China~

That's good then. You can NEVER EVER have a girlfriend. You obviously don't clique with girls, right? ^.^

...HOWEVER, I DO have a good BOYFRIEND for you, if you'd be interested. :D Hint: He's Japanese. :P

YES PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE YOU KIDDING YOU'RE LIKE THE PRETTIEST THING TO WALK THIS EARTH AND IF YOU WERE STRAIGHT I WOULD RAPE YOU SO HARD I'M NOT EVEN-

...Yeah, I'll stop talking now. ^_^

-Strawberry-Vocaloid


Ni Hao, Strawberry-Vocaloid!

Just to clear things out, I've had a couple of girlfriends aru. *blushes red*

AND IF YOUR REFERRING TO JAPAN, THAT'S JUST WRONG ARU.

...AIYAHHH! WHAT'S WITH YOU YOUNG PEOPLE?

Disturbed! China


A/N: ...And this happens when you have a crazy authoress attempting to stay in character.

To be honest, it's making this fanfiction more enjoyable to type. :D