Dear Mr. China,
Yep, I am one of those western states, the fourth biggest out of all the states, in land mass anyways...
Daddy knows he owes you money, I have attempted many times to get him to pay back all of his debts, but he just keeps putting more stress on the economy.
Sincerely,
Montana AKA Melora R. Jones
Ni Hao, Montana!
I understand. *checks map of the world next to him*
That America doesn't know what to do nowadays aru.
If he can't pay back the debt, my boss won't be happy.
Let's say, you won't see me again aru. *gulps*
But luckily, I haven't told him aru. All foreign relations belong to me aru.
China