face. He paused and then looked back at Lili and said, "Can I come too?"

"Yes, you are one of my closest allies as well as my enemy." Lili said dialing. "You know the saying, 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."'

"I know bitch, why you think I'm being friends with you?" Hwoarang said in a loud whisper.

"I heard that." Lili said.

"Well why the hell you think I said it that loud?" Hwoarang shouted.

"Shh, she's talking to her dad don't fuck up on my damn pony Hwoarang!" Asuka said.

"Okay, damn….is Jin okay, 'cuz he's just lying there on top of Xiao." Hwoarang said.

"Oh yeah, he's fine!" Xiaoyu said looking at his face. He was unconscious and Xiaoyu got up and dragged him to the kitchen.

"Well Jin is about to get raped by Xiaoyu, that's another victim." Asuka said.

"Okay, he said be there tomorrow, so be dressed accordingly for this." Lili said closing her phone.

"I don't know what dat means…" Hwoarang said.

"Of course you don't, just dress for weather, mud and cow pies." Lili said.

"Okay, so just basically what I wear now…okay so I'll see you tomorrow." Hwoarang said walking away.

"So it's just you and me…" Lili cooed.

"Yep, me and you..." Asuka said poking Lili's nose.

Kazuya walked up to them and looked worried.

"Guys, have you seen Jin, we were playing tag and I tapped him to hard and he fell out the window and I haven't seen him since." Kazuya said. "He's not going to tag me is he?"

"I'm afraid not, well do you wanna eat some McDonalds and watch Finding Nemo?" Asuka said patting him on the shoulder.

"Yes please." Kazuya said.

"Okay, I'll send the driver to go and get some McDonalds while I go pop the DVD in, come on Kazi, let's go put your jammies on and go watch." Asuka said.

"YAY!" Kazuya cheered jumping up and down happily.

So they all go into the house to go and watch Finding Nemo. In the next chapter they will go to the ranch and have a good old time….maybe.