Oniisama,

Just what do you mean "you two"? South's the one who insists on bothering me even though I've told him he's NOT ALLOWED TO COME HERE! I am strictly forbidden to even speak to him! Does he not realize how much problems he's causing me? Of course he doesn't, he's an idiot. Just like that stupid America.

I swear that burger-creep is planning to bomb me. Yong Soo keeps teasing me about always fighting with him, saying that I like him. Well he's WRONG. I do most certainly NOT, under any circumstances, have any sort of affectionate feeling for Alfred F Jones! He's almost as dumb as South, if not even worse.

HOW did I end up with Yong Soo for a twin? We're nothing alike.

North Korea.

P.S: If you say so. If anything happens, let me know. (SECRETLY, so my boss doesn't find out.) Belarus and I actually get along better than we should. (Seeing as I'm forbidden to have foreign relations.)


Ni Hao, North Korea!

I realize that you still haven't improved your tolerance around him aru. How is it that I always see you two fighting everytime you meet aru?

Really aru? I don't know what to say...

However, I know that I'll Yong a word for you.

China

P.S: Don't worry about it aru.