12. D-DAY

It's house meeting time, and Xiaoyu is the ring leader in getting Miharu out.

"I'm just saying, I don't trust the bitch." Xiaoyu said, "She did piss on us, like she's R. Kelly."

"Xiaoyu, isn't Miharu your best friend?" Lei asked.

"Ya see? She even got the cops against me!" Xiaoyu yelled.

Miharu is crying in the confession room, "I don't even know why she lied, I'm her best friend! And now she's got the house conspiraring against me!"

"So, do you all think we should get her out of the house?" Leo asked scratching himself.

"Eww, scratch your cockpit some other time-" Hwoarang said.

"Ha, cockpit, clever, did you think of that yourself?" Leo shouted angrily.

"Actually, no, my little sister wrote it, mother fucker I'm awesome-" Hwoarang sung.

"No you're not dude, don't lie." Lili smiled.

"I'm awesome-"

"No, seriously, don't stand here and lie, you're not awesome." Lili said.

"Sigh, bitch please, but I'm not as awesome as your plastic surgeon. He really created a monster." Hwoarang laughed.

"Sorry, don't need plastic surgery, I was a gift from God Himself-"

"What up bitches, I'm back after my term test." Julia said barging in.

"Oh my gawd, Julia just walked in here? Are you fucking kidding me? I thought we got rid of the bitch in Season 1!" Xiaoyu said in the confession room.

"Aigh, I got nothing against Jules, I mean we did smoosh, and I smoosh that up." Steve said in the confession room.

"Julia, it's so nice to not give a damn about you being here." Jin said coldly.

"Ouch Jin, I mean I was your girl in a couple of stories." Julia said rolling her eyes.

"WHAT?" Xiaoyu shouted.

"I don't know who this bitch Julia think she is but, she better not think that she could come up in this house and try to smoosh my man." Xiaoyu said in the confession room.

"You know what, I'm kinda glad she walked in, it takes all the heat off of me." Lili said smiling in the confession room.

"Yeah Xiao, you didn't know? Plus all of ya need to be happy I'm here, it aint nothing but landmines and grenades in this bitch." Julia smiled.

"I considered what Julia said, so I splashed some water on my face, and saw that I was in a room filled with grenades and landmines." Leo said in the confession room.

"Okay, enough, I'm so effing sick and tired of Jersey Shore, I don't know what to do! And could you all quit talking like that, you sound like a bunch of douchebags!" Asuka yelled.

"Yeah, I hate that shit!" Hwoarang shouted. "They get paid for fucking, drinking and being stupid!"

"Sounds like your dream job." Lili smiled.

"Y'know, everytime you smile, a puppy is strangled to death." Hwoarang said shaking his head. "Betcha real proud of yourself, huh?"

"Aww shit!" Jin cried slamming his hands on the table. Everyone got quiet and scared.

"Jin, what's wrong?" Lei asked. "I don't care, but you did just scare the shit out of me."

"My dad." Jin sighed.

"Oh my god, you are so hot when you do that." Xiaoyu and Julia sighed.

"Yeah, you make my balls drop and my panties wet, whatever..." Leo said rolling his eyes.

"Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you, that wasn't funny, that was downright nasty!" Hwoarang shouted.

"Yeah, nobody wants to know what the hell your parts are doing!" Steve agreed.

"Oh don't give me that bullshit! You act like you haven't fuck with both! Yeah Steve, I know your secret, now STFU!" Leo shouted, "You too, Jin's little bitch!"

"Who me?"Xiaoyu and Julia asked.

"No, he means Hwoarang, god you two are stupid." Asuka said shaking her head.

"Uh, hello, we're focusing on me, no one gives a damn about the side convo, okay? Main problem is here, me!" Jin said pissed.

"Jin, hello, hi, umm my name is Lili, and ah let's see what 's the title of this story...Ah hah! Well butter my biscuits, the title is "Lili's Crush," hmm, that doesn't have Jin Kazama anywhere, unless it's a misprint, but I highly doubt that." Lili said smiling evilly.

"Biiiiitttcchhh, was that even necessary?" Jin asked.

"Wait, so we are on TV?" Julia asked.

"No, no we're not." Jin said, irritated. "We went over this, like nine chapters ago."

"So we are on TV?" Julia asked. "Wait, I'm confused."

"Like Leo is, he doesn't no whether or not if he should check the box that says male or female." Hwoarang laughed.

"Dude, I'm sick of this! I'm one of your best friends!" Leo said getting mad, "You're treating me like I'm fucking Lili."

"Hold up, are you sure you're one of Hwoarang's best friends?" Lei asked.

"Yes." Leo sighed.

"Then you would know that Hwoarang treats everyone like they're fucking Lili." Asuka said, "Except for me, because he knows if he wants to hit, he better not try that shit."

"Damn, you're right. Sorry about that man." Leo said.

"No no, it's my fault, I should be more considerate when it comes to my friends feelings, I don't want people to think that Lili is my friend." Hwoarang said.

"Hwoarang, one of your gayest moments." Steve smiled.

"Dude, shut your fruity for fucking Fruity Pebbles ass up! To hell with how long I knew you, I will kick your ass if you say that shit again." Hwoarang laughed, hitting Steve in the back hard.

"Okay and ouch." Steve said rubbing his back.

"Can we please talk about me?" Jin asked.

"NO! I'm sick and tired of your damn name coming up in every fucking thing! I hate you personally, for you being effing you!"Lili shouted, "God, it's my story and some how your emo ass makes this about you!"

"Well duh bitch, I'm the main effing attraction! I'm everywhere bitch, so deal with it!" Jin shouted, smiling smugly.

"You evil dick! God, I hope you rot in hell, you son of bitch!" Lili shouted angrily.

"Ugh, kids, please stop fighting, I haven't had my coffee, in like, a half hour or so. I'm really on edge, and I'm about two seconds from kicking some immature ass." Lei said calmly. His left eye was twitching and he had a crooked smile.

"Jin I'm scared, hold me." Julia said pushing pass Xiaoyu.

Xiaoyu snatched Julia's ponytail and yanked her away from Jin. She then threw Julia into a wall that lead to the living room.

"Xiao! Contain your anger, this is my dad's house!" Jin yelled.

"I thought you said this was yours." Asuka said confused.

"Hell no, why buy this damn creepy shit when I can have a house on the shore?" Jin asked.

"I don't know, maybe you thought this would be a nice place because it's the biggest house on block!" Asuka said irritated. "God, does it matter, weren't you going to tell us something about your dad?"

"Oh, yes, yes I was. Look, my granddad asked me to ask my dad to hang out with him for Father's Day." Jin asked.

"Asuka, can you tell your cousin that he does realize that he had missed Father's Day entirely." Lili said with her nose in the air.

"Jin, you heard what she said right?" Asuka sighed.

"No, no I did not, can you tell me what she said?" Jin asked with his nose in the air.

"Oh for the love of God and everything holy! My name's not Bennett so I aint in it!" Asuka said stomping away.

"STOP RIGHT THERE!" Heihachi yelled as he walked in.

"Yay Grampa Heihachi is here!" Xiaoyu beamed.

"Aww shit, he found me." Jin cursed under his breath.

"Well of course I did, dipshit, you got a sign out there that says "Jin's Crib". I had to ask around if crib meant house. That took a day and a half because everyone kept laughing." Heihachi said.

"Well why didn't you Google it?" Hwoarang asked.

"Because, my internet was down." Heihachi replied.

"Actually, his old ass doesn't know how to use the computer." Lee chuckled.

"Shut the fuck up! I do not wanna hold your hand again when he beats the shit out of you again." Lars said folding his arms.

"Yes, well Jin, you do know why I am here. You or your father didn't show up-"

"To be honest, neither did we. He caught me on top of someone." Lee said. "And Lars at some damn mission."

"Anyways, I didn't get the Father's Day I wanted so..." Heihachi said.

"So so what?" Jin said shrugging. "I couldn't find my dad and I didn't feel like being rocketed to the moon again."

"I wasn't even going to do that! I was going to spend Father's Day like a normal dad-"

"Have you looked in the mirror? Normal left the day you was conceived." Kazuya said stepping in. He looked at Jin and Jin nodded to him and they pounded fist.

"Sorry dad, the old fart found us." Jin said.

"It's okay, I knew he would, thanks son." Kazuya smiled and patted Jin on the shoulder.

Jin smiled happily and Lili, Hwoarang and Asuka started gagging.

"It sickens me to see you smile." Lili hissed.

"Me too." Asuka and Hwoarang agreed.

"What? You two aren't beefing anymore?" Leo asked. "And Kazuya I thought I was going to replace Jin and be the son you never had!"

"Yes, we settled our differences in an epic battle about a few months ago, we fight time to time but that's it. And the son thing, yes you are the son I never had, because, obviously, I never had you." Kazuya said calmly.

"Kazuya, you can't just strut in here, thinking you're the shit!" Lei said irritated.

"Yes I can, because bottomline, I am and will always be. By the way, I got your text, here's your coffee." Kazuya said handing it to him.

Lei grabbed it and drained it, "God I hate you, well not really, but you know what I mean."

"Hello, Kazu, speak to me." Heihachi said irritated.

"Don't call me Kazu, you beast, and about your damn Father's Day, you can shove it up your ass!" Kazuya said coldly.

"Sigh, I wanted to do this the easy way, but I guess I can't. Well, I guess I have to take you both by force." Heihachi sighed. He snapped his fingers and both Jin and Kazuya dropped.

"What the hell-"

"Yes, well I put a chip on the back of your necks, it's easier to control, you two," Heihachi said and then he looked at the other sons, "And them as well. Come come, let' s have fun."

Heihachi snapped his fingers and his sons and grandson both snapped up and marched out, like robots.

"Thank you, dear Lili. He will be back for supper-maybe." Heihachi smiled evilly and then walked out.

"Whatever." Lili said rolling her eyes.

Everyone else was quiet and looking at each other.

"Lili, you called Jin's gramps? Why?" Julia asked.

"Okay well, do you want me to give the facts first or with the recent? Oh forget it, I did it because he's an ass, jerk, dick, and I'm so sick and tired of him being the center of effing attention, not everyone wants to hear about Jin. He'll be back but for now, I'm glad he's effing gone." Lili huffed.

"I don't know if I wanna hug you right now or smile at you. Gosh, which one hurts the least." Leo said.

"I know." Hwoarang walked over to Lili and looked at her.

"Aww, he's gonna hug her." Asuka cooed.

Hwoarang raised one of his arms and then punched Lili in the arm.

"Ahhh, you son of a bitch!" Lili cried grabbing her arm.

"I hope you didn't think I'd smile at you, or worst, hug you. I don't like you like that, hell not at all." Hwoarang said laughing.

"Damn Hwoary, well I love Jin-"

"Me too." Xiaoyu and Julia drooled.

"Anyways, but sometimes I need a break from him…I don't like that he has to suffer from his grandpa but if that's what it takes." Asuka sighed.

Lili smiled, "Yeah."

"Guys, we're losing our luster and I think it's because Leo didn't bring any weed." Hwoarang said. "And that Jackie Cha-"

"Finish that name and so help me God I'm gonna roadhouse your ass!" Lei said irritated.

"I thought you were going to be nice after you had some coffee...boy was I wrong." Xiaoyu sighed.

"And you're surprised that you are wrong?" Lili asked raising a brow.

"Oh emm gee, do you have to be mean to me? I know I go with Jin but damn, we aren't the same-"

"You don't go with Jin, Xiao, I do." Julia said curling her hair.

"Sigh...what is with people messing with me today?" Xiaoyu said before she took a pillow and whammed Julia, hard, in the face.

"Guys, didn't we come up here to change, we do smell like piss." Steve said sniffing his clothes.

"Damn, I forgot you were here, hell speak up next time!" Hwoarang said. "Hey, isn't that bitch who pissed on us still here?"

"Yeah, I didn't want to say anything, but yeah you guys smell like a dirty diaper." Julia laughed, "And Xiao smells the worst."

"Bitch, don't call me Xiao! I hate you, hell I like Lili more than I like you!" Xiaoyu shouted.

"Aww, really?" Lili cooed.

"Shut the fuck up Lili." Xiaoyu said.

"Okay." Lili smiled.

"Xiao, I really don't care if you don't like me or not, as long as Jin does, it's all good." Julia smiled evilly.

"You-BITCH!" Xiaoyu shouted lunging at her. They started wrestling on the ground, pulling each other's hair.

"Sigh, great Jin's bitches are fighting, no surprise." Asuka said rolling her eyes, "Hwoarang, Lili, you two wanna go and do something else?"

"What about me, Steve and Lei, but mostly me!" Leo cried.

"I fucked you already and I wanna do Lei bad, and Steve I have no desire to do. No offense, you're hot, but you're not my type." Asuka said.

"I'm not your type? How am I not your type? And you wanna do Lei bad? He's twice my age, do you know how that makes me feel?" Steve cried.

"Makes you feel like shit, don't it?" Hwoarang answered.

"Hwoarang, shut up, Steve, you're whiny, like a bitch. There are times when I feel I wanna eff you but then you quickly change my mind. Like I said, you're hot but your more annoying than hot." Asuka said sighing.

"Wait, you wanna do me BAD?" Lei said smiling. "I like the sound of that."

"Lei, you're my crush, I don't wanna do you like this, I want it to be romantic." Asuka smiled.

"Wait, wait, wait, you invited Hwoarang AND Lili, to go and do something with you. Is Lili your girlfriend?" Leo asked.

"Ummm," Asuka blushed, but then smiled seductively, "I just want to ride the tricycle, kay?"

"Steve, are you okay?" Lei asked.

"Yeah, yeah mate, I'm fine. I think I'll go now, I need to wash up and then go see Paul and Law..." Steve said sniffling.

"..."

"Right, well bye." Steve said walking out the door.

"Poor Steve, he shouldn't be such a bitch though." Lei said.

"Hey, hey, that's one of my best friends you are talking about. But I don't care right now." Hwoarang said.

"Yeah I better, head out too, bye children." Lei said stepping out the door.

"Bye Jackie Chan-"

Hwoaramg was interrupted by a roundhouse kick to the face.

"Roadhouse." Lei said looking down on him and then he left.

"Hwoarang, are you okay enough to come upstair with me and Lili and take a nice shower?" Asuka cooed.

Hwoarang jumped up, "Hell yeah, Lili, I don't wanna do you but, I can't pass up a three way. I would get my ass kicked if I did."

"Who would know?" Lili asked.

"As a dude, trust and believe, that passing up a three way would def get your ass beat. We guys talked to each other and we can tell and I would tell if he did pass it up, because I'm his friend and I'm a guy." Leo said still watching Julia and Xiaoyu fight.

"Trust Leo my man, you wouldn't be a dude if you didn't tell. Okay let's go get some suds." Hwoarang smiled.

"Guys are so weird." Lili and Asuka sighed.

"Not as weird as you girls." Leo and Hwoarang said pointing at Xiaoyu and Julia and then at Miharu walking in.

"Point taken." Lili and Asuka said nodding their head.

So Hwoarang, Lili, and Asuka went upstairs for some bathing fun. Xiaoyu and Julia are beating the crap out of each other. Leo is watching and Lei is off to serve and protect. Poor Jin and Steve are somewhere they really don't want to be. So, will Jin come back?

"Maybe, if I feel like letting him go." Heihachi answered.

Will Xiaoyu and Julia ever become friends?

"Hell no, I hate this bitch!" Xiaoyu and Julia shouted.

Will Hwoarang, Lili and Asuka ride the tricycle?

"Hell yeah!" they shouted.

And will Miharu get her revenge?

Miharu is sitting in a corner, with a sinister look on her face.

"Yes…." She hissed.

And because Leo is just sitting back and relaxing, we won't worry about him, so find out what happens in the 13th chapter! Whoa dude, never would have imagined this story would have ever gotten this far. Until next time, thanks again for reading and thank you kindly to those who have read since the beginnning.