Dear Mr. Nya Nya Yao Guy,
I DON'T CARE. I HAVE UR NAME IN THERE SOMEWHERE.
Anyways, YOU CAN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? Why so? You're very weird when it comes to the subject. If you brought you and the rest of the male countries to Gensokyo, you could all probably get a girlfriend! My country has only women, very very very WEIRD. But you can't in there anyway, There's a border.
Well, I was talking with a friend, and she said that Bree is probably some creepy guy PRETENDING TO BE A PANDA. AKA. RUSSIA. Well, I don't know if I were to agree.
Pandas, are definently not as cute as Hakutakus. Panda topping a hakuta- OH WAIT THAT WOULD GET ME A SLAP ON THE HEAD WITH A WOK. :/ not fun.
Well Mr. Nya Nya Yao Guy, I hope you get a girlfriend named Ke- UM. no one in particualr. C:
Sincerely,
Kamiko/Genoskyo.
Ni Hao, Kamiko/Genoskyo!
I can't have a girlfriend aru! That's forbidden love over here aru!
As a nation, I cannot be seducing girls here and there aru!
W-who knows if Bree may be Russia? Although she herself doesn't give off that feeling aru. So she can't be Russia aru. *checks over his shoulder for anything suspicious*
YES YOU BETTER NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY PANDAS ARU. WHO KNOWS WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN WHEN MR. NYA NYA-
DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO SHOW SOME RESPECT ARU?
AND WHO IS THIS KEINE ARU? I DEMAND SOME EXPLANATION!
Anxious! China
A/N: Sorry for that! You see, China likes it if you showed some respect in your letters. But I say: HELL, THAT'S WHAT THIS FANFICTION IS ALL ABOUT! You get a thumbs up! :D