A/N: Time to spin the wheel again! -spins wheel- -lands on Naruto World MeSsEd UP- R&R PLZ PLZ PLZ!!!
HUGE WARNING: OOCNESS!!!!! and bad grammer and a couple of one sided pairings and that's it I swear. And if you find this messed up, tttttthhhhhhheeeeeennnnn look above!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
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Directions: Read names backwards to find out what character it is. Why? CAUSE IT'S A MESSED UP NARUTO WORLD!!!!
Oturan: Episode 1
"And that, brats, basically covers chakra control." Akuri scowled at his students. "Akuri, Ekusas is faking a suicidal attempt on the mountain that all the Hokages enslaved us to imprint their faces in again." A random dude said as he entered. "YES!!! WITH HIM GONE, THAT MEANS ONE LESS STUDENT TO TEACH!!! Come on class, let's see if he's ACTUALLY going to kill himself." Akuri said as the class filed out of the classroom.
AT THE MOUNTAIN WITH FACES ON IT
"I SWEAR!!! I'M GOING TO DO IT!!!" Ekusas yelled as he held a gun next to his head. "Woot!!! Do it!!!" All the villagers cried. "BY ANY CHANCE, IS ATANIH AGUUYH IN THAT CROWD???!!!!" Ekusas asked as the crowd searched. "YEAH!!! SHE AND A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE JUST ARRIVED!!!" INNER EKUSAS: YES!!! THIS IS MY CHANCE TO IMPRESS HER WITH MY EMONESS!!! "NNNNNNNOOOOO!! DON'T DO IT EKUSAS-KUN!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!"
"WAS THAT YOU ATANIH-CHAN??!!!!" Ekusas asked as he looked over the mountain's edge. INNER EKUSAS: -jumping around and giggling like a school girl- I KNEW SHE LOVED ME!!! "NO!! IT'S ME!!! OTURAN!!!" INNER EKUSAS: DAMN!!! "OKAY!!! GOODBYE WORLD!!! I'M GOING TO MISS YOU AND ALL THE LIVING CREATURES AND NATURE BEAUTIES THAT YOU'VE CREATED AND THE PEOPLE!!! OKAY, HERE GOES!!!! 10!!...9!!!...8!!! 8 and a half!!!!- "OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS LIVING!!! JUST DO IT ALREADY!!!!"
"WAIT!!! We can't have Ekusas kill himself." Uramahonok, the hokage, said as he came out of nowhere into the crowd. "Why not?!" Akuri asked as he started to cry to the thought of Ekusas staying alive. "Because he is going to have a fortune with a lot of zeros after a bigger number inherited by the age of 18. If he kills himself before 18, that money goes to his whole family but killed AFTER 18, the money goes to the whole village." Uramahonok stated as the villagers started to share glances and then started to yell at Ekusas to NOT kill himself.
"Atanih!! You have to stop Ekusas from killing himself so I can finally afford that My Little Pony full-collection set!! Akuri said as he started to shake Atanih. Atanih grabbed Akuri's hands and squeezed them so hard that you could practically hear the cracking of the bones. "Don't touch me." Atanih stated icily as she started to jump from cliff to cliff until she reached the top of the Mount Rushmore rip off. 'She's sssssssooooooo cool.' the boys thought as they watched Atanih jump.
"Ekusas, quit acting like an emo-wannabe. It's not going to make me fall in love with you." Atanih said. Ekusas gave out a whiny sound as he lowered the gun. INNER EKUSAS: I'LL NEVER GIVE UP ON YOU ATANIH-CHAN!!! I KNOW THAT YOU'RE JUST SHY!! CHA!!! "Okay everybody no suicide attempt here. Leave." Uramahonok said as he shooed everyone away.
"This was a complete waste of my time and life." "What life? We're all just background characters so it'll look like the main characters aren't the only people in this whole village. We don't even have names." "-sniff- -sniff- Did you HAVE to remind me that?" "Sorry man."
BACK AT THE CLASSROOM WHICH ONLY APPEARS FOR A FEW EPISODES
"Okay since Ekusas is living right now, that puts me into a crappy mood. So, for the rest of the day, we're going to be bungee jumping off the academy's roof instead of learning." Akuri said as the class groaned. "Man, I can't believe we're not doing any work at all but having fun." Oturan huffed as he pouted and crossed his arms. "Y-yeah, but w-what can we d-do about it Oturan-kun?" Arukas asked softly as she blushed and tapped her two fingers together. "I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to practice my shadow clone jutsu." Oturan said as he started to make handsigns.
"O-oturan-kun, d-don't. You'll get in t-trouble." Arukas warned, but it was too late. Oturan already made a shadow clone and a crappy one at that. "OTURAN!!! EVEN THOUGH THAT IMAGE OF YOU AS A CORPSE SATISFIES ME, YOU'RE STILL GETTING DETENTION FOR TRYING TO LEARN WHEN YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TOO!!!!!" Akuri shouted.
AFTER SCHOOL
"-sigh-Akuri-sensei is mad at me." Oturan said as he felt guilty. "Hey Oturan, I know how to make Akuri forgive you which isn't a plot to get you to steal something so I can have it since I'm not a criminal." Ikuzim said. "Really?! Oh, that'll be great!!! Oturan said as he jumped up and down in joy. "Yeah, all you have to do is steal this ancient scroll that if a culprit, who I'm not, gets their hands on it, they can control the world." Ikuzim told Oturan as he ran off to steal something. "Yep, giving out stolen valuable gifts always settles a feud. Did I mention I'm not a delinquent?" Ikuzim said to no one in particular.
"Akuri!!! Oturan stole the ancient scroll!!" Uramahonok stated. "And?" Akuri asked. "And we want you to go get it." Uramahonok explained. "And I have to do it why?" Akuri asked. "Because if he could get past these trained ninjas, what makes you think they can even find him? And they're lazy." Uramahonok responded. "What if I don't feel like it?" Akuri asked. "Then I'll cut you from receiving Ekusas's fortune so you can never have that My Little Pony Karaoke Machine." "Why didn't you use the same threat on those guys?" "Because they're highly trained ninjas that don't need to waste their time on finding one little punk. Now go." "...Fine."
"Oturan, you have one second to explain yourself before I beat you to a bloody pulp for making me find you in the dead of night." Akuri said. 'HE was looking for ME? Wow!!! He cares about me!!!' 'Hmmm..Do I make his death fast and painful or slow and painful?' "I was stealing this ancient scroll for you. Ikuzim said that this scroll is very powerful and if a bad guy got it, he could rule the world but I don't have to worry about that. Here." Oturan said as he handed the scroll.
'World Domination? MWAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!!!!!' "Oh my God Akuri-sensei, are you alright?" Oturan asked as he saw a huge star shaped thingy sticking out of Akuri's back. "Hmmm...oh, I didn't notice that...OH MY GOD!!!" Akuri shouted in pain. "It's a good thing I showed up on time." Ikuzim said as he jumped down from the tree. "Ikuzim!!! What was that for???!!!!" Oturan asked. "He was planning to rule the world with the scroll. I saw it in his eyes." Ikuzim said. "LIAR!!! AND FOR LYING and almost killing my sensei, I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU TO A BLOODY PULP WITH MY CLONES!!! SHADOW CLONE JUTSU GO!!!" Oturan shouted as hundreds, maybe thousands of Oturans appeared.
"But wait!!! You sucked badly at that jutsu!!!" Ikuzim observed. "I learned how to do clones properly with the scroll and the power of learning!!!" Oturan said as his clones and he started to punch and kick Ikuzim. 'Amazing, if the scroll can make a complete dunce like Oturan learn such a technique. Just think of what it can do for me.' Akuri thought as he enjoyed the show. "I can't believe that Ikuzim would accuse you of dominating the world." Oturan said as he was finished. "Actually Oturan, I do want to dominate the world but since you gave me the scroll that can help me in my plan, I'll kill you last." Akuri said.
"...Okay!!! Good luck in dominating the world!!!" Oturan said as he hugged Akuri.
THE END OF EPISODE 1
A/N: Okay, that was the best I could do. Hope you thought it was funny. R&R PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ !!!! And ask questions in your reviews so I can do an Ask A Naruto Character Anything thing. BYE!!!