"Kou! Where is that damn idol... KOU!" Ruki was stomping towards the room of a blond boy.
"Ruki-kun, what do you want?"
"Stop leaving these flea bags all over the place!"
"These feathers are not mine."
"Stop lying. There's even one in your hair!"
"Hmm? How did this get here..?" Ruki turned around and left, leaving a very confused vampire behind.
And so the stupid duo started to terrorize the Mukami brothers. How did they get into this mansion? One of the fools is a vampire. How did they manage to put a feather into Kou's hair? One of the fools is a vampire. Why did they even start this nonsense? Yes, you are right - both of the fools are idiots thirsty for entertainment.
But there's a difference between those fools - one of them might not survive the night and it's not the vampire one.
"WHO THE FUCK PUT THESE HERE?!"
Ah... It seems that we have to come back to the events at the Mukami mansion.
"KOU! COME HERE, YA DAMNED PARROT, AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF!"
"Yuma-kun, what is it?" Kou was making his way through the kitchen, when furious Yuma grabbed him by the collar of his shirt. Yuma then pulled him outside.
"Look at these and tell me!"
"Is this a new type of tomatoes? They have feathers."
"Your feathers! What are they doing here?!"
"They are sticking out of your tomatoes, but they are not mine..."
"That's right. Care to explain why?!"
"Yuma-kun~ you know I wouldn't do something like this."
"Then why. Do. You. Have. Two. Feathers. Sticking. Out. Of. Your. HAIR?!"
"What the... HOW?!"
"I don't know what you are trying to do this time, but if you want to keep your work tool without bruises - stay away from me."
Kou left the garden. First Ruki and now Yuma. What was going on? Poor idol couldn't understand a thing. Someone was fooling around and everyone blamed him for it for no reason. Well... There was this one time with glitter, but this time it wasn't him!
But who was doing such a thing? It wasn't Ruki and it definitely wasn't Yuma. Kou stopped walking as if he was struck by something.
"No... It can't be Azusa. He wouldn't do something like this... Or would he?" Kou decided to check on his brother to see if Azusa really didn't do anything.
Kou knocked a couple of times.
"Azusa-kun, are you here? May I come in..?"
"Yes..." A faint sound of his brothers voice reached Kou. The moment he opened the door, Kou's mouth hung wide open.
"A-Azusa?" There he found his brother, lying on the floor, surrounded by white feathers.
"Kou... a feather fairy... visited me tonight. Fairy said... that if I didn't hurt... myself for a while... I would get a prize... This prize is... lovely..." Azusa ran his fingers through feathers, enjoying their softness.
"They can also hurt... see?" Azusa picked up one feather and slightly pricked his finger with a sharp point of it.
Stunned Kou left the room.
"So it wasn't Azusa either. And a feather fairy? What on earth could that be?"
But the answer was hiding in an unused room somewhere in the mansion...
"Subaru, that was awesome, dude!"
"Tch, shut up!" Subaru harshly whispered to me.
"I never thought a white dress would fit you so well."
"Didn't I tell you to SHUT THE HELL UP?!" Subaru's cheeks were as red as Yuma's tomatoes.
We borrowed one wedding dress from Kanato and since Subaru had white hair, we decided that he would be the perfect feather fairy. And by we I meant me.
"I'm never doing this again!"
"Oh come on, Suba-kun, it was fun."
"Suba what? It was fun until this," he pointed at the dress, "happened."
"Oh come on, but it was worth it, wasn't it? How everyone started to blame Kou."
"Hehe, yeah. You don't see that guy looking like that often. Oh, it's time for the three-feather attack."
"I'll go make some more flying tomatoes." Subaru took off the dress, grabbed a handful of feathers and left the room.
I put on Ruki's jacket and walked out. Yuma's garden wasn't too far away from our hideout, but it still was quite an amount to walk. If someone were to spot me - I'd be dead bloodless meat.
Ah, there - Yuma's vegetables. Who could have thought that a big guy like him would be able to not crush these plants. Last time I decorated three tomatoes, but now - I had a lot more feathers I wanted to use. But I won't be THAT big of an ass and I'll just stick those feathers to the tomatoes with some glue.
After a little while, I was already waiting in our room for Subaru. I didn't know how I would get out of this nonsense alive, but dang - I would die happy, knowing I got Reiji running around the woods like a madman, searching for me and Subaru.
"Oh, what a day..."
"Finally found you." That voice. No! It couldn't be! How was that even possible?!
"Feather fairy?"
"I told you to stop calling me that!"
"Sorry, Suba-kun."
"And stop calling me like this too!"
"Okay okay. As you wish, Suba-chan." Subaru gritted his teeth so hard I thought they would break.
"Did you do your stuff with Kou and Ruki?" This question relaxed Subaru's jaw.
"Yeah, one has a head full of feathers now and the other is about to be surprised by an explosive pot of soup."
"A what..." A loud sound and a lot of screaming in the distance cut me off. That sounded just like my cooking.
"Subaru, how did you learn to make a thing like that?"
"I saw you cooking once and that was more than enough." I stood there bewildered.
"Glad to be helpful..."
"Let's take a look at their kitchen."
We were careful not to be caught. I was wearing Ruki's jacket and Subaru had Kou's. He wasn't too happy about it.
"This jacket reeks." Subaru said with a grimace.
"That's called perfume," I sighed agitated.
"This stench is too strong."
"And that's why I chose it. We have to hide our smell." Honestly. Subaru was a vampire himself. He should know better.
"Couldn't you give me Yuma's jacket?"
"He is the last vampire I want to upset."
"And yet you destroyed his tomatoes..."
"Shhh, we're here." I shushed Subaru as he peeked through the gap of the door. I did the same thing and oh boy did I regret doing that. I almost suffocated while trying not to scream with laughter.
"KOU! COME HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT! NOW!" Blond vampire could be heard carefully walking into the kitchen.
"Ruki-kun, I knew you liked soup, but not to this extent."
"If you say another word, I will personally make sure to get your eyebrows on fleek!"
"Okay..?" Kou answered, not knowing how to react to such a 'threat'. It got even harder to hold in my laughter. I couldn't believe Ruki was still using inaccurate slang I taught him.
"Hey, I know it was you," whispered Subaru, "What did he really mean to say?"
"He threatened to set Kou on fire," I giggled.
"Good one, but wait until Ruki tries to turn on the faucet."
"What about it?" Subaru was about to explain, but...
"WHO THE HELL DISGRACED MY TOMATOES?! AGAIN?! Kou, perfect timing. Do ya know why there were feathers all over my plants? AGAIN?!"
"That was not me!"
"Tell us the truth, you chicken head!"
"What do you..." Kou touched his hair. "Not again!" Poor vampire whined out.
"Yuma, you too?" Ruki's voice sounded tired and sick of this nonsense.
"Yeah, once I wash my hands from all of this glue, I will teach this punk a lesson or two."
"Let me help. You might ruin the faucet with your dirty hands."
"But can you see your way through all of that... soup?"
"Yes, I can." Ruki's stern answer left no place to argue.
"Guys, I can help you." Kou was about to turn that thing on, but Ruki was faster.
"You already helped quite a lot. Once we are done washing up, we'll have a talk with WHA..." Once Ruki turned on the faucet, white feathers exploded right into his face. Ruki looked like a white chicken about to explode in rage and Yuma wasn't any better.
"Subaru, if we don't leave now, I will pee myself laughing right here right now."
"That wouldn't be nice." He was red like a Russian man in sauna from all of that suppressed laughter himself. "Let's go."
Subaru used teleportation and it was super effective. We were outside.
"So what do we do now?" Asked Subaru after we had rolled around on the grass outside, laughing like hyenas.
"I think we should start actually cleaning the mansion while we are still alive."
"I'm not cleaning."
"Yes you are, Subaru! You're at it too!"
"You suggested that shit!"
"And you did it!" We were staring at each other like two life long enemies who just remembered they were enemies. I sighed.
"Okay, I will clean everything, but only if you manage to drug all of your brothers."
"Why the hell would I do that?"
"They would think that all of that was just a bad dream," I smiled.
"That might work... But I think they are deep in woods hunting."
"Hunting what? Deers and bunnies? Don't be ridiculous and let's go."
Subaru teleported us right into the living room where a big white blob of foam was still lying on the couch.
"Hey, Shuu."
"Good evening, dead girl walking."
"Is it that bad?"
"Reiji is running around the forest looking like a rooster ghost together with almost crying Kanato and half naked Ayato. It's that bad."
"Tch, we have to hurry then."
"Thanks, Subaru, but where's Laito?"
"Nfu~ Already missed me? Oh come here~" And Laito was all over me once again. Things felt like usual... Almost.
"Hey, Laito... Don't you want to, like, you know... Kill me?"
"Come on, Bitch-chan~ I always want to kill you, but tonight you must survive."
"Why?!" After all of that shit I did to them?! Were they crazy?!
"We've never seen Reiji like this. Not even when Ayato got blood all over the place, so you deserve to live," Chuckled Shuu.
"Guys... Really?"
"Yeah, it was fun, especially with the Mukamis," Chuckled Subaru.
"Wait... You messed around with them too?!" Laito didn't try to hide his surprise.
"Yeah, but this time we were using protection," I smirked, closing my eyes to savour the memories of this night.
"Oh~ Congratulations, Subaru! You're finally a man."
"Shut up, you pervert!" I was confused for a while, but then it dawned to me what kind of phrase I said. As realization hit me, I felt my cheeks heating up.
"Heh, the youngest is the fastest."
"Shuu, if you don't shut the hell up, I will put this you know where," Growled Subaru while holding an empty foam bottle.
"Guys, I need to clean this mess now, so move it."
It took a while to force Shuu into a shower. Unfortunately, he pulled me together with him. After some struggling and almost getting stripped down, I managed to free myself from his grasp. I cleaned the couch, everything in the fridge and Ayato's bathroom... And the hallway leading to his bathroom... And Laito's room, that had a feathery trail towards it. Basically - the entire mansion became feather-free place.
And then came the fun part - bathing Reiji. Laito managed to catch and drug his brothers one by one and with Subaru's help - I brought them into their rooms.
But Reiji was in a disturbing state I've never seen him in before. Mud was all over his legs, his hair was still drenched in foam and dew and don't get me started on his clothes and all of those feathers. And no one helped me!
Laito said he would take care of Ayato, since he already was familiar with his brother's assets. Whatever that could mean. And Subaru took care of Kanato, saying that he wanted to enjoy this miracle, called 'Silence'.
So I was left to battle dirty Reiji by myself. Undressing him was surprisingly harder than I thought it would be. I almost ripped his pants apart while trying to get them off. And don't you even get me started on those countless buttons! I saved myself from being disturbed any more and left his almost pink boxers where they were.
The only thing I liked doing about this whole ordeal was washing his hair. I love hair so much I ask my classmates to allow me to play with their hair. Some don't mind, some tell me to get the hell away from them. I know it might be creepy, but I can't help with myself.
I love hair and eyes the most. So when I get bitten by the boys, I use the moment to run my fingers through their locks. And the best thing? They don't event notice that, because they are so into sucking.
I used a hair dryer so Reiji wouldn't get any cow licks on his head. Then I called Subaru for help. I asked him what to do with the boxers and Subaru just told me to shut up and dress Reiji up for sleep.
"The best case scenario - they will get dry by the time he wakes up."
"And the worst case scenario?"
"He'd think he wet his bed."
"That sounds like the worst kind of a plan... I love it!"
The next day was interesting. All three of them woke up really confused with murderous intentions, but Laito did a pretty decent job at convincing all three of them not to kill me because of some weird group dream. But I didn't escape my punishment. Oh no... Dungeons waited for me and my most dreadful torturing device - one white feather.