Ni hao Father!
Ummm...how have you been? We haven't spoken in a while have we? Well Tokyo told me that you were writing letters to people so i've decided to say hello! And i'm in a spot of bother...France keeps sending me disturbing texts which are not sutible for young eyes and people keep saying that in a relationship with ! Are you? I always thought you hated him with a passion! And if you are,that means that hes my step-father! -InsertScaredAsHellFacePlz-
Excuse my language but Ivan scares so bloody much! I have you know he almost raped me once! And I don't think you would approve of a rapist as father for your daughter! Sorry I got into a rant...well I hope you'll visit soon because your cooking is the best!
With love,
Jun Wang xxx
aka: Beijing...your daughter if you've forgotten...
Ni Hao, Jun Wang!
Ta yijing you yiduan shijian! (It's been a while!)
Ah, it's because of Yong Soo that I started to write letters aru.
Really?
I really never liked that European Country... he has lewd dreams of me aru. *shudders*
A-And...Ivan? W-well... I-I did hate him. I STILL DO ARU.
B-But no worries. He won't be your step-father. I'm afraid that his sister Belarus would kill me before I get any ideas...
It's nice to hear from you again aru!
I attached a box of your favorite Bao and dim sum... and the steamed rice covered with bamboo leaves.
Don't forget your eating manners aru! (A/N: Wang meant the pattern of eating. If you heard the drama CD of China, he is always nagging like a mother to Japan when he came over to visit. Poor Japan. xD)
-Your father,
China
A/N: Happy 235th Birthday Alfred! And Happy Independance day, Americans! Too bad I won't be able to watch the fireworks near the Statue of Liberty tonight. D: