Dear China,

You are freaking adorable. Will you marry me? Please?

I will give you stuffed kitties and pandas if you say yes. Plus, I'm a panda, lol.

Haha, love- Bree xD


Ni Hao Bree

W-what? Y-you think I'm adorable?

A-and you say y-you're a panda?

*squeals* KAWAII ARU!

I-I CAN'T STAND THIS ARU! T-THE PANDA, THE KITTIES... ICAN'T-

*The rest of the letter can't be read because it is written in random Chinese characters by some other handwriting*

Spazzing! China


A/N: WAHAHA! Sorry Bree! China's spazzing so much that he couldn't answer the rest of his letter. But I love the way you think. You totally knocked him off guard! xD