Yao mahn,
Clairie is lying. I SWEAR. That's not Keine what is she talking about...
OK OK SHE IS AND I TH- oh you already know... But you should listen to what I'm saying here and take my advice, but if KEINE writes a frikin letter I AM SCREWED. And StrawberryVocaloid probably lost her brain, GREECE ALREADY CALLED DIBS ON JAPAN. -3- Like really everyone opposes my ideas and all, it breaks down my motto.
Why can't you seduce girls? And what does seduce even mean? I mean there's gotta be some stupid reason behind it.
Wait, don't tell me your GAY! That would be HORRIBLE! I hope that isn't true...
All in all, I have the deity answer. SO JUST GO FREAKING SEDUCE KEINE WHATEVER IT MEANS.
Your BEST FRIEND,
Kamiko k./Gensokyo
P.s. Tell Yong Soo thank you for oohing at my art, AND YES INDRAW YOU LIKE THAT
Ni Hao, Kamiko!
What happened to showing respect for a four-thousand year man aru? (A/N: It makes you sound like a pedophile and a VERY OLD MAN.)
I do not care about Greece calling dibs on Japan... although that disturbs me a bit.
Aiyahh, I thought I already explained why I can't seduce women aru. It's because I don't have time for that anymore. As much as I like girls and all, I can't be seducing when I'm a nation aru. I mean, do you know how much pain you go through when your loved one dies while you're still alive?
N-Never mind aru. *flushes* And I'm not gay aru. DEFINITELY NOT.
You probably know the answer now. I apologize.
Remorseful! China
P.S: YOU'RE WELCOME DAZE!
AIYAHHH! YONG! I TOLD YOU TO STOP READING MY LETTERS!
A/N: Someone should write a story about the whole forbidden love thing. That would be epic.