Ni hao China.
It has been a long time since we met. Well actually no, it has'nt, but it's a nice way to say hello yes?
Anyway, I must say, there are a lot of your people who are coming over and staying and as much as I try, they are starting to really freak out my people. Perhaps a little less inflow would be nice?
People are starting to be xenophobic and complain about you and your migraters. And if there is one thing my people love to do, it's complain. So you can be sure there is a lot of them. Just to help you understand how it has been, I have sent a few letters of complaint against you people. Dont worry, I already proof-read them and made sure to bleep out the offensive parts for those that are not politically correct.
I hope you can understand my pain... And help do something about it. Like less bombardment of your people. Or at least giving me people who know haow to speak English. Wah, si bei sien you know wan handle them!
Anyway, reply soon!
Best regards,
Republic of Singapore
Ni Hao Singapore!
It has been a while! I haven't received much contact from you aru. How have you been?
Is it true that my people have been doing such things? I shall ask my boss to note about this problem later. Please give me a week aru.
AIYAHH! There are so many complaints aru! I can't believe I didn't see this sooner! The problem has gone far worse than I thought. Like I said, I'll try to convince my boss to do something.
In the meantime, I'll be sending in a couple of my best English interpreters. Please expect them to reach you in about three days aru.
Distraught! China