Remus was surprised at the sudden guest.
Snape was red in the face, and breathing heavily.
"Uhh...Proffesor?" Remus said quietly.
Snape responded with a high pitched cackle. "KEKEKEKEKEKEK...hack, cough cough."
Remus was getting really worried if this was caused by all of the torture the Marauders did to him.
"Finially! I waited for this night!" Snape said, in a voice that was quite unlike his. "Uhhh...you waited all this time to be in a dirty old shack with 2 werewolves?" Asked Lupin causually.
"NO!" Screamed Snape. "I waited to get you two mutts to the castle, and to expose you for what you are! KEKEKEKEKEKEKE!" He cackled.
Lupin was looking oddly at his colliege.
"What do you mean, Severous?" He asked inoccently.
"I mean, I will finially get you back for what you did to me! I will take you to the castel, and everyone will know that there 'Favorite' and 'Amazing' Professor Lupin is a bloody WEREWOLF!" Lupin frowned.
Remus was spacing out. "Dude." He said to Snape, unaware of what he was trying to do. "You really need some shampoo."
Lupin looked down at his younger self. "You do realize he is trying to expose us, right?"
Remus was then jolted back to reality. "Hes doing WHAT!" He screamed.
Snape cackled some more. "Yes! And, they will know that young Remus here is a time-traveler! I plan to paralyze you, and bring you to the castel! PETRIFIS TOTA..."
But before Snape could finish the spell, Sirius and James came bursting into the room, knocking Snape over.
"REMUS! Are you ok? We saw that little slimeball get into the willow, and wondered if you needed our help!" Said Sirius out of breath.
"We are fine. But I don't know if Snape is." Lupin said.
Snape was ok, because just then, he shot up from the ground, and shot a spell at James, who dodged. Then, an all out spell war ensued.
Remus sighed as a spell got shot over his head. He sat down next to Lupin, offered him some more chocolate, and they just sat there and watched.
They never even noticed the full moon that shown through the old windows.
This chapter goes to FriendofLuna, who is currently looking at Remus Lupins facebook next to me. She came up with the idea of a lunatic snape, which we don't see enough :-D It was fun writing this, and if you think THIS is good, wait till snape meets the guys in the white coats HINT HINT.