A/N: Man, was I not updating for awhile and I just got this account! Anyway, time to spin the wheel! -spins wheel- ...-lands on Love Potion Gone wRoNg!- Hope you enjoy! R&R PLZ PLZ PLZ!!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Warning: MAJOR OOCNESS! crack pairings galore, and a few grammar errors.

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INNER

Love Potion Gone wRoNg! 1

"Hey Sasuke-kun, I was wondering if you um, liked to go on a date with me?" Sakura asked to the brooding Uchiha before her. "No." Sasuke flat out replied as Sakura drooped her head in disappointment. "Oh, okay." "I'll go on a date with you Sakura-chan!" Sakura's other teammate offered. "(Sigh) No thanks Naruto." Sakura said as both she and Naruto sulked in silence which was a miracle to Sasuke's ears.

10 minutes later...

"I WISH SENSEI WOULD BE ON TIME FOR ONCE!!!" Naruto yelled. 'The silence was nice while it lasted...' Sasuke thought in annoyance as he grumbled because of Naruto's outburst.

3 hour later...

"Yo." Kakashi greeted as he poofed out of nowhere. "YOU'RE LATE!" Both Naruto and Sakura shouted in unison like they always did. ( A/N: I guess it's like a Team 7 tradition. ) "Sorry I was late, a man spilled his bag of mirrors on the road and I had to be careful to avoid bad luck." "LIAR!!!" Naruto and Sakura shouted again in unison. ( A/N: Yay! Another Team 7 tradition! ) "Anyways, we don't have training. Bye!" Kakashi said as he left in a puff of smoke.

"Well, with nothing to do, I guess I'll just go train with Tsunade-sama." Sakura said as she left. "Hi Tsunade-sama. Kakashi-sensei canceled training again so I'm here to train with you." "SAKURA! -hic- Glad you're here. -hic- There are some books-hic- I need you to put back on my shelf! -hic-. The fifth Hokage said as she was completely drunk. "Hai Tsunade-sama." Sakura said as she got the stack of books on Tsunade's desk.

'That was the tenth time of the day Sasuke turned me down.' Sakura thought as she placed book after book on the shelf. CHA! YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY! ELEVENTH TIME IS THE CHARM! Inner Sakura yelled. thud! Sakura snapped out of her trance as she realized that she dropped a book. "Oops." Sakura said as she went to pick up the book. WAIT! LOOK AT THE TWO PAGES! Inner Sakura shouted as Sakura observed the opened book.

"Love Potion: Get the One Your Heart Desires..." Sakura read. CHA! THIS COULD BE OUR CHANCE! "No, I shouldn't, that would be like manipulating Sasuke-kun." Sakura said. NO! THINK OF IT AS HELPING SASUKE-KUN DISCOVER HIS TRUE FEELINGS! BESIDES, THIS IS A SIGN SINCE THE BOOK OPENED TO THAT PAGE! "Or a coincidence." Sakura countered.

AAAAAARRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!! THINK! WITH THIS LOVE POTION, SASUKE-KUN WILL BE OURS! JUST THINK! HE'LL SAY, "OH SAKURA! YOUR BEAUTIFUL HAIR IS SO GORGEOUS! I JUST WANT TO RUN MY FINGERS THROUGH IT! "Yeah, that would be kind of nice." Sakura said dreamily. WE COULD EVEN GET A KISS!!!! AAAIIIIEEE!!!!! OKAY! YOU CONVINCED ME!!! I'LL DO IT! ATTA GIRL!

"REMEMBER! MAKE SURE YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON SASUKE-KUN SEES AND HE'LL BE ALL YOURS!" Inner Sakura reminded as Sakura walked towards the bridge that Team 7 would usually wait for their sensei. "Hi Sasuke-kun!" Sakura greeted with extra enthusiam. "HI SAKURA-CHAN!" Sasuke yelled as he gave a huge grin out to the pink kunoichi. Just kidding. I'm pretty sure you ALL know who really said that.

"Oh. Hey Naruto." Sakura said as she turned back to Sasuke. "So Sasuke-kun, it's pretty hot out huh? I brought you this energy drink so it can make you train more than you usually do so you'll get better without having to worry about exhaustion." Sakura said as she offered the drink to the Uchiha avenger. POOF "Don't do it." a little Sasuke appeared on Sasuke's shoulder. "It could be drugged."

"Who're you?" Sasuke whispered. "I'm you're evil self. You know, where you have a little devil and angel self of you appear on your shoulders to help you decide. "One: I already was going to say no. I know that she did spike the drink. Two: Aren't you suppose to have little horns, a tail, and a trident?" "Che. That would make me look ridiculous." "Hn. Good point." POOF "Let me guess, you're the good side of me." "Hn." "Well, what do you got to say?"

"The same thing as the evil side said to you." "And you're suppose to be my good side?" (A/N: Like you ever had a good side.)

"Sasuke-kun?" POOF POOF Sakura asked as Sasuke snapped out of his thoughts and turned his attention to his teammate. "No." Sasuke answered to Sakura's offer as he turned his head in another direction, missing Sakura's vein mark on her head.

"Oh come on Sasuke-kun! This tastes really delicious. In fact! Have some!" Sakura said as she squeezed the bottle, causing it to squirt its contents. THIS IS IT! NOW MAKE SURE YOU'RE IN FRONT OF SASUKE-KUN'S EYESIGHT! CHA! DON'T BLOW THIS! Sakura came back to reality as she turned towards Sasuke to see that her love potion wasn't spilled on the Duck Avenger but instead, (bet you're all in anticipation!)

You're going to see who it is in 5...4...3...2...1 You were counting too fast! Go back and count slowly! Aww...who can blame you? Back to the story.

a log. 'A substitution jutsu?' "If you think you're going to get me to drink that, you're wrong." Sasuke said behind Sakura. DAMN! SO CLOSE! WE'RE GOING TO NEED A PLAN!

NEXT DAY...

"You guys, I'm holding a backyard party so we can keep cool in this hot weather. There will be drinks and sprinklers to keep cool. So make sure you bring your swimsuits." Sakura said on Team 7's usual spot on the bridge. "COOL! Can I invite other people too?" Naruto asked. "Um, sure!" Sakura agreed. POOF "I have a couple of people in mind who I'd like to invite." Kakashi said as he appeared. Ugh. More people?! "Okay, okay. Invite who you like. The party's tomorrow at 12 pm." Sakura informed.

THE PARTY...

"Sasuke-kun...are you ssssuuuurrrrrreeee you don't want to drink some of this delicious punch?" Sakura kept offering to Sasuke. "For the last time, no. Now leave me alone." Sasuke said as his last nerve was being grinded down into dust. "Come on, it's so hot out here. You need to keep yourself cool. This is the point of this party." Sakura tried again for the 125347th time. Just kidding, this is actually her 8th try.

"Hn. Fine." Sasuke said as he took the cup out of Sakura's hand. ABOUT TIME! "Um, aren't you going to leave now? I got the punch, now go." Sasuke said. "Hm? Oh! Um, I'm just making sure you drink all up!" Sakura said as she gave Sasuke a smile. 'Damn. She isn't leaving.' "I need to use the restroom." Sasuke said. "Oh! Inside, two doors down to your right." Sakura said as Sasuke left.

Fffffllllllllllllluuuuuuuuussssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh..."Ah! He's back." "SASUKE-KUN! WHAT A SURPRISE!" "Oh great...INO-PIG! LET GO OF SASUKE-KUN!!!" Sakura screamed at Ino. "I don't want to." Ino said in a childish manner as she held on tighter to Sasuke's arm. "Besides he loves me." "NO HE DOESN'T!" "YES HE DOES!" "NUH-UH!" "UH-HUH!" "BE QUIET! You two are grating on my last nerve."

"I know, let's let Sasuke-kun decide. Sasuke-kun, why don't you take a drink and tell us who you love." Sakura said. "Hn." Sasuke said as he drank his drink as Sakura made sure Sasuke kept on staring at her. GULP "No one." Sasuke said as he left. "But-but-but-the love potion!" LOOK! Sakura turned her attention to see Sasuke standing near a tree. POOF Suddenly, Sasuke disappeared.

'A shadow clone? Then where's the real Sasuke-kun?' LOOK OVER THERE! Sakura turned her attention to the punch bowl to see Sasuke pouring something in it. "NO!" Sakura screamed as she ran over to the punch bowl. 'The love potion's in here. I've got to get rid of it.' Sakura thought as she carried the bowl towards her house. "Ah. There's the punch bowl." Neji said as he grabbed onto it. "Um...what are you doing?" Sakura asked as she tugged the punch bowl out of Neji's grasp.

"I'm going to pee in the punch bowl, I'm going to drink some punch. What do you think I'm going to do?" Neji said as he reached for the ladle. "NO! I mean, why?" "I'm thirsty of course." "You don't want to drink from this punch bowl." Sakura reasoned. "It's the only punch bowl, it's hot out, I'm thirsty, so give it to me." Neji said as he pulled on the punch bowl.

"NO!"

"Give it to me woman!"

"NO!"

"I want some punch!"

"LET GO!"

During Neji's and Sakura's struggle, the punch bowl then went flying as Sakura used her strength to get the punch bowl back. (A/N: Pretend this went in slow motion.) "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Sakura screamed as the punch bowl went flying and finally spilled its now-filled-with-love-potion liquid.

A/N: That's it for now. The next chapter of this will show who got effected. Sorry I took so long. R&R PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ!!!