(A/N): Man! I bet no one is reading this anymore. But I decided to write again just to have some fun like back then. I also started taking an interest in fan fiction again since I decided to go back to the good old times. It's been three years so I hope my skills ain't rusty.
Okay! Time to spin that wheel! (-spins wheel but it falls off-)... Okay! While I order a new one...
I present DUN DUN I don't own naruto...DUUUNNNN! Love Potion Gone Wrong Part 2!
WARNING! OOC NESS, BAD GRAMMAR, AND CRACK PAIRINGS
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thoughts
"Oh god! What do I do? What do I do? WHAT DO I DO?" Sakura screamed in her mind as she saw how the punch landed on some of her party goers. First, they were shocked, they tasted the contents, were relieved to find it was only punch, and looked up...
"GAI-SENSEI!" "LEE!" "GAI-SENSEI!" "LEE!"
The two green beasts of Konoha screamed as they hugged each other tightly while crying out tears.
"That looks fun..." Shino spoke to the two as he was intensely staring at Gai.
"YOUTHFUL GREETINGS SHINO!" the two shouted at the shinobi.
"Gai...may I also journey on this "youth" that you speak of with you?" Shino had asked as Gai started to have tears well up in his eyes.
"OF COURSE! ANYONE IS WELCOME TO JOIN US IN OUR YOUTH! Isn't that right Lee?" Gai had asked his most adoring student. "YES GAI-SENSEI!" Lee had replied as he saluted. Then Lee noticed his teacher's hand was placed on his shoulder.
"Lee...you are the most prominent student in my fine years of teaching. There is no doubt that youth burns in you like a fire in the heavy storm, deep in the woods. Which makes me never to doubt that it will burn in you forever. But now, I have Shino, a new student who needs me to educate him on youth. So, we must part ways. I'M SORRY LEE!" Gai cried as tears fell down his face but soon turned into his famous smile as he turned to Shino.
"SHINO!" "GAI-SENSEI!" "SHINO!" "GAI-SENSEI!" "SHINO! RUN INTO THE SUNSET WITH ME!" "YES GAI-SENSEI!" Shino had replied as he and Gai ran off into THEIR imaginary sunset. It was then that Lee recuperated from the shock.
"Gai-sensei?...GAI-SENSEI?" Lee cried out waiting for his beloved teacher to cry out "LEE!" but nothing...
"GAI-SENSEI! WAIT FOR ME!" Lee cried as he too ran into Shino's and Gai's imaginary sunset.
Scene Change!
"Come on dad! Shake a leg!" Hanabi snapped as she impatiently waited with her older sister Hinata for her father to catch up.
"Hanabi, what is the point of bringing father to this party?" Hinata had asked her younger and more mischievous sister.
"If I MUST explain, Hinata, I can't invite any friends over because DAD is there. He disapproves anyone I bring. So, if I can get him a girlfriend at this party, then he'll leave the house, giving me the chance to throw THE GREATEST KONOHA PARTY EVER!" Hanabi exclaimed as she clenched her fist and had fiery eyes for her determination.
"Hanabi, I don't feel comfortable with father being with another woman because I don't want another mother just yet." Hinata explained with discomfort. "Oh, you're just sour because you weren't invited to my party." Hanabi retorted as she scanned the party for any potential women.
"Hanabi, what is the point of me attending this social gathering?" Hiashi asked. Hanabi was soon to turn on some tears...
"Dad, I care for you so much! I can no longer see you alone at the house anymore! That's why I brought you here. In hopes you can find someone and take her out ALL NIGHT. Not just for you, but for me as well daddy!" Hanabi cried as she hugged Hiashi's clothing.
"I suppose I could start dating again..." Hiashi started as Hanabi's tears dried right up and she pulled out a small bottle. "GREAT! Thanks daddy! Okay, so I bought this cologne to help you attract the ladies. 'Seduction. Helps you get a hot, young thang.' Hanabi read as she poured the bottle on her father.
Minutes later, Hiashi shuddered as he just felt a hand on his lower backside. "You sure do have a firm posterior. Do you work out Hiashi-kun?" The three Hyuugas turned to see Sasuke Uchiha. Both Hinata and Hanabi dropped their jaws in shock while Hiashi's face turned red in anger.
"Uchiha! For what right do you have to defile me in front of my daughters?" Hiashi roared. 'I knew the whole Uchiha family was dysfunctional. First the eldest son, now this...'
"I'm sorry Hiashi-kun. When I first saw you, I couldn't help myself. You sure have gotten more handsome with age." Sasuke replied as he looked Hiashi up and down. Happy with what he saw. Hiashi's blood started to boil at the Uchiha pervert.
"Hinata! Hanabi! Let us leave this lecher!" Hiashi commanded as he turned and left the party.
Hinata: Oh...my...gosh...
Hanabi: I know. How can an old fart like dad get such an eye candy like Sasuke?
"Hanabi!" Hinata cried in disbelief that her sister was only concerned with the fact that Sasuke, a 10, was going after her father, who was maybe a 7.
(A/N): ShinoGai or GaiShino? SasuHiashi or HiashiSasu? I absolutely love the Hanabi in my story! Poor Hinata for having to deal with a Hanabi of my creation. For the next chapter, I'm going to continue LPGW until I can get that wheel fixed! Next chapter, I reveal what's happening with the current pairings and then introduce some new ones!