9. UMM….OKAY

Hwoarang and the gang finally arrive at Jin's house. Xiaoyu and Kazuya are on the porch with a sad look on their face. Everyone steps out of the car and runs over to them.

"Xiaoyu, what's wrong?" Asuka asked.

"It's Jin, he-damn who got the Bat mobile?" Xiaoyu shouted jumping up.

"That would be me, yep, Mr. Big-shot!" Hwoarang said pointing at himself.

"Nice." Xiaoyu said bobbing her head up and down. "Can I see how this baby handles?"

"Umm, Xiaoyu, would Jin be alright?" Kazuya asked.

"Huh? I don't know, we hafta wait until Lei gets here—"

"Step aside, I'm a college student." Julia said pushing Asuka and Lili out her way.

"Umm, idiot, we all are." Lili said dusting herself off. "And keep your mitts off the Couture!"

"You all are age appropriate for college, not actual college students." Julia said rolling her eyes. "Idiots for life!"

"Who the hell are you to look down on me? I have a Bat-mobile, no loans I have to pay off, and I don't have to eat ramen noodles because I have to, I eat them because I want to." Hwoarang stated.

"Damn, Julia, what the hell does your smart ass have to say now?" Lei said walking up to them.

"Absolutely nothing, I have to go now, because I have to study for my exam." Julia said walking away with her head held high.

"Hey Julia!" Kazuya shouted.

"Yeah?" Julia said turning around.

"Want this sandwich?" Kazuya said taking a bite out of it.

"Yes! No, I mean, yeah if you're giving it to me." Julia said shrugging.

"Here" Kazuya said taking another bite.

He then threw it in the air and it fell on the ground two feet from her.

"You were suppose to catch it!" Kazuya said stomping his foot.

Julia picked up the sandwich and dusted it off.

"Eww, you're not gonna eat that, are you?" Lili said disgusted.

"She has to, that's her only meal." Hwoarang said snickering.

"No, I'm going to use it as compost for my garden." Julia said picking out the dirt.

"Then just leave it dirty." Asuka said with a confuse look.

"That's because she's LYING! She's about to devour that sandwich the moment we turn around." Hwoarang shouted.

"I'm not lying! Hwoarang you don't know what the hell you are talking about!" Julia shouted.

"Aren't you supposed to be pregnant, with Jin's baby?" Asuka asked tilting her head.

"Different story, Asuka, different story!" Jin said rubbing his head.

"Yay, Jin's all better!" Kazuya and Xiaoyu shouted.

"Who and the hell jammed my nose up with crayons? And who put a damn sticker on my ass?" Jin shouted.

"Aww shit, you guys have awakened the dragon!" Hwoarang shouted.

"Shut the fuck-you got the Bat-mobile?" Jin asked.

"Yep, ain't she purrty?" Hwoarang said.

"No, I don't know how the hell you bought it or where you got the money to get that shit but if I find out it was out of my bank account, your ass will be the devil's playpen!" Jin shouted.

"Oh no, he's back to being a buzz kill." Asuka said.

"A wise ass is more like it." Lei said.

"Why the hell are you two talking about me like I'm not even here I'm right the fuck in fron—"

"Yay Jin, you're all better, let's play! Come on Jin play!" Kazuya said.

"Dad, no, you're fucking 40 something. Hell, you might be 50, anyways, you too damn grown for this crap!" Jin said.

"So Jin doesn't want to play?" Kazuya asked.

"No, Jin wants his dad to go to the stripper club and turn into a man!" Jin said.

"Thank god! I could not do this shit anymore, okay kids take care." Kazuya said in his normal tone. "But first, I need to go buy some more shoes."

"Why don't you just buy the whole damn store?" Jin shouted.

"That's not a bad idea, I love shoes, sneakers mostly, and I love buying things people can't have. Thanks son." Kazuya said patting Jin on the shoulder.

Jin slightly smiled and his eyes glistened.

"Aww Jin, you're not about to cry are you? Aww that's gay, Jin you're gay!" Lei said.

"He's going to write about this in his diary later." Asuka laughed.

"Bitch you swore you would never tell!" Jin shouted.

"Aww, that's gayer than what just happened!" Lei shouted.

"It's a Harry Potter diary." Asuka laughed harder.

"It's actually a journal of all my personal thoughts and events, and yes, it's Harry Potter." Jin said.

"Hah ha. Today, I was in a Quidditch match with Slitheren and I had won, and then in Potions and Spells class, I casted a spell on Ron and he turned into a toad!" Hwoarang teased.

"Well damn Hwoarang, are you a Harry Potter fan?" Julia said chewing.

"Yes, yes I am. Shoot, I love little Harry, Ron and Hermoine; shit, those kids grew up too fast!" Hwoarang said crying.

Jin nodded and he started crying too. Hwoarang and Jin ran to each other and were about to hug until they changed their minds.

"Wait, we can cry together, but we can't hug, that's gay." Jin sniffed.

"Yeah, exactly what I was thinking." Hwoarang sniffed.

"It's too late anyways, you two are gay." Lei said shaking his head.

"Lei, shut the fuck up, Julia, you ate that sandwich, didn't you?" Hwoarang said blowing his nose.

"Yes." Julia said shaking her head in shame. She started to cry and ran off.

"Poor kid, I should've given her a dollar or two." Hwoarang said shaking his head.

"Hwoarang, she's not a kid." Asuka said shaking her head. "She's the same age as you!"

"Shhh." Hwoarang said nodding.

"Is this what you all do everyday?" Lei asked. They all nodded. "Weirdoes."

"Oh we're the weirdoes, when your grown ass is still playing SONY products!" Steve shouted.

"Dude, you are the alpha weirdo, and besides, there's nothing wrong with playing video games. Hell if anything, they are keeping me sane." Lei said.

"I don't know how they are keeping you sane when you were insane from the beginning." Jin stated.

"Yeah, no cop, pig, po-po, or whatever we call you guys now, is gonna go chase after some damn perpetrator, unless he took the last glazed doughnut." Hwoarang added.

"Plus, you do stunts on freaking cars and buildings like you're freaking Jackie Chan!" Steve shouted.

"Ugh, I'm so sick and tired of that comparison, he is an actor, if anything, he took that shit from me!" Lei shouted.

"Uh-oh, somebody is getting mad." Lili cooed.

"Only dogs get mad." Lei said shrugging.

"Then shouldn't you be barking right now?" Asuka asked.

"Are you kidding me? I'm being attacked by freaking kids?" Lei shouted.

"You could do something about it, hell, you could kick all our ass without a sweat, Jackie Chan." Hwoarang smiled.

"You're damn Skippy I can—"

"Guys, guys I just found out something!" Leo shouted running to them.

"What?" everyone shouted.

"That's what, but no seriously, I think I am a her-a-fur-dite!" he cried.

"You mean hermaphrodite, dumbass?" Lili laughed.

"Yeah what Lili just said, I'm a her-a-fur-dite!" Leo cried.

"Well, how did you find that out pansy?" Hwoarang asked laughing.

"Well, you know how they give me girl hair customizations and how they put me in the Tekken 6 Art book as a dude?" Leo panicked.

"Oh, didja know that you are on the girls' side in Tekken Tag Tournament 2?" Xiaoyu asked.

"No, no I didn't! Oh my dear lord! Why? Why Namco?" Leo cried.

He, she, it—Leo started crying and everyone just stared at him, her, it. Lei then broke the silence.

"Okay, if no one is going to ask then I would, do you have both parts?" he asked.

"Eww, you're gay for asking that!" Jin shouted.

'NO—I am not, you're the one who's sleeping around with your rivals—"

"I TOLD YOU MAN, THOSE ARE STORIES!" Jin shouted.

"And pictures." Lili added.

"Fan art does not count! And besides, you shouldn't talk, you too have some pics!" Jin shouted.

"Dude, why are you yelling? She's right next to you!" Asuka shouted.

"Asuka shut the fuck up!" Jin shouted.

"NO, you shut the fuck up!" she shouted back.

"Shut the puck up!" Jin shouted.

"Puck?" everyone said confused.

"Shut the duck up!" Asuka shouted.

"Duck?" everyone said confused.

"Noo, shut the stuck up!" Jin shouted.

"Stuck up?" they said confused.

"Stuck up, bitch you're stuck up!" Asuka shouted.

"Bitch you're just mad because you are bald headed-" Jin shouted.

"Ha ha, bald headed skittle-dittle, you ain't got no hair in the middle!" Hwoarang laughed.

"I'm not bald headed; you eat dick bitch!" Asuka shouted.

"Wait, who are you talking to me or Jin?" Hwoarang asked.

"I'm talking to the bitch who eats dick!" Asuka yelled.

"Oh, well Hwoarang, she's talking to you." Jin said patting him on the shoulder.

"The hell she ain't, but we do know who she's not talking about!" Hwoarang said looking at Lili.

"Hwoarang, don't start anything with me." Lili said irritated.

"You don't want me to start shit because I finish it victoriously." Hwoarang smiled.

"Victoriously, aww hell no, you got to be making that word up." Steve said.

"No, it's a real word and hey Leo are you going to answer—"Lei said.

"Doesn't anyone give a damn about me and my condition?" Leo cried.

"Why should we, you don't give a damn about anyone else's condition!" Hwoarang said.

"Yeah, last Tuesday I was talking about my new hair condition that I bought at the store and you told me you didn't give a damn!" Xiaoyu said.

"Man Xiaoyu, what the hell are you talking about? It's called hair condition-ER not condition!" Jin said.

"Damn Jin, don't you know how to pick 'em." Hwoarang teased.

"Sigh," Jin said putting his hand in a back-hand slapping position,"Bitch, speak to me correctly!"

Hwoarang looked around, "Do you guys see a bitch? Oh wait, I found one!"

"Hwoarang stop pointing at me, you freaking piece of shit!" Lili shouted.

"Damn, is it somebody's time of the month?" Steve asked looking at Lili.

"Ooh, I was student of the month, last semester!" Xiaoyu said smiling.

"You and this damn randomness!" Jin shouted.

Everyone stared at Jin scared out of their wits.

"I like it." He smiled.

"Eww, don't do that!" Leo shouted startled.

"Don't do what?" Jin asked dumbfound.

"Don't smile man, it's freaking creepy." Leo said.

"Bitch, you're the one with a dick and a pussy—That's creepy!" Jin shouted.

"So, I'm still human!" Leo screamed, "Sorta!"

"Oh my god, I wish Steve would take a bath!" Lili cried.

Everyone laughed except Steve.

"Damn, I honestly thought she was going to wish we would shut up." Hwoarang laughed, "But yeah, you do need a bath."

"Damn man, did you fuck the girl or did you kill her?" Lei asked.

"What is with you and questions? You are not a game show host!" Steve shouted.

"Whatever bitch, I take you didn't get some." Lei said irritated.

"Oh yeah, he got some!" Asuka laughed. "Just not from a bitch!"

"Eww, you fucked a dude? That's gay, I always thought you were." Lei said taking a step away from Steve.

"I didn't fuck a brute!" Steve shouted, "And I ain't gay!"

"Eww, you fucked a her-a-fur-dite like me?" Leo gasped.

"Eww, that's gay and weird!" Lei said taking another step away.

"No!" Steve yelled, "I ain't fuck a dude or a hermaphrodite! I got—"

"Man, who the hell you think you are yelling at?" Hwoarang shouted.

"Yeah, have you lost your damn mind, or did you forget who the fuck I am?" Jin added.

"Man, no one wasn't even talking to you dumbasses!" Steve shouted.

"Dumbasses?" Hwoarang and Jin said shocked.

"Yo homie, I think somebody grew some balls." Hwoarang said.

"Yeah, I think you're right, and that somebody is a bitch!" Jin added.

"Dudes, seriously, I'm not in the mood." Steve said backing away.

"Nah man, nah, you messed up talking to me and my homie like that." Hwoarang said.

"Yeah, if anything I am a smart ass and my boy's a jerk ass." Jin said.

"Oh my god, first I get fuck by a dog and now I'm about to get my ass kick by my best friends." Steve said, "Worst-Day-EVER!"

"Wait," Hwoarang laughed, "You got fucked by a dog?"

"Yeah, Aang, I told—I told you." Steve said flabbergasted.

"Really? When was this?" Hwoarang said thinking.

"About twenty damn minutes ago." Steve said puzzled.

"Damn Aang, your reaction time is slow as hell." Asuka said digging in her ear.

"Yeah, well, life's like that, you know." Hwoarang said.

"What? Man, how is that statement relevant to what she just said?" Lei asked.

"Bitch, yo momma! Don't curse at me!" Hwoarang shouted.

"What, dude, I didn't curse at you—"

"Yes you did!" Hwoarang shouted.

"How?" everyone asked.

"By using words like statement and relevant, how the hell do I know that you aren't just using those fancy ass words to just cuss at me?" Hwoarang stated.

"Ugh, I can't take this anymore, I'm going in the house." Lili said tapping Asuka on the shoulder before going into the house.

"Yeah, me too, I'm hungry." Asuka said walking in.

"Eww." Xiaoyu said.

"What?" they asked.

"They're about to do it." Xiaoyu said.

"Do what?" they asked.

"IT." Xiaoyu said.

"What's it?" Lei asked.

"You just like asking questions, don't you?" Leo said.

"Yeah, you like interrogating folks, you like how they are moments from taking either a piss or a dunk on theirself, don't cha?" Hwoarang said.

"Hwoarang, how can you use words like interrogating, and don't know what the hell a statement is or what relevant means?" Jin asked.

"I'm complex—"

"Hell—low, Lili and Asuka are going to do it and you are talking about words!" Xiaoyu yelped.

"Once again, what the hell is it?" Lei asked.

"Ooh, I think she means the Stephen King movie, IT." Steve said.

"No, I mean it as in IT!" Xiaoyu cried.

They paused.

"Okay, so what is it?" Lei asked.

Xiaoyu slapped her hand on her face and sighed. Meanwhile, Lili and Asuka were in the basement, making out.

"So, it's your first time with a girl, scared?" Asuka said.

"God, no." Lili said.

"Heh, cocky, sweet, you ready?" Asuka asked.

"As ready as I will ever be." Lili said pulling Asuka into a kiss.

And I am going to stop right here, read next chapter for more. And to the fans, I'm so sorry that I'm so late with the chaps, homework, extracurricular activities and no computer access is a bitch! I'm going to try harder for chap ten to be on here quicker than nine.