A/N: Sorry I took so long. I felt very lazy. Hey! You shouldn't blame me! It's summer! Time to update!!! Okay, -spins wheel-...-Stops on Naruto Char. Stuck In Tv-. Looks like I'm doing another one. Okay, let's go!!!
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, then I wouldn't be here would I? In other words, I do not own anything.
Warning: Bad grammer, OOCness, and mutant purple monkeys trying to take over the world. Okay, I made up the third one but you just wait. You'll all see.
Stuck! 4
Water...
Earth...
Fire...
Air...
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony but everything changed when the fire nation attacked us because all of the nations' leaders kicked the fire lord's butt in Super Smash Brothers and stole his pocky without asking. Only this guy with a long beard who already mastered the four elements could save us but when we needed him the most, he got himself fired by asking for a bigger role in the show. 100 years passed and my brother, who looks nothing at all like me, and I met the new hired Avatar, an idiot named Aaruto. He has no respect, lacks skills and knowledge, and has a knack for getting in trouble. He has a lot of learning to do before he can save the world that he's destined to do, but I believe...
that we're all doomed.
Book 2: Earth Chapter 8: The Chase
Previously, on Avatar:
Azula: If I want to catch my prey, I have to be nimble and quick. I'll need a small and elite team.
Tophinata: I can't see a thing!! Now I'm actually blind!! Well, at least people will be correct when they mistake me for a blind girl.
Sasuko: Lee? Dang, you sure did gain some weight. I'm sorry but I can't be seen with you. It's not me, it's you. So bye.
"Guys? Oof!! Gomen." Tophinata said as she bumped into Appa. "Hinata!! What's wrong?" Katari said as she grabbed hold of Tophinata. "I can't see." Tophinata replied. "NARUTO!!! WHAT KIND OF SICK SHOW IS THIS WHERE A BLIND GIRL AND A COUPLE OF KIDS ARE STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE???!!!!" Katari asked as Aaruto looked down from Appa. "Okay you guys, we're in Avatar: The Last Airbender. Hinata is Toph. Toph is a blind girl who can move rocks or something. Neji, you're Katara, she's a girl who can control water. Gaara is Sokka, he doesn't do anything cool except he uses weapons. I'm the Avatar, and if you want to know more about the avatar, see the introduction above. We're traveling for me to master elements." Aaruto explained.
"Well, what are we suppose to do now?" Gaakka asked. "Okay, well Appa's shedding so that means that we're in The Chase where these crazy girls are chasing after us so we get no sleep." Aaruto said as he observed. "Sounds like my typical life." Katari and Gaakka said. "This thing's fur is obviously giving off a trail so we should clean off all the hair that could fall." Katari said. "Okay, one, that thing's name is Appa and two, we can't because that's the third part of the episode so if we did that, it'll speed up the episode where it won't last 30 minutes." Aaruto said.
"So?" Gaakka asked. "So...you know what? Screw this, let's just do it." Aaruto said as they gave Appa a bath. "Okay, now let's fly!!! Yip Yip!!!" Aaruto said as Appa took off. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tophinata, Katari, and Gaakka screamed as Aaruto laughed manically. "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!" "UP UP AND AWAY!!!" "OOMPAH, ARIEL, WE RIDE!!!" Aaruto screamed. "No wonder his catch phrase sucks so much." Katari whispered. "Naruto, why isn't the episode going any faster?" Gaakka asked as Aaruto looked around. "We have to fight." Aaruto said as he landed Appa near the rural ghosttown.
"Hinata, you're blind so stay here." Katari said as Tophinata nodded. "Okay, so what now? Where are the opponents?" Gaakka asked. "Eh, we're suppose to wait for them and be all western like when they show like when two cowboys are having a showdown." Aaruto said. "There you are. You thought you could give us the slip? I didn't think so." Azula said as Ty Lee and Mai were in tow. 'Oh yeah, since we didn't go seperate ways, we didn't get the chance to defeat the two...fuck. Well, at least it's still just three on three. Wait, Zuko's going to be here!!! Double fuck!!!' Aaruto thought as Sasuko jumped out of nowhere.
"How did I get here?" Sasuko asked as Mai blushed. "Zuzu, so nice to see you." Azula said. "Sasuke!!!" Aaruto screamed in relief to see a friend. "Naruto? Where are we? Who are we?" Sasuko asked. "Ignoring me eh? You dropping your guard will be your downfall." Azula whispered as she, Ty Lee, and Mai charged off. "I'll explain later, just watch out!!!" Aaruto screamed as Sasuko dodged the blue bolt headed towards him. Even though they couldn't do jutsus, had none of their shurikens or kunais, and couldn't summon any chakra, Aaruto, Katari, Gaakka, and Sasuko were holding up against the three girls pretty well. Thank god for ninja taijutsu!!!
"SASUKE!! WE'RE IN THE SHOW CALLED AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER!!! YOU'RE ZUKO, A GUY WHO HAS ABANDONMENT ISSUES AND A OL' NASTY EYE!!! QUICK EVERYONE!!! YOU HAVE POWERS, USE THEM!!! NEJI, USE YOUR WATER POUCH!!!" Aaruto screamed/explained.
Katari got the water pouch from her side after she dodged all of Ty Lee's attacks and was at a safe distance. "WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH THIS THING????!!!!" Katari said as she attempted to whack Ty Lee with the pouch. "NO!!! USE THE WATER IN THE POUCH!!! YOU CAN BEND THE WATER!!!" Aaruto screamed as he ran from Azula. Katari took her pouch and bent it. "THAT WAS COMPLETELY USELESS!!!" Katari screamed. "NO!!! CONCENTRATE AND YOU CAN MOVE THE WATER!!!" So Katari started to concetrate hard on the water as Ty Lee headed towards her.
Katari concetrated harder as Ty Lee came closer.
Harder...Closer.
Harder...Closer.
Harder...Closer. (A/N: This sounds perverted doesn't it?)
"Aw, screw it." Katari said as she splashed the water contents into Ty Lee's eyes. "AH!! WATER!!! MY ONE WEAKNESS!!! HELP!! I'M MELTING!!! I'M MELTING!!! WHAT A WORLD!!!! Ty Lee screamed. (A/N: No, I'm not a Ty Lee hater. )"Uh no, you're not." Mai said as she threw arrows at Gaakka. "Oh..." Ty Lee said as she stared at herself to see she was not melting. BONK!!! Everything went black for Ty Lee as Katari whacked her water pouch on Ty Lee's head. "GAARA!!! YOU HAVE WEAPONS!!" Aaruto screamed as Gaakka searched himself to find his club.
"HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO CRUSH SOMEONE WITH THIS THING???!!!" Gaakka asked. Gaakka shrugged as he threw his club at Mai only for her to catch it easily. "...That sucks." Gaakka said as he continued running from the weapon wielding woman.
Naruto's Apartment
"Man, they're being owned by those chicks." I said as I watched the fight. "Here's Naruto's apartment." I heard a voice which belonged to Sakura said as I turned off the television and hightailed it out of there. "That's weird, they're not here." Sakura said as she observed the empty apartment. "Oooh! Hey Sakura, Flavor of Love is on!" A blonde blue-eyed girl squealed as she looked at the clock. "Oooh! C'mon, let's go watch." Sakura replied with a huge smile on her face. So, Sakura and Ino flew onto the couch and turned on the T.V. to VH1.
"No way am I watching a show where bitchy girls fight over a player." a girl with brown buns and a pink chinese shirt said as she grabbed the remote. "Besides, Futurama's on." "No way!!! Let's watch South Park!!!" A boy with a dog by his side and two triangles on his face said as he snatched the remote only for it to be snatched by a girl with four pigtails and a gigantic fan. "You guys are acting so immature. We're going to watch Yu Yu Hakusho."
"PUH-LEASSSSSSSEEEEEEEE!!!"
"YEAH RIGHT!!!"
"FLAVOR OF LOVE!!!"
"SOUTH PARK!!!"
"FUTURAMA!!!"
"YU YU HAKUSHO!!!"
The girls and boy shouted as they fought over the remote. Not seeing their friends in the television as the fighting caused the television to switch channels.
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Pumsuke spitted on New Neji. "WHAT THE -bleep- WAS THAT FOR???!!!" "No clue."
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Bartsuke: Eat my shorts.
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Benji: Bite my shiny metal hair!!
Ny: It's not that shiny.
Benji: -his hair shines a bright light-
Ny: Okay, maybe it is.
-click-
Nerama: Hey wait...-looks at his new red hair- whoever this person is...has prettier hair than me...-evil voice- HE MUST DIE!!!
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Kensuke: -sitting in a go-cart- ( everything Kensuke say is going to be muffled)"Hey Naruto, why am I sitting in a go-cart?"
Nyle: Oh no.
Kensuke: -go cart moves behind- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! -go cart hits a bump on a road- WHOA!! WHY THE FU& CAN'T I GET OUT???!!!! -goes through trees and out- OH SHI$ A BOULDER!!! -go cart hits boulder where it lands upside down on some train tracks- -Kensuke gets up and dusts himself- Holy sh!t I can't believe I'm alive! -Kensuke gets run over by a train-
Leestan: Oh my God, they've killed Sasuke.
Nyle: You bastards!!!
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Brainsuke: "Okay, where are we now?"
Ninky: "We're in Pinky and the Brain."
Brainsuke: "So what are we suppose to do?"
Ninky: "The same thing every night, try to rule the world."
Brainsuke: "But we don't try to rule the world."
Ninky: "In this show, we do."
Theme Song: Pinky and the Brain. They're Pinky and the Brain. One is a genius, the other's insane.
Brainsuke: -smirks- Well, we know whose the genius between us.
Ninky: How do you know it's not me.
Brainsuke: ...XD -dies laughing-
Ninky: Oh my God! I killed Sasuke! I'm a- oh wait- we're not in South Park."
They're laboratory mice. Their genes have been spliced.
Ninky: But I don't wear jeans, and they're not cut.
They're Pinky... They're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
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-spins wheel- Lands on Naruto Questionaire- ChangeoFHeArt: "Okay, so that means I'm going to have the Naruto characters answer questions. Send in your questions in your reviews!!! And make sure you don't be mean or humiliate Hinata. She's my favorite.
Hinata: Um...thank you?
Sasuke: What about me?
ChangeoFHeArt: Oh yeah, toture Sasuke as much as possible.
Sasuke: HEY!!
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Bob Saget: And our third contestant is..."A Kid Hit By A Train."
-We see Kensuke in the go-cart- False voice to make things funny(aka FVTMTF) I wonder if I can make this thing work. -The go-cart moves through and out of some trees, hits a boulder, and lands on some train tracks- FVTMTF: Oh I hope I don't get hit by a train. -train runs over Kensuke- FVTMTF: Too late. -audience roars with laughter-
Leestan: Oh my God, they videotaped Sasuke's death.
Nyle: Those bastards!
Gaartman: (thinks: I wonder if they're willing to make a copy of that. -smirks- )
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THE END OF THIS CHAPTER
A/N: Okay, I think I'm good for now. Hope you all like it! I hope it's funny, I'm not all that good with comedy but you know what they say, "Dying is easy, comedy is hard." I mean, you can just easily stab or shoot yourself and pfft you're dead but if you try to make a joke, other people might not think it's so funny or creative. So...yeah...R&R PLZ!!