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Warning: OOCness and bad grammer

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"talking"

thoughts

narrator

STUCK! 3

-click-

"Where are we? -looks in mirror- OH great, I'm a goddamn ugly hooker!!!" Nejan said. "Uh, no Neji, You're Megan from Family Guy." (A/N: No, I do not hate Megan. )Paruto said. "Which show are we on now?" Gaarie asked. "We're on Family Guy. Okay, Neji's Megan, Gaara, you're Stewie, I'm Peter, Lee's Lois, Hinata's Brian, and Sasuke's Chris." Paruto said. "So what do we do now?" Brinata asked. "GGgggrrrrrr..." Paruto's stomach growled. "I'm gonna grab a bite to eat." Paruto said as he went into the kitchen. "Guys, we're out of ramen so let's get some more." Paruto said as he rejoined his friends.

AT THE MARKET

"Come get our famous Chicken Bucket where our chickens are actually cooked." a guy in a chicken suit said as he held up a sign. "You sir, come try our Chicken Bucket." the guy in a chicken suit who will now be referred as GIACS said to Paruto. "We're only here for ramen." Paruto said. "Here's a coupon for ramen." GIACS said. "Thanks!!!" Paruto said.

"Naruto-kun, are you sure you can afford all THAT ramen?" Brinata asked as Paruto loaded the shopping cart with 10,000 cups of ramen. "Don't worry Hinata, I got a coupon, now let's go." Paruto said as they went to the cashier. "Sir, that'll be $5000." the cashier lady said. "Oh, I got a coupon." Paruto said as he handed the coupon. "Sir, this coupon expired."

"SONOFA-" Next thing GIACS knew, he was tackled by Paruto. Paruto punched GIACS's face left and right, left and right, left and right until GIACS kicked Paruto into a shelf and held him there. GIACS then took Paruto's hair into his hand and started to bang Paruto's head until he bled. Paruto broke free of GIACS's grasp and broke GIACS's nose. Paruto then pushed the GIACS down and smeared his bloody face all over the floor. The GIACS grabbed hold of Paruto's hand and threw him out the store's window. Paruto landed in a truck as the GIACS jumped in also to finish the job. GIACS pulled out a gleaming knife and aimed it for Paruto's head had it not been that Paruto rolled his head to the side. Paruto took ahold of the knife and used it to stab GIASC. Once Paruto was done and actually paying attention to where he was, he saw he was in a truck with the truck driver staring at him. "You saw nothing." Paruto said as he jumped off the truck.

"See, Naruto won. You guys owe me ten bucks." Leeis said as Nejan, Gaarie, and Chrisuke handed Leeis their money. "Naruto-kun, was that really necessary? Just for an expired coupon?" Brinata asked. "Yes, because in this show, they take it seriously." Paruto said. "GGggrrrrr..." said Paruto's stomach. "Aw man, I still haven't eaten anything yet." Paruto groaned as he and his friends started walking along town. "Hey look Naruto-kun, there's a job for taste-testing different types of ramen." Brinata said as she pointed to a 'Help Wanted' sign. "Alright!!! A lunch I get paid for for eating!!! Let's go!!!" Paruto said as they went inside.

"I got the job!!!" Paruto exclaimed in joy.

And so, Paruto was paid to eat his favorite meal, ramen. Paruto loved every second of his job. Even though he has a humongous head, webbed feet, and a snout because of the mutant flavored ramen. He remembers nothing due to the amnesia flavored ramen.

Chrisuke went on a killing rampage because people would not stop calling him a fatso, a lard butt, fatty fat fat McFatty, and so on.

Nejan decided to be what he looked like, a hooker. He has slept with 109 guys so far.

Leeis decided to use his incredible gambling skills to win a lot of money. He is now a billionaire.

Gaarie got jealous of Leeis's money and fullfilled his character, by trying to murder Leeis in order to inherit the money. Leeis is unaware of these attempted murders and he is still living.

Brinata decided to learn how to make ramen so Paruto would not kill anymore GIACSs. She succeeded but Paruto does not remember who she is.

-credits-

THE END OF THIS CHAPTER

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