A/N: Okay, back to writing since I'm back. Okay, time to spin the wheel again...-spins wheel-...-stops on Naruto Char. Stuck In TV- Okay, looks like I'm doing another one. Okay, here we go!!!! R&R PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ !!!!!!
WARNING: OOCness and bad grammer.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything.
narrator or theme song
talking
thoughts
STUCK! PART 2
Are you ready students?
Hai sensei!!!!
I can't hear you!!!
HAI SENSEI!!!
OOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh who lives in Konoha and is optimistic as Lee?
NARUTO-KUN!!!
Hyper and ramen-obsessed is he.
NARUTO-KUN!!!!
He's a pain in the ears as you all know.
NARUTO-KUN!!!
But always willing to help his friends on the go.
NARUTO-KUN!!!!
Ready?
NARUTO-KUN!!!
NARUTO-KUN!!!
NARUTO-KUN!!!
NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-KKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HHHHOOOOONNNNKKKKKK!!!! HHHHOOOOONNNNKKKKKK!!!! HHHHOOOOONNNNKKKKKK!!!!
"-yawns- that was a good nap. Where am I? OMG I'M SPONGEBOB!!! COOL, I CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER!!!" Naruto cried out in excitement as he looked at himself.
'Okay, if we're in SpongeBob and I'm SpongeBob, I wonder who the others are?"
PATRICK'S ROCK
"WHY THE HELL AM I UNDER A DAMN ROCK??!!!!!" A muffled voice could be heard under the rock.
BACK TO SPONGEBOB'S PINAPPLE
"Meow." Naruto looked over his bed to see a snail with pupiless lavendar eyes and a lavendar shell and with Hinata's haircut over the snail's eyes. "Hinata? Oh Hinata, it's you. We're in the show SpongeBob Squarepants, you're Gary the snail, my pet." Naruto said as he picked Hinata the snail up. "Meow?" Hinata questioned. (Translation: Naruto-kun, why is everything getting smaller?) "Hm, for some reason Hinata, even though all you say is meow, I can understand you." Naruto responded. "What do you mean?" Naruto asked to Hinata's question as he looked around to see everything was indeed getting smaller.
"OH NO, WE'RE IN THE NEMATODE EPISODE!!!!" (A/N: For those who don't watch SpongeBob, it's where SpongeBob's house gets eaten by nematodes.) Naruto screamed as he grabbed Hinata and ran for the door only for it to be too late. Naruto's pinapple was completely gone. "AW MAN!!! MY HOUSE IS GONE, BELIEVE IT!!!" Naruto screamed as the nematodes went away for another snack or drink.
"Naruto?! I recognize your lame catchphrase anywhere." A squid with Sasuke's haircut came out of the gigantic head. "Sasuke? There you are. Okay, so I'm SpongeBob, Hinata's Gary, and you're Squidward, the grumpy character of the show." Naruto said as he looked at his friends. 'I hope no one is Sandy. She's the only character on the show that CAN'T breathe underwater. Oh well, maybe there's nothing to worry about. Afterall, the rest are guys not girls.' Naruto thought.
SCENE CHANGE
'It seems we're still in the television. I hope my youthful friends are not in danger.' thought a red crab as he looked at his surroundings. 'Is that Neji?' the red crab named Lee said as he squinted off in the distance. "IT IS HIM!! NEJI, MY YOUTHFUL RIVAL!!! I FOUND YOU!!!" Lee cried as he raced towards the brown creature. "Neji? What is wrong? Are you playing a youthful game? Are you playing the youthful and famous charades? OKAY!!! I shall play with you. Okay, you seem to be choking? No no no wait, something in your throat? Your tongue, vomit, teeth? Okay, you're turning blue, are you a blueberry? Oh wait, now you're turning red. You're embarassed? Sun-burned? You're a cherry? Strawberry? WAIT YOU'RE ANGRY!!! Okay, you're angry. You're an angry person? You are going to hit someone!!!" Lee shouted as Neji was raising up his fist.
BACK TO NARUTO, SASUWARD, AND HINATA
"Okay, Naruto, you're the tv obsessed couch potato. What do we do now?" Sasuward asked. "Okay, in the nematode episode, SpongeBob's house got eaten by nematodes. I'm suppose to cry on this seed to bring back my house." Naruto said as everyone started to look for the seed. "Meow." Hinata said as she picked up a small brown pebble-like seed. "Good job, Hinata." Naruto said as he took the pebble and burried it. "Okay, now all I have to do is cry on this spot." Naruto said. "Well, start crying." Sasuward said.
LET'S CHECK ON LEE AND NEJI
"Neji, all you had to say was that you couldn't breathe." a heavily wounded crab said as he walked along a brown squirrel with a pickle jar over his/her head. "Shut up Lee. I'm going to use my byakugan to locate the others." Neji replied as he/she performed some hand seals. "BYAKUGAN!!!...BYAKUGAN!!!...our powers seems to be unabled in this universe." Neji observed. "Do not fear, my youthful rival, I shall carry you because I still have my speed and strength." Lee said heroically as he piggy-backed Neji and started to run.
"PUT ME DOWN, LEE!!! AND YOU WONDER WHY PEOPLE QUESTION YOUR SEXUALITY???!!!!" Neji screamed as Lee ran.
BACK TO PATRICK'S ROCK
"WILL SOMEONE HELP ME OUT OF HERE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...YOU GUYS SUCK!!!! AND YOU BLOW!!!" a voice shouted underneath the rock.
BACK TO HINATA, SASUWARD, AND NARUTO
"-grunt- oohhhh -grunt- eeeeeee -grunt- -grunt-" If you listened to those sounds and was not looking, you would say someone was having a hard time getting everything out if you knew what I meant but that wasn't the case. "-gggggggrrrrrruuunnnnnnnntttt- sorry guys, but I just can't cry. I'm too manly." Naruto said as Sasuward rolled his eyes. "THERE YOU GUYS ARE!!!" the three turned their heads to see a red crab carrying a brown squirrel. "Meow!!" Hinata cried out. (Translation: Lee-kun and Neji-niisan!!!)
"What are you guys doing?" Neji asked as he got off. "This stupid episode will only end if Naruto here can cry. But he won't." Sasuward explained. "And why not?" Neji asked. "I'm too manly." Naruto replied. "Here, let me try." Neji volunteered to make Naruto cry.
"YOU'RE A PIECE OF WORTHLESS SHIT!!!! EVERYONE HATES YOU BECAUSE THE NINE-TAILS IN YOU DESTROYED THE VILLAGE!!! YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!! EVEN YOUR PARENTS DON'T LOVE YOU!!! THEY DIDN'T DIE BECAUSE OF THE NINE-TAILS, THEY DIED BECAUSE THEIR SON WAS SO GODDAMN UGLY!!! BWHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!"
Neji screamed to Naruto to not have one tear fall. "Sorry, but the villagers have been telling me that for years now and I taught myself not to cry because of that." Naruto said bored. "Hmm...maybe it's not so easy making people cry these days." Neji said at his loss. "Well, you tried your best." Lee said. "SHUT IT YOU GREEN SHIT!!!!" Neji shouted. "Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!" Lee cried as he cried. "I stand corrected." Neji said happy that he could make at least some people cry.
OKAY, LEE'S TURN!!!!
"Naruto, I shall make you shed tears of YOUTH and joy." Lee said as he cleared his throat. "Hey there youthful folks!!! Great audience tonight I see! I heard my parents loving each other a little too loudly so I just had to get out. I mean they're married so they should start acting like it. Speaking of folks that loved each other I remember being in a classroom. Our teacher was handing out candy kisses. But one of my classmates didn't know what it was. He asked what it was and the teacher said to taste it. The kid popped it into his mouth and shrugged his shoulders. That's when the teacher decided to give another hint. "Okay, it's something your dad wants from your mom before he goes to work." I stood up from my seat and yelled, "SPIT IT OUT JIMMY, IT'S A PIECE OF ASS!!!"
"HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto laughed. The others didn't laugh because they were so focused on Naruto. Once Naruto was done laughing, not one tear fell out. "Oh..." the others said in disappointment.
SASUWARD'S TURN
"Okay, my turn." Sasuward said as he cracked his knuckles.
-10 minutes later-
Naruto was on his stomach, beaten and bloody, as he groaned in pain, yet he didn't cry.
HINATA'S TURN
"Okay, Hinata, you're our last hope." Sasuward said. Hinata glided over to the beaten up Naruto. Oh what will she do? What will she say? Oh, the drama!!!!!
"Meow."
"WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto screamed as he balled liked a baby. Naruto was practically crying up a waterfall. -RRRRRRRRUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEE- -POP- A pinapple reappeared. "Hooray!!! The pinapple reappeared, and you know what that means?" Sasuke asked. "This crappy show is over." Neji replied.
PATRICK'S ROCK
"HHHHHHHhhhheeeeeeeeellllllloooooooooo?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys!!!! Help me!!!!...I don't want to be alone." Gaarick said under his rock. "Hey, tv."
-CREDITS ROLL AS NOBODY CARES ABOUT THEM-
NARUTO'S APARTMENT
"Awesome!!! Family Guy's on!!!" I said as I clicked on the remote.
-click-
THE END OF THIS CHAPTER
A/N: Okay, I think that's good but if it sucks, I promise to do better but you got to tell me how. R&R PLZ PLZ PLZ