A/N: Thanks for the reviews!! Now to spin the wheel again. -spins wheel-...-stops on Twenty Ways to Make Char. Pissed- here I go. Hope you like it! R&R PLZ PLZ PLZ!!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto!!

ChangeoFHeArt: Okay, so we're going to spin another wheel containing Naruto Character Names so kRaZy can tell you how to toture them. Here goes...-spins wheel-...-lands on ...NEJI!!!!!-

Twenty Ways to Piss Off Neji

1) Whenever he insults someone, say to him

"Roses are Red,

Violets are blue,

I know (insert character name that he insulted) is a (insert gender of character that Neji insulted)

But what the hell are you?"

2) Transform into Hinata, bitch-slap him, then say, "POW! You have just been bitch-slapped! You are now my bitch! BOW DOWN!"

3) Everytime he says destiny yell, "If you love destiny so much, marry it!"

4) If he's seems to be losing in a fight yell, "NEJI!!!! TRY TO NAG HIM TO DEATH WITH YOUR DESTINY SPEECHES!!!!"

5) Everytime he has his Byakugan during a fight yell, "NEJI, YOU PERV! QUIT LOOKING THROUGH THEIR CLOTHES!!"

6) When he introduces himself to you say, "THE Neji Hyuuga?" When he says, "So, you've heard of me?" You say, "No."

7) Show him all the stories of him and Lee together!! ( A/N: Hmm...wait a second he might like that! wink )

8) Point at him and yell, "There goes the whore of Konoha!"

9) When he's shopping and not looking, put pads, lingerie, and condoms in his shopping cart.

10) Stare at his chest and say, "Don't worry, all girls develop at different times."

11) Ask him to prove everything he says. ( Ex: Ask who he is. When he says, "Neji Hyuuga." You say, "Prove it!" )

12) Make farting noises behind his back and then yell, "Neji! Put a cork in it!"

13) Ask Neji for a large sum of money. When he asks, "What's it for?" You say, "There's this booth where they're betting what gender you are; I'm putting it on the girl's side."

14) Tell Neji that if his hands are bigger than his face, he has cancer. If he actually puts his hand near his face to measure, smack his hand so it'll hit his face. Next, RUN!!!!

15) In a large crowd with Neji yell, "No I won't touch you there!"

16) Whenever he takes off his headband, throw darts at his mark.

17) When he gets beat up after a fight, jump in front of him and sing, "U-G-L-Y! YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI! YOU UGLY! HUH? HUH? YOU UGLY! M-A-M-A! ASK ME HOW YOU GOT THAT WAY! YOUR MAMA! YOUR DADDY! YOUR BALD-HEADED GRANNY!!!"

18) Laugh at everything Neji says.

19) Invite him to your home and say, "Make yourself at home by cleaning it!"

20) Show him this list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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