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The many escapades of Zarbon: Volume Three

Zarbon attends a meeting (part 1)

Zarbon, the elite space warrior from another planet, wasn't quite sure how to feel as he went into the meeting to discuss what all he and everyone else would be up to during the events of volume three. Sure, he was happy and excited by the sole fact that he was getting a volume three at all. But given a mix of what all he and the others lost back in volume two, not to mention what happened in the last chapter of said volume, Zarbon had his concerns.

Stepping into the large meeting room, Zarbon spotted the large circular table in the meeting room, not unlike the large circular meeting table located in the Great Tomb of Nazarick. Many persons who Zarbon knew were seated at the table already; the boys of the Demon Slayer crew, Champion Dawn, Gajeel, a notably tense looking Gasser, Nikki, Lilimon, Crow, Ban, and Zarbon's own darling boyfriend Hisoka, just to name a few. Also Aizawa and Hizashi.

Most prominent was Sunsaga, who sat at a head position at the table. It was clear to Zarbon that Sunsaga was going to be leading the meeting to discuss what all will be going down in volume three. Zarbon took one of the seats directly on either side of Sunsaga before the undead mayor of Shonen City began. "Alright, folks," Sunsaga began, "We can now kick off this meeting to go over how volume three will go, both what we wanna do personally and what the writers want us to do."

"Well obviously," Gasser began, "We ought to focus on rescuing my wife Eunice! We all saw her get kidnapped during our wedding during the last chapter of the previous volume! There's no way that I can be at ease until Eunice is rescued!"

Many others at the meeting agreed with Gasser. "Problem with that," Hizashi began when he spoke up while sitting on Ban's right, "The person who kidnapped your wife is an experiment of All For One's. Also, we've got NO idea where he's taken her off to."

Aizawa, who sat on Hizashi's right, turned to look at his fellow UA teacher. "You think that the dragon who kidnapped Gasser's wife is one of All For One's little experiments? How in the name of Odin did you reach that conclusion, Hizashi?"

"The dragon had hair and wore clothes," Hizashi pointed out dryly, "Just like the pro hero Ryukyu. Coincidentally, Ryukyu along with Mt. Lady and Endeavor had their quirks taken by All For One sometime before the big battle against Lisa Loud and her robot forces near the end of the previous volume. All For One obviously gave Ryukyu's quirk to the person who kidnapped Eunice, and given how big his dragon form is, he probably has Mt. Lady's quirk as have Endeavor's as well."

"Hang on," Zarbon began in a curious tone, "How could that even occur, you two? I know those pro heroes you mentioned had their quirks before All For One was killed at the party hosted by Shallot's girlfriend and Lilimon, and he was later revived without his namesake quirk. There should be no way All For One could have taken those quirks, even more so now given he was killed again and can't be revived again."

"Hero society is still trying to figure out how All For One pulled this stunt of his off," Hizashi replied, "As well as why, and how much damage All For One did in this regard and how far said damage extends."

Sunsaga nodded grimly in agreement. "So the dragon who kidnapped Eunice is most likely not an actual dragon, but rather an experiment of All For One's who has at least three quirks. Good to know."

Shrugging, Gajeel said, "Who cares? That dragon's bound to be dragon enough for me to bring the hurt to with my Iron Dragon Slayer magic. Just clear everything else out of the way for me to take a clear shot at that dragon."

"Gajeel, no," Sunsaga said, "We need to do recon first and learn as much as we can about the dragon before making any moves to bring it down. We could walk into a slaughter if we all rush in against the dragon blindly, especially since it might have more quirks than what we're aware of."

Aizawa nodded in agreement. "Given that All For One's behind this dragon, that wouldn't surprise me. It'd be right up All For One's ally to stuff that dragon with as many quirks as he can fit into him. All For One clearly hated being revived without most of his quirks, so the dragon is his revenge on us, his way to give us all a long and hard pounding."

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!" Zarbon and Hisoka both cried out in aroused, sensual pleasure. As Zarbon and Hisoka were being made to settle down, Gasser looked up at the ceiling, wondering if his beloved wife Eunice was at least still alive, wherever she had been taken off to by that dragon.

...

Eunice, along with other prisoners, was pushing to rotate a Wheel of Woe in the open courtyard of a prison fortress. Supervising the prisoners were the villains Spinner and Toga. Their fellow villain Dabi came up to them, asking, "How's the new prisoner who had just been brought in by Felgrand?"

"Endlessly pushing to rotate the Wheel of Woe like the rest of the prisoners who are chained to the wheel," Spinner confirmed.

Toga giggled. "Heh heh, seeing her big fat butt jiggle makes my giney tingle."

"What doesn't turn you on, you crazy bitch?" Dabi asked dryly.

Author's notes;

Here we are, the beginning of volume three of Zarbon's continuing escapades. This chapter was mostly meeting between the cast to plan out how to carry out the volume as a whole, although the end here reveals who all was behind Eunice's kidnapping. Anyway, the next chapter will actually continue the meeting, as there's still a few points to discuss before actual escapades can be had.