A/N: Okay, well I'm not busy at the moment so let's get the wheel spinning!!! -spins wheel- ...-Lands on Ten Things They'd Never Say- Oh, a new one. Well, let's go!!! I wonder if it's a good thing to update when I don't feel inspired? Oh well.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything.
Warning: OOCness and bad grammer.
Now let's spin the Character Name Wheel!!! -spins wheel-...lands on...SASUKE!!!!
TEN THINGS SASUKE WOULD NEVER SAY
1) RING RING
Sasuke: Hello...yes, this is Sasuke...No, I won't give you your butt back Daffy!!!!!!...I need it for MY show...well, my show's more popular...WELL SCREW YOU TOO!!!!
2)-During the Chunin Exams-
-Sasuke Vs. Gaara-
Gaara: -going crazy, holding his head, and mumbling about something-
Sasuke: -in front of a tv- Hey, keep it down, I'm trying to watch my favorite soap opera!!!...OH!!! WHY CAN'T YOU TWO SEE YOU'RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!!!!
Genma: You're watching an Esurance commercial.
Sasuke: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO BELIEVES THE PINK-HAIRED GIRL AND BLACK HAIRED MAN ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER????!!!!!
Genma: All they talk about is Esurance.
Sasuke: EXACTLY!!!!
3)-During one of their D-Ranked missions at the farm-
-Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura was shoveling 'stuff' when a hen comes by. Naruto looks back and forth at the hen's butt and Sasuke's hair-
Naruto: HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH!!!! Hey, Sasuke, your gay haircut resembles a chicken's butt.
Sakura: Naruto, Sasuke's hair is not gay and niether is he. Right Sasuke?
Sasuke: I'm into chicks.
Sakura: See Naruto?
-a mother hen and her little yellow babies comes by-
Sasuke: Hey baby, I'm a Love Pirate and I'm here for your booty.
-baby chick runs away-
Sasuke: Aw come on, don't be like that!!!
Naruto: O.O Now we know why he has that haircut.
Sakura: TT.TT
4)-During the Forest of Death-
-Orochimaru appears-
Sasuke: I'm tired of these motherfkin snakes in this motherfkin forest!!!
5)-IN AN AWARD SHOW-
Annoucer: And the Gayyest Man of the Year Award goes to...Uchiha Sasuke!!!!
Sasuke: OMG!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WON!!! Okay, first off, I want to thank Itachi for killing off our family and making me emo, then I want to thank my classmate that accidently pushed Naruto into kissing me. Naruto, thank you for all those times you were a good friend that make it seem like we had a relationship that was more than friends. Not to mention I want to thank all the yaoi fangirls for taking the kiss and the serious friendship moments seriously and forming them into lover moments. I wouldn't have recieved this award without you guys. I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!! -audience claps-
6) Gay people are always girly and happy while emo people are sad and angsty. Well, I'm both so I'M MULTI-TALENTED!!!!
7)-Doing the Chicken Dance-I don't want to be a chicken, I don't want to be a duck, so I'll change my hair!!!
8)-During Preliminaries-
Sasuke: HEY EVERYONE!!!! I HAVE ESP!!!!
Naruto: That explains a lot.
Sakura: NARUTO, THAT MEANS HE'S PSYCHIC!!!!
Naruto: Cool!!! Predict something!!!
Sasuke: Okay!!! -sticks tongue out and crosses his eyes- Kiba, you're going to need this. -Hands Kiba a Febreze bottle-
Kiba????????????????????
9) I never wanted to be a ninja, I've always wanted to be a Power Ranger!!!! Especially the pink one.
10)-Naruto sprays a bottle of Ax on himself-
Naruto: Ah. I hope Sakura likes it.
-Sasuke walks by, stops and smirks-
Sasuke: Bom-chicka-woh-wom, chicka-chicka-woh-wom, OW!!!!
( A/N: I luv that commercial so f-u-n-n-i! )
A/N: ( IMPORTANT ) Yeah it wasn't long but I don't feel inspired. I am thinking of doing an ask a Naruto Questionaire, so PLZ ASK QUESTIONS!!!! Oh, and dark-emo-gal thank you for the suggestions! I'm thinking of an Avatar thing, I don't watch the Simpsons though. To Uchiha Nara, sorry, I'm a retard, what's a Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader thing? OH YEAH, AND YOU CAN SUBMIT IDEAS TOO!!!! Hopefully I can think of something. R&R PLZ PLZ PLZ!!!!