Lili and Asuka were in the basement, making out.
"So, it's your first time with a girl, scared?" Asuka said.
"God, no." Lili said.
"Heh, cocky, sweet, you ready?" Asuka asked.
"As ready as I will ever be." Lili said pulling Asuka into a kiss.
As she was kissing her, Lili pulled down Asuka's shorts and threw them aside. Asuka was unbuttoning Lili's shirt and threw it on the ground. She started sucking on Lili's breast and Lili started moaning. Lili took her index finger and curled it in a "come here" motion inside Asuka. Asuka started to moan but then laughed.
"I guess you know some things." She said.
"I am a girl, now shut up." Lili said.
She then pulled off Asuka's underwear and started sucking on her vagina. Asuka started moaning and pulled Lili's hair. Lili stuck her tongue in her folded and then unfolded inside, and then flicking it in a circular motion. Asuka dug her fingers into Lili's ass cheeks, trying to suppress her screams. She then pulled Lili by her hair and then kissed her.
"Your turn, get down." Lili commanded.
"As you wish, your majesty." Asuka said.
Asuka licked Lili's area while her underwear was still on. Lili started moaning and pulled Asuka's hair. Asuka pulled off Lili's underwear and started licking her again. She then raised her hands up and grabbed Lili's boobs. Lili moaned uncontrollably and went ballistic when Asuka stuck her tongue inside her in a wavelike motion.
"Shh, stifle your screams; you don't want us to stop, do you?" Asuka said.
"N-no!" Lili heaved.
"I thought so." Asuka said, slapping Lili's left boob up.
"Ow." Lili said intrigued. She pulled her into a kiss and they started making out. Asuka pulled out a purple object, shaped like a penis, from under the couch cushion.
"I'm so glad that we're all freaks, turn around." Asuka ordered.
"What?" Lili asked.
Asuka rolled her eyes, as if she was irritated. She turned Lili around herself and stuck the "toy" in her ass hard. Lili screamed and Asuka quickly covered her mouth.
"I thought I told you to stifle your screams, not scream your head off!" she said in a loud whisper.
"I wasn't expecting that!" Lili whispered back.
"Expect this!" Asuka said pulling the toy out and sticking it back in, but harder than before. This time, Asuka had her hand over Lili's mouth and Lili blared like a siren. Asuka waited until she calmed down before she removed her hand.
"Wow, you're going to be sore tomorrow, listen next time!" Asuka laughed, turning Lili's face to kiss her.
Just then, they turned to the stairs and heard noises near the door.
"Shit, they're coming down here!" Asuka shouted. She picked up her clothes and quickly put them on.
"Damn, turn the damn movie on!" Lili shouted, struggling to button up her shirt.
Asuka cut the television on and The Lion King was on the screen.
"Okay, it's at the part where Mufasa gets trampled on; I want you to pull my finger back so I can cry." Asuka said, she then looked at the screen and started tearing up. "Never mind."
"Are you seriously crying? It's a damn animal that would be a nice fur coat!" Lili said. "A real nice coat!"
"I can't believe you would say some shit like that about Mufasa!" Asuka wailed.
"Alright, the Lion King!" Xiaoyu cooed.
"I wanna watch Harry Potter!" Jin shouted.
"No Jin, Xiaoyu is afraid of Harry Potter." Miharu said.
"And that's supposed to stop me from watching Harry Potter?" Jin said. "I'm watching my damn Harry Potter!"
"Yeah!" Hwoarang agreed.
"Wait, when did Miharu get here?" Asuka asked blowing her nose.
"When Xiaoyu called me saying that you and Lili were doing it-OW!"
Xiaoyu whacked Miharu in the head with a pillow, nearly knocking her down.
"Oops, look what happened by accident!" Xiaoyu smiled. "And I'm not afraid of Harry Potter."
"Then how come, when we watched the first one, you peed your pan—"
Xiaoyu whacked Miharu so hard that she flew into some boxes.
"Oops, I thought you said you wanted to have a pillow fight!" Xiaoyu giggled.
"Damn Xiao, remind me not to piss you off!" Leo said.
"What the hell is the hermaphrodite still doing here?" Lili asked. "And the Jackie Chan wannabe."
"Oh my god, you bitch! For the final fucking time, I am not a damn Jackie Chan wannabe!" Lei shouted.
"Yeah and it's pronounced her-a-fur-dite, dumbass!" Leo shouted.
"Leo, I didn't like watching Pokémon because of Ash's damn voice, what the fuck makes you think I wanna hear yours?" Lili said.
"Damn, got your ass, how the hell do you feel?" Hwoarang laughed.
"I feel like watching Harry Potter." Jin said walking to the TV.
"Not you, dumbass, damn, is Steve taking a bath or is he fucking another dog because I can smell his funking ass all the way down here!" Hwoarang said waving his hand.
"Um, I'm with Jin, let's watch Harry Potter." Asuka said sitting back down on the couch.
"Yeah, what MY MAN said, let's watch." Xiaoyu said staring at Asuka.
"Xiaoyu, I don't want Jin." Asuka said sighing.
"Doesn't matter, I still got my eyes on you!" Xiaoyu said smiling.
"Jin, get your crazy bitch!" Asuka shouted.
"Crazy is what crazy do, I'm a crazy bitch, I need a crazy fool!" Xiaoyu taunted.
"Oh kay—"
"YARGHH!" Jin shouted pushing the DVDs on the ground.
"Man what the fuck?" Hwoarang shouted.
"I can't find my damn Harry Potter DVDs!" Jin said his eyes changing colors.
"You're not going to "Hulk out" over some damn DVDs are you?" Leo asked.
"YES I AAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Jin roared. He completed his transformation and he was now Devil Jin.
"HARRY POTTERRRRRRRRRRRR!" Devil Jin roared. He flung Leo to the other side of the room and punched Hwoarang and he flew to the boxes where Miharu was.
"Shit, I really don't feel like changing him back, find the damn DVDs!" Asuka shouted.
Devil Jin ran over to Lei and started throwing punches. Lei dodged everyone and did a back flip up the stairs.
"See? Jackie Chan shit!" Hwoarang shouted from inside a box.
"Shut the fuck up, you're just mad that I got skills—" Lei said before Devil Jin threw a pillow at his face. It knocked him over the stairwell and he fell into a box.
"ROOOAAARRRRRR!" Devil Jin roared. He made his way towards Lili, Xiaoyu and Asuka.
Asuka looked down on the coffee table, "Aww shit Jin! The damn DVDs are right next to your damn diary!"
"It's a journal!" Devil Jin yelled. "Wait, you found it?"
"No," Xiaoyu said pushing Asuka aside," I did!"
Just then Jin smiled, and Asuka patted his shoulder and he transformed back.
"Okay, let's watch the first one." Jin said calmly.
Hwoarang got up and so did the others, pissed as hell.
"Jin, what the fuck? You don't hurt your friends for fucking Harry Potter!" Leo shouted. "That's rule one in my 'Friends before W.W.W.A.V.D.W.A.O.F.B.!'"
"What the hell does W.W.W.A.V.D.W.A.O.F.B stand for?" Lili asked.
"Well, I wouldn't expect your dumbass to know, it simply stands for—"
"Wizards, Warlocks, Witches, Angels, Vampires, Demons, Werewolves, and other fucking beings, is what it stands for." Hwoarang said sitting down. "Now shut up, Harry's on."
"Oh, well that's stu—"
"Well for the record, I would choose Harry over all of you." Jin said interrupting.
"Dude, stop being gay." Leo said.
"You're gay; you're the one who fucks with people of the same sex!" Jin shouted. "Besides, liking fucking Harry Potter isn't gay, people who are secretly gay, just bash those who are out of the closet to make their self feel better because they don't have the balls to say it."
"If I wanted a speech, I would have gone to class this morning, so STFU!" Leo said sitting down.
"Nice comeback…" Asuka said rolling her eyes.
Xiaoyu did a death sign and pointed to Asuka and then at Jin nodding her head.
"Xiaoyu I—"
"I heard you the first damn time now shhh!" Xiaoyu said snuggling into Jin's arm.
So they watched the movie, but after the first 10 minutes, everyone started to feel something wet and warm…
"Oh…my…GOD! I GOT FUCKING PISS ON MY ASS!" Jin yelled.
Asuka popped up and screamed, "I GOT FUCKING PISS IN MY HAIR AND ON MY FACE!"
"Eww, Xiaoyu, I told you—"
"Miharu, that wasn't fucking me! Shut the hell!" Xiaoyu shouted.
"SICK DUDE, FUCKING SICK!" Leo shouted pulling his pants off.
"Eww Leo, cover that shit up!" Hwoarang yelled shielding his eyes.
"Oh my goodness, how nasty are you, if you freaking pee on your friends as we watch a movie?" Lili asked pissed.
"Wait, let me say this first before someone answers—nobody considers you their friend. You are the bitch that everyone hates; you are the Jackie of our group." Hwoarang said.
"So, I am your friend?" Lili questioned.
"No." Hwoarang answered.
"Then how am I the Jackie of the group if I'm not your friend?" Lili asked.
"Well you—Lei arrest her!" Hwoarang shouted.
"For what?" Lei asked.
"For making me think and for making me call her a friend!" Hwoarang yelled pointing at her.
"Did you forget that someone peed on us?" Leo asked.
"Not like you forgot that you had both parts." Hwoarang laughed.
"Low blow dude, low blow." Leo cried running up the stairs. He knocked Steve over and Steve fell down the stairs.
"Oww, what's wrong with the fruit basket?" Steve asked.
"It's his time of the month, okay so we can't smell each other because we all smell like piss, so how are we going to figure this out?" Hwoarang asked.
"I already know who did it." Xiaoyu said looking at Miharu.
Miharu nodded her head and told Xiaoyu to go on and Xiaoyu smiled.
"It was….it was Miharu! Miharu is the one who peed!" Xiaoyu shouted pointing at her.
"What?—"
"Eww Miharu that's sick, we invite you over to hang out and you want to go and pee on us." Jin said shaking his head.
"Yeah Miharu, I'm very disappointed in you." Asuka agreed.
"IT WASN'T ME IT WAS XIAOYU!" Miharu shouted.
"And then you blame Jin's girlfriend!" Hwoarang said shaking his head. "And to think I was gonna let you give me a blow job."
"You still can!" Miharu shrieked.
Hwoarang shook his head no and the rest of them lined up behind Xiaoyu.
"Ya'll, I think it's time for a house meeting." Xiaoyu said nodding her head.
The house meeting is next time, read to find out what's going on!