A/N: A random thought in my head as I was typing! So ANOTHER NARUTO SPECIAL!!!! I was walking (that's how I brainstorm for ideas) when BAM!!! It hit me! First I got a concussion but when I awoke, I decided to do a Naruto Horoscope! For people who want to know their future. wwwwwwwooooooooooo... Ahem, anyway, let's get started! I would also like to thank the people who have reviewed for Chapter 9, 10, 12, and 11. What? You seriously thought I would go in order? Anyways, THANKS TO:

( Mahou Inu Alex ), ( AnonymousNavi ), ( XxPoisoned DreamsxX ), ( Anime Ruby Girl ), ( Baka Kyoko-Chan ), ( The All Mighty Black Death ), ( dark-emo-gal ), ( slytherinXprincessX16 ) I apologize if I forgot anyone or mispelled their names.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or astrology.

Warning: A little OOCness and bad grammar.

NARUTO HOROSCOPES

Horoscopes: We have selected anonymous people with the same sign to write your horoscopes. More than one person have written your horoscope and only their sign will show who they are. ( Try to guess who they are! And DON'T cheat by looking up a Naruto Birthday List! )

Aries: Signs point that a certain Leo is too shy to tell you how they really feel. But don't give up and don't let any annoying blondes interfere with your true love!

Libra: Ignore what any big foreheaded Aries tell you. Obviously, you and a certain Leo should get together. AND NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS AND DEFEAT A I-THINK-I'M-ALL-THAT LEO! Oh, and I am pretty sure a certain Aries likes you.

Aries: Fat chance.

Leo: That's because I am.

Libra: Grrrrr...I LOVE YOU LEO!!!

Gemini: You can only reach your full potential through hate. So let your hatred overrule you to unleash your full power so you can someday kill someone. Ignore what my partner said, remember to do well in school and always listen to your teacher. Why did I get the goody two shoes for my partner? Because we have the same sign.

Leo: DIE GEMINI!!!

Gemini: EXCUSE ME YOUNG MAN???!!!!

Leo: Not you, the other one.

Gemini: Okay then. Foolish little...Leo. You do not have enough hatred. Hate me. Despise me. Only then will you be able to kill me. Why can't we all just get along? Stay out of my hatred speech!! Let's just get on to the next horoscope. Fine.

Taurus: If you're ever going to eat, select sour cream and onion chips.

Libra: THAT'S NOT A HOROSCOPE!!!!

Virgo: Just let him do what he wants woman.

Libra: Horoscopes are suppose to say things that people are suppose to decipher themselves. NOTHING is mysterious about eating sour cream and onion chips. Unless they have a bomb in there. STAY OUT OF THIS!!! A horoscope should be like, "You'll find wealth." or "You're one true love is right under your nose." NOT eating sour cream and onion chips!

Taurus: Fine, fine. You'll marry the one you're least expecting. Happy now?

Libra: Yes.

Pisces: Try to get noticed. It's not fun being a complete nobody. I should know.

Every sign expect Pisces: Who are you?

Pisces: See what I mean.

Aquarius: ...try to get some people to like your favorite thing or else they'll destroy them...

Scorpio: A certain Leo wants to have mad sex with you. I concur kukuku.

Leo: ...ew...

Virgo: Go watch some clouds, read a book, or polish your weapon. That should be enough for you people.

Libra: Only you would be lazy enough to just type that. heehehhehe...virgo...virgin...hehehhehehe You guys are virgins. hehhehehe

Virgo: We're only 12 and 15. At least we're not going to be the next fourty year old virgin like you.

Libra: Hmph.

Sagitterius: HAVE A YOUTHFUL DAY! LET YOUR WILL OF FIRE BURN AND TO GIVE A YOUTHFUL SMILE TO EVERYONE TO MAKE YOUR YOUTHFUL DAY YOUTHFULLER!!!!

Cancer: Is that even a word? No. I thinks it's our turn. Alright then. If you have a dog, play with it, give them belly rubs, and feed them your dinner if they want some. If you have a cat, leave them outside when it rains. It is your destiny. ARF ARF We don't need your dog to tell a horoscope. You may not know, a couple of dogs could read this. Hn. Doubt it.

Leo: Always have a secret stash of your favorite drink so a certain assistant won't steal it. Make sure you kill your older siblings so they won't kill your family. Make sure you do it soon and painful.

Capricorn: Release maximum carnage..., RUN INTO THE SUNSET AND CHALLENGE YOUR RIVAL, and a-always have self-c-confidence.

A/N: ...Gee, don't they make great horoscope tellers? Anyways! I hoped you enjoyed your horoscope and the chapter. I hope you can tell who is who. Remember, more than one person is telling your horoscope. Try to guess who they are!

Here's the number of people who did the horoscopes. Aries: 1 Libra: 2 Leo: 2 Gemini: 2 Taurus: 1 Virgo: 3 Pisces: 1 Aquarius: 1 Scorpio: 2 Sagitterius: 1 Cancer: 2 Capricorn: 3 I made some of them pretty obvious huh? But I bet you can't guess them all!!!! R&R PLZ PLZ PLZ !!!!!!!