Kanda Yuu, did not like to be disturbed, for anything. Not to say the food was ready of the tea was done. If he wanted or needed it, he would damn well get it. He was not a morning person nor an afternoon or evening person. It could all go to hell for all he cared.
"Yuu-Chan!"
Immediately the unsheathed Mugen was at Lavi's throat. "I told you to stop calling me that."
"Morning Yuu", Lavi nervously chuckled, "you're not usually this…edgy."
Kanda sheathed Mugen and went to grab a shirt. He did just wake up after all, if Lavi hadn't come in here he would've been dressed and gone out to mediate, but Lavi did show up which meant he wasn't dressed and certainly wasn't mediating any time soon.
"Komui said we had another mission" Lavi grinned. "He said you, me and Allen were going together since Lenalee legs are still healing, along with Krory." Lavi seemed please at the thought but Kanada barely turned his way and when he finally decided to do so, it was with the same expressionless anger he always held.
"I refuse to go with someone whose cursed."
"C'mon, beansprout isn't that bad!" Lavi joked.
"I said. I refuse. To go. With someone. Whose fucking. Cursed."
Lavi was silent for a moment debating on how far he could take the jokes but after Kanda told him to get the fuck out of his room, he decided it wasn't much.
The last thing Kanda needed was Beansprout and the stupid rabbit to go on a mission together with him. He cursed to himself but after looking in the mirror he decided it might be a better choice of option, especially after he saw himself in the mirror, he frowned. He seemed to be doing that more than usual.
His eyes were half-closed, droopy and carried heavy dark rings underneath them. He seemed paler too. He had been outside travelling for the last month now looking for his damned general and the lack of sleep was starting to show.
Che, useless general, he thought. Great. Just fucking great.
He prepared to see Komui.
"There's a legend about a siren in another town, the finder will give you the location."
"Why the fuck are we looking for a siren?"
"A siren is merely the term we call this woman. She holds parasite-type innocence. She can create a massive sound wave when screaming. It can repel an object at close range weighing two tons. "
"That's a lot for a girl don't you think" Lavi teased.
"Knowing you, it's your kind of woman" Beansprout said smugly, "one that's probably macho and can bench-press you. Probably has a moustache too." He snickered.
"You depart immediately, the finder is waiting for you too."
"Is Lenalee alright Komui, you seem tense today."
"The Sky."
They paused, Kanda merely rose his anger in frustration. Not again, he thought.
"The open air, the ocean, the forests. The ability to roam free without signing these paperwork! Look!" He was practically crying already, "You get to go outside and be free! Free like a bird without a cage, maybe a leash but no cage! I have to sign these papers like a dog, it never ends! Never look at my desk!" he wailed.
"So." Kanda interrupted.
"I'm jealous damnit! Why? Why? Why can't it be me? Out there. In the world."
"if that' all I'm leaving."
"You lucky dogs" he wailed, "but I have a solution!" Kanda heard behind him, "with this machine all of the paperwork will be done for me! Meet Komui 5! It even has a new beret to look like more. Look, it looks just like me doesn't it! I thought so too really! There's no way anything can happen with this –" There was a shriek, "Put the desk down!"
The rabbit and Beansprout followed quickly after me. They didn't stay after he mentioned the beret; the first hint was he complained, the second hint was he said he a solution, the third was when he said the beret was for fashion. It means for, just like me, which means, its going to cause destruction and idiocy all the same.
Sure enough they boarded the train half an hour later.
The mission would be just as told but the reason for leaving to go there would not be what the expected. Shortly after their departed a level 2 akuma fled the order. The Millennium Earl seemed please, after all he had planted it through the broken wall not long ago. The order had been down after their last attack, it was simple really. All they needed was a disguise as a finder and let time show with the opportune moment. Tyki was very please in that moment.
Komui would not wake unless someone said Lenalee was getting married. Too bad, the poor bastards are still asleep now. He wouldn't even wake when someone entered his room and copied his appearance.
Tyki laughed to himself as he called back the level 2 akuma. Tyki's plan had already started.