hello everyone!~ sorry! (for not updating i mean) i've been busy *dodges random food/object thrown at her head* okay okay, i've been procrastinating cuz i've been distracted *waiting for the next item to be thrown* its not my fault that vocaloids tend to be addicting! *dodges a sharp item* besides! the internet does nothing to help with that addiction! *dodges more sharp objects* so i finally got to updating :D here ya go!
Awkward…
- The next day -
Renji was watching Momo carefully and discreetly. The entire period, instead of paying attention to Hitsugaya-sensei, his focus was trained on her. He saw everything. But he wasn't surprised. The email explained everything. Her subconscious must have overpowered her conscious again. "It's been a while since that's happened." He thought. "But I have to admit, I'm surprised Hitsugaya didn't get the message. I mean it's incredibly obvious!"
"Renji, please tell me what the answer to this equation is on the board."
"2" he responded absent-mindedly.
"… Mind telling us how you worked that out?" Hitsugaya said, surprised, since it was the right answer.
"Ah… Well first I-"
DING! DING! DING!
"You have no homework this weekend class. Instead I'd like you to study; you might have a pop quiz on Monday."
The students just groaned as they filed out to go home, their club, or their after hour classes.
"Well I'm going to leave to Hitsugaya. I have some stuff to finish." She said rushing out the door.
"Hey Momo wait up!" shouted Renji from across the hall. She quickly turned her head to respond.
"Yes? Do you have a question on how to study?" she asked. "More like what's going on between you and Hitsugaya-sensei." He said as he folded his arms across his chest. "I saw what you emailed to him."
"Oh… That…" she muttered as she looked away nervously.
"Yes that" he said.
"Fine, I'll tell you at home. It's not safe for secrets around here." She said warily, remembering what happened last time.
"I suppose you'll be telling me why it's not safe here as well?"
"Yeah…"
"Alright, start out with why secrets aren't safe at school." Renji said as he sprawled out on her couch while she leaned on the kitchen counter.
"Your sister…"
"What about her?"
"You know she has a fan club right?"
"Yeah, it's a fan club for some American musician or someone."
"Uh… No. More like for Hitsugaya."
"Oh cool there's another person in the USA with the same last name as Sensei?"
*face palm* "Renji, listen to me. Amaya-san is NOT as innocent as you think!" she said as she shook his shoulders to get it to sink in.
"Yea… I don't get it…"
"I thought this might happen… Give me a minute, I need to get my friend to drill it in to your head…" she trailed off while getting her phone to call someone.
"Hey thanks for coming here." Momo said relieved.
"No problem, so what am I drilling into Renji's head?"
"That his sister's out to get me."
"Gotcha. Well stay here for a minute. No matter what you hear don't go into the living room."
"Uh… Could you try not to destroy anything this time?"
"I'll see what I can do." Tatsuki said as she walked into the living room.
First it was quiet. Then Momo heard Renji yelling curses. She was glad she got one of the few apartments that were soundproof by chance. CRASH! "Oh I hope that wasn't the table…"
"RENJI YOUR SISTER IS A *BLEEP*
"NO SHE ISN'T! YOU'RE THE *BLEEP*
More fighting/curse words/etc.
"YOUR SISTER PRACTICALLY WORSHIPS HITSUGAYA! HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE PICTURES IN HER ROOM?"
"NO!
"Oh. Well that explains it.
"What. The. Freak. Tatsuki…"
"Sorry~"
"WHAT? SORRY? YOU FREAKIN TRIED TO BEAT ME TO A PULP!"
"Not try, did. There's a difference."
"AAAGH!"
"So do you believe your sister is wacko?"
"WHY SHOULD I?
"One, why are you yelling? Two, because she hurt Momo!"
"BECAUSE I'M PISSED OFF! AND eh…? She. She hurt Momo?
"Yeah, didn't you notice the marks on her arms? Their still healing!"
"She's always wearing long sleeved shirts though…"
"Doesn't that strike you as STRANGE?"
"Eh… Not really?"
"NOT REALLY? YOU *BLEEP*!
"Now who's yelling?"
"JUST, AGGH! DAMN YOU! YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW YOU! I'M KILLING YOU!"
"Uh. Tatsuki. Calm down. Come on take a deep breath. In, out. Better?"
"Does it LOOK like it?"
"I really didn't want to have to do this…"
"YOU- UWAH-mpf."
… absolute silence…
"Is… Is Tatsuki alright? It's gotten awfully quiet in there. I should go check. No, she told me not to… But what if they killed each other! I don't wanna be accused of murder! AHH! WHADOIDO WADOIDO! Ok. Breath in. Out… In… Out… Alright. I'll go check on them."
And so she checked. And walked right back out with a shocked look on her face. Momo decided to write a note, left her apartment, making sure she locked it well, and went to go get some art supplies. Which would take a looong time…
A/N: Get your dirty minds out of the gutter! Geeze man, how many people just went O.O and thought of dirty stuff cuz of what I wrote? Let me clear it up for you. Ok? Just, *shudder* stop thinking that way.
What really happened after Renji said "I really didn't want to have to do this…"
Renji meant that he didn't want to hurt her. But since she was going to kill him and kept shouting, he had to shut her up somehow. So he was trying to knock her out. But missed since she slipped on a random banana peel (Gee… I wonder where that came from… *sarcasm* -meaning I did it) and crashed into Renji which knocked him over on top of her. Basically accident turned into kiss. (SEE! NOTHING PERVERTED OR WEIRD!)) When Momo walked in she saw them kissing, (cuz they hate each other so much they just can't get enough of each other) and walked out not wanting to interrupt them. That, and it woulda been REALLY weird if they noticed her.
Chapter 11- Complete.
don't kill meeeee! *hides in a corner under a blanket to avoid suspicion* its just. its just. *breaks down crying hysterically cuz she doesn't wanna be murdered in her sleep* its just that vocaloids and the mmd program are soooo addictinnnnng. T-T right, no more spazzing so i can answer these reviews, then i can spaz and make ppl wonder if i'm insane (which i am, in fact -not really-, mental hospitals deemed me to crazy therefore they couldn't accept me)
peachysnowfan- niiiiice XD lol you'll find out in about 2 more chapters! one question though, u ok? eventually moms catch up and are SCARYYYYY
icyangel27- you're pretty intuitive, love the guessing, but i'm still not going to reveal anything~!
hyourinmaruice- yes! i loooove your reviews! they make me smile and laugh so much! X) don't worry everyone will find out in another 2 chapters~
xXSennaXx- yay! a new reviewer~! *throws a party for you* ah yea, i'm trying to work on the transitions a bit, so i usually just say when and where if the setting changes, its a bit difficult to get used to i'm sure ^^' and i'm sure you're a bit confused (and i'm not that mean!) i was just saying i should wait to celebrate at 50 reviews instead of 40, but whats 10 reviews gonna make a difference right? not wait to update at 50 reviews, i'm not greedy! T-T ahaha i know what you mean, but that's what i was going for (that renji's sister is a... not so nice person and deserves a much stronger word) thank you~! i'm glad you like the fluff! (honestly i thought it was a little less than people would want but there's gonna be even more soon!)