A/N: Hi!! Me, again! Sorry I took so long and I want to thank all those who have read and reviewed my story. It's time to spin the wheel! -spins wheel- -lands on The REAL Reason They...- Okay! Let's GO!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this chapter except for the plot and story.
Warning: OOCness, bad grammer, and this chapter's pretty short.
talking
television talking
thoughts
flashback
THE REAL REASON ITACHI KILLED HIS CLAN
It was a bright and sunny morning. The sun was shining and the birds were dead, thanks to Uchiha Itachi. Hey, they were being annoying. What with the chirping while he was having his beauty sleep. Once the birds were dead and silent, Itachi went back to sleep, but not for long. "Itachi! Wake up! It's time to walk Sasuke to school!" His mother, Mikoto annouced perky and chipper as she barged into Itachi's room and opened his blinds.
"Why can't you do it?" Itachi asked. "Itachi. It's important for you to spend some quality time with your brother since you're always busy with your missions and whatnot and what better way than to walk him to school?" Mikoto explained as Itachi groaned in annoyance. "How is she related?" "No." Itachi responded flat out as he hid under his covers. "What did you say..." Mikoto asked in an icy tone. "I said-" Itachi started but stopped dead in his tracks as he saw his mother giving him a death glare, but not just any death glare, it was the famous Uchiha Death Glare.
"I said I'll walk Sasuke to school." Itachi answered quickly as his mother's glare turned into a face full of sunshine. "Now I remember how she's related." "That's what I thought you said. Sasuke! Itachi's walking you to school!" Mikoto yelled out for her youngest son. Next thing Itachi knew, a little boy, the age of eight, with the same hair and eye color as him except his hair was spiked out in the back jumped onto to his sensitive area. "Nii-san! I'm ssssssssssssssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy you're walking me to school today!!!! Huh? Itachi, why are tears coming out of your eyes?"
''Because you landed on my fuc-" "Ahem!" Itachi started but was interupted by his mother. "I mean, I'm just so happy that I'm walking you to school today." "Oh! I'm happy to walk with you too Nii-san." Sasuke said. "Well then, Sasuke-chan, I've already packed your lunch on the counter so I'll be seeing you." Mikoto said as she left the room. "Is that a lemonade you got there?" Itachi asked as he eyed the drink Sasuke was holding. "Mm-hmm." Sasuke said as he drank his drink. "Give it to me and get out." Itachi demanded.
"Okay Nii-san, I'll wait for you downstairs. I love you!" "Okay, thanks." Itachi said as if it didn't mean anything at all to him. But Sasuke didn't mind as he closed the door. Itachi then walked to his window, opened it, and poured the liquid contents out of his window, saving the ice. Once he was done, he stretched the front of his pants, giving him a clear view of his boxers and legs. Then he poured the ice in there. Itachi gave out a sigh of relief.
Once Itachi dropped Sasuke off at school and returned home, he threw himself on the couch. "Okay, what's on?" Itachi said as he clicked the remote to turn the television on. "God, that guy is ugly!" Itachi exclaimed in disgust.
"So, is this ah, is this the part where you guys have your way with me." asked a 'boy' sporting brown hair, glasses, and yellow lacey pajamas seductively to the burglar next to 'him'. "What?" questioned the burglar. "You know, where I'm helpless and you guys take turns. You know?" the 'boy responded. "OH NO!!! OH GOD!!! OH NO!!! NO NO NO!!!" the burglar cried out in complete and other disgust. "What'd she say?" a background voice asked which showed there was other burglars. "She asked if we were going to have our way with her!" the burglar with the 'boy' replied. "EW!" the background voice shouted.
"Whoa...that guy is actually a girl???!!!!" Itachi said in astonishment.
"No! Seriously I won't scream or anything!" the girl said as she pulled the burglar close to her as she puckered her lips. "NO! I-I-I no sale!" the burglar said strictly as he pushed the girl away. "COME ON! I'M PRETTY!" the girl shouted as she jumped on top of the burglar.
"That girl must be either delusional or there are no mirrors in that house." Itachi stated as he watched the burglar scream in horror as he ran behind another burglar. 'That girl was so desperate to get raped. I wouldn't be surprised if she traveled all the way to Japan just to get a date.' Itachi thought as he got himself some dango and went back to the couch. DING DONG! Itachi placed his dango away and answered the door to shriek in terror. "Hi! I have a school dance coming and no one will go with me so I went all the way here. So what do you say?" the girl in the television asked. "Hold on one moment." Itachi said as he slammed the door.
"Oh Kami, if you love me...you'll make her go away." Itachi prayed as he opened the door to see her still standing there. "Damn! Okay, maybe if I wait. She'll get the message and go away." Itachi said to himself. 5 hours later... "I'M NOT GOING AWAY UNTIL YOU SAY YES!" the girl shouted. "Shit! Okay, time for Plan B: Kill her." Itachi said as he peeked out. "No, too many witnesses. Do I invite her in and then kill her? OH GOD NO! Inviting a rapist? That'd be more idiotic than the time I caught Sasuke with his secret and he tried to pathetically lie about it.
FLASHBACK
Itachi was searching for his anti-wrinkle cream because he was worried that he has such wrinkles at such a young age. The only room he hasn't search was his brother's room. "Sasuke! Have you seen my 'special' cream." Itachi asked as he barged in because he didn't feel like knocking. "..." Itachi stared as he watched Sasuke, in a blue dress, having a tea party with Mikoto's dolls that she bought because she wanted a girl. Man, was she disappointed.
"Uh, would you believe me if I told you that what you were seeing was just a dream?"
END FLASHBACK
Time for Plan C: Tell her you're busy. "Doing what?" "You know, missions and stuff." "Really? I stol- I mean, borrowed the Hokages schedule for all ninjas here and you're free for the whole week." "I DO TOO have something to do!" Itachi countered. "Like what?" "Hold on, give me a moment to think." Itachi said as he went inside to pace. "What do I do? What do I do? I know! Television will have the answer!" Itachi said as he turned on the television.
"So, what do you say?" the girl outside of Itachi's doorstep asked. "Um, could you give me a second?" a boy asked as he shut the door. BANG BANG could be heard from the house as the boy came out crying. "-sob-Sorry, I have to attend my brother's funeral."
"THAT'S IT! Oh, wait, my brother's at school. Hm...I guess my family will have to do."
A/N: And THAT is why Itachi's family is dead. Sasuke is an avenger, is a bastard, and left to Orochimaru. All because of Meg. Sorry I took so long to update! PLZ R&R PLZ PLZ PLZ!!!