A/N: I felt inspired and excited to do this chapter so let's go!!! -spins wheel- -lands on Naruto Char.'s Answering Machine- Oh so cool! A new one! Let's see whose answering machine should we stea-I mean borrow. Borrowing was what I meant. -spins character wheel- -lands on Kiba- Okay! Let's see what kind of messages would our lovable dog boy and his friends would leave.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Kiba's answering machine...I'll give it back.
Warning: Contains stupidity that will make the viewer lose 10 IQ points. It's been scientifically proven. This chapter also contains OOCness and bad grammer.
kRaZy: Aww...mii poor Kiba!!
KIBA'S ANSWERING MACHINE
-BEEP- Kiba: Hey! You've reached the Inuzuka house with Kiba and Akamaru here! Akamaru: Arf Arf! Kiba: Nobody's home right now to answer any of your calls. So you're suppose to leave a message after the beep. We are probably on a mission, vacation, or anywhere else. Akamaru: Ruff ruff ruff! Kiba: -snickers- Yeah, or Hana could be staring at the mirror, putting on makeup for hours. I don't know why she even bothers. She's still gonna look like an ugly troll. -snickers- Hana: I HEARD YOU SAYING MY NAME!! WHAT DID YOU SAY??!!! Kiba: Um...nothing, just saying...um...that me, you, mom, or anyone else isn't home right now? Yeah, sure, let's go with that! Hana: Hmmm...okay but don't take too long with the message, there's a limit okay?" Kiba: 'Kay, sis...man, that was a close one. Akamaru: Ruff! Ruff! Kiba: Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me Akamaru.
Kiba: If you're these specy- no wait, that's not right, what I meant to say was spec-something people later in this message, I have a couple of messages for you.
If you're Hinata: Hinata, I'm hiding in a cave southwest of Konoha. You know, the one with the sign, "Kiba's Kave" on it after I placed the message in this phone. Make sure you don't tell Shino where I'm hiding. Me and Naruto um, 'accidently' crushed all his sunglasses, replaced his clothes with tutus, and sprayed bug spray and paint all over his house and him. Could you deliver breakfast, lunch, and dinner to me until Shino cools down or until the next 5 years? Okay? Thanks!
If you're Naruto: Kyuubi, I got the egg cartons for the T. P. on the Avenger's house. I'll meet you on my east side of the Avenger's house at 1:00 am.
If you're Shino: Um, uh, this isn't Kiba or my-I mean, his house. This...is...Sasuke. Yeah, let's go with that. Hn. Yeah, and I'm an avenger. I hate my family because they killed Itachi. WAIT!! LET ME TRY THAT AGAIN!!!! -BEEP-
"Um, that was...interesting. Oh, he has four messages. Now let's play his messages." I said as I pressed the button.
-BEEP- July 20th, 2:09 pm -BEEP- Hinata: Kiba, you just...oh, nevermind. Don't worry Kiba, maybe I can talk to Shino about this to let you live. -BEEP-
-BEEP- July 21th, 12:38 am -BEEP- Naruto: Dog Boy you idiot! You were suppose to get toilet paper to T. P. Sasuk-I mean, the Avenger's house. I was suppose to bring the eggs. Ah well, maybe we can just settle for just egging. Okay, so it's settled then. We'll meet on your east side of the Avenger's house. -BEEP-
-BEEP- July 23th, 6:45 pm -BEEP- Shino: ...revenge will soon be miiinnee... -BEEP-
-BEEP- July 24th 2:58 pm -BEEP- Sasuke: Okay, one, it's the other way around. Two, you have a brain the size of a raisin. Three, I do NOT sound like that. Four, I'm going to kill you for that prank. And fifth, this is what YOU sound like: My name's Kiba. I think my directions of north, south, west, and east change if I change the way I'm facing. I have a hydrant in my bathroom which I pee on with one leg standing up. I use to f--k dogs until I met Hinata. Now I just masturbate furiously to any pictures I find of her. Naruto: Oh god that is just plain sick!!! Sakura: NO SASUKE!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE THINGS I'M HEARING!!! Ino: Oh my Lord!!! -THUD- Kakashi: -sniff- -sniff- My Sasuke is growing up. -sniff- But I still can't believe you pee with one leg standing up and that you use to f--k dogs. Sasuke: What the hell are you all doing in my house???!!!! Naruto: We broke in to celebrate your birthday. But now we're all scarred for life thanks to you. Seriously, just when you thought you knew a guy. Sasuke: My birthday was YESTERDAY!!! Kakashi: Not to mention you scared Hinata over here. Sasuke: Hinata, I can ex- WAIT DON'T RUN!!! COME BACK!!! Kurenai/Neji/Shino: STAY AWAY FROM HER YOU SICK FREAK!!! ( fighting noises ) -BEEP-
ChangeoFHeArt: "Okay...TUNE IN NEXT TIME!!! BYE BYE!!!"
THE END OF THIS CHAPTER
A/N: Will Sasuke ever tell Hinata his side of the story? Will Kiba ever live? Who am I going to toture next? Stay tuned. I hoped you liked it even though it was pretty short and not that much funny. R&R PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ!!!!! And ask questions in your reviews because I'm thinking of doing a Naruto Questionaire next time.