(A/N): Okay, since I'm somewhat recalling my ideas for the future chapters, I have tried to take a whack at "Naruto Answering Machine 2!" And I recall that I wanted to do the Hyuugas so here it is!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the Hyuuga's answering machine.
Warning: This chapter can cause the following symptoms: hair loss, Armageddon, warts, crack addition, chocolate addition, nicotine cravings, weekend-itis, you to break out into song and dance, and a new story or chapter from VN2Lover. You've been warned...
THE HYUUGA'S ANSWERING MACHINE
"Whatcha doing?" Hanabi had asked. (-Somewhere in the Tri-state Area, Isabella looks both ways to see who had stolen her catchphrase-) (a/n: don't own Phineas and Ferb either)
"Well, I am-" Neji began... "Bored already!" Hanabi interrupted as she went into the kitchen to pour herself a bowl of Ninja O's. Part of a good ninja's breakfast after a rough night of blowing poison darts into their enemy's necks.
"ANYWAYS! You know how the Uchiha is lusting after Hinata-sama?" Neji asked as he pronounced the avenger's name icily.
"Nope." Hanabi answered blatantly with a mouth full of Ninja O's and milk.
"Read Wheel of Fortune by VN2Lover. Chapter 10." Neji informed.
"That fic sucks." Hanabi complained. (A/N: Hey!)
"Anyways, I have installed a chip in the phone. This chip is designed to recognize that pervert's voice and send an electric shock to the caller aka the Uchiha lecher." Neji explained.
"How much watts we talking about here?" Hanabi asked.
"IT'S OVER 9,000!"
"WHAT? 9,000?" Hanabi replied in an attempt to copy a famous DBZ quote. (A/N: don't own that either)
"Good morning Hanabi! Good morning Neji-niisan!" Hinata greeted as she approached her sister and cousin.
"Good morning Hinata-sama!" Neji answered back.
"Good morning Hinata. Hey Hinata! We need to go to the market today. They got a fresh shipment of Ninja O's and I just need the sai in order to complete the ninja weapons collection set. See? I've got the kunai, shuriken, senbon, and the nunchucks that glow in the dark! I just need that sai!" Hanabi growled in frustration.
"They're putting weapons into a kids' cereal box? Isn't that dangerous?" Hinata asked as she worried for some children's safety.
"Hinata. You can have FUN or you can have SAFETY, but you can't have both! Now vamoose!" Hanabi cried as she and her sister ventured off. "Neji-niisan, would you like to accompany us?" Hinata offered.
"No thank you Hinata-sama." Neji declined as Hinata nodded and left.
"THE FIRST BRANCH MEMBER I SEE IN THIS HOUSE HAS TO RUB MY BUNIONS! AND NOT THE ONES ON MY FEET! BYAKUGAN!" Hiashi yelled as Neji hightailed it out of there.
"WAIT FOR ME!"
SCENE CHANGE
"Did you really have to bite poor Naruto-kun's leg?" Hinata asked as Hanabi was tightly hugging her precious.
"Hey! His taste is still in my mouth so he's not the only victim in this!" Hanabi protested as she spat on the floor.
"Hm? It seems we have some messages from our absence." Neji noticed as his cousins surrounded him to listen to their messages.
-BEEP- Neji: Greetings. You have reached the Hyuuga household. I am Hyuuga Neji. Hanabi: AND I'M THE MOST AMAZING, GREATEST, AWESOMEST, SEXIEST KUNOICHI IN THE UNIVERSE: HYUUGA HANABI! Hinata: And I'm Hyuuga Hinata. Neji: We are not present as of this moment. Please leave a message after the beep and we will try to get back to you at our possible earliest convenience. Hanabi: That's it? Just: Leave a message and we'll get back to you? Neji: Yes. What's wrong with that? Hinata: Hanabi, please don't make a fuss, it's still recording. Hanabi: Then I guess it's up to me to take the boring out of this message and to stop Neji from making the people believe the Hyuugas are boring! YO! THIS IS HYUUGA HANABI IN THE HYUUGA HIZZOUSE! STANDING WITH ME ARE MY TWO BITCHES N-DAWG AND HINATA! WE AREN'T HERE BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH YOUR BITCHING! LEAVE A MESSAGE FOOL! Neji/Hinata: HANABI! WE CAN'T USE THAT! -BEEP-
Neji: Why haven't we changed that?
Hinata: Because Hanabi wouldn't let us...
Neji: Oh yeah..
-BEEP-July 25th 10:12 a.m. -BEEP- Kiba: Hinata? It's me, Kiba. Listen, I'm in my closet at home.. You have to come here...Shino, he's creeping around. The lights were knocked out, the doors are locked, no one else is here...I'm freaking out Hinata! Hinata, please pick up! Shino: HERE'S SHINO! Kiba: HOLY SH-BEEP-
"Oh no! I have to hurry! Please don't kill him yet Shino-kun!" Hinata prayed as she dashed towards her teammate's house.
"...how is it possible that Hinata keeps her sanity?" Hanabi asked.
"Same way I do when I deal with Gai-sensei and Lee: incense."
"INCEST?" Hanabi asked as she dropped her jaw. "INCENSE" Neji emphasized. "Get your mind out of the gutter." "NEVER! It's too much fun." Hanabi replied as she gave a sly grin.
-BEEP- July 25th 11:00 a.m. -BEEP- Naruto: HINATA! A CRAZY MINI NEJI BIT MY LEG AND STOLE MY BOX OF CEREAL! DATTEBAYO! I WANT THAT THING ARRESTED AND MY CEREAL BACK! DATTEBAYO! -BEEP-
-BEEP- MESSAGE DELETED -BEEP- "Hinata has too much stress already." Hanabi reasoned as she push the delete button.
-BEEP- July 25th 11:10 a.m. -BEEP- Gai/Lee: YOUTHFUL GREETINGS NEJI! -
-BEEP-MESSAGE DELETED -BEEP-
-BEEP-July 25th 12:00 p.m. -BEEP- Sasuke: Hinata? It's me, Sasuke. Listen I (BBBZZZZ!) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! -BEEP-
"YES!" Neji cried in triumph, knowing that his device worked.
"HYUUGA 1, UCHIHA 0! GIVE ME FIVE!" Hanabi shouted as she raised her palm. Neji, being in a good mood, was about to slap it but Hanabi quickly retreated her hand, making her cousin get familiar with the floorboards.
"PSYCH!"
(A/N): Oh Hanabi... Anyways, hope you guys liked it! R n R please! And it does not mean rest and relaxation!