Me: "I iz back!
Edo: Please no.
Jun: What?
Edo: She is bubbly. Which means bad things may happen to us.
Jun: She was depressed earlier…I think it's a front.
Edo: You're right, that funeral was hard on her, lets let her write.
Sasuke: She owns nothing!
'Click, click, typetypetypetype, click, click'
"Phoenix, if you are going to be here, keep the tapping down, my head hurts."
Edo smiled at the now bedridden Uchiha. He had found a few things on his cousin Sasuke, but not much. The records were outdated, and they gave no clue on how to get to him.
"If I ask for your help quick are you sure you won't start bleeding again?" Edo asked lightly
"Depends on what you want me to do." Jun replied cautiously, his demon looked a little maniac today. Though it was probably stress. The unnatural power forced into him at a young age made Edo, if anything, more unbalanced then the average Uchiha, he was simply better at controlling it. Yet the shadow still lingered in his eyes.
"Translate this, Mr. Linguist."
And with that, a scroll was thrust under his nose.
Jun took the scroll and cautiously opened it. It was a lot of animals listed, in strange orders.
'Tiger, Cat, Horse, Dragon, dragon, Monkey, Rabbit, Rooster, Ox, Tiger, Dragon, Cat'
"What the hell is this? Animal names?"
"It's a jutsu….." edo said with a look of concern
Jun flushed a delicate pink along his cheekbones. It had been a long time since he had read a jutsu. And he was being mysteriously attacked a lot recently. He had license to be a bit spacey.
"What is the jutsu for?" Seriously, the lost Hyuuga seemed to avoid anything to do with his heritage.
"The ability to travel through time and space."
Jun just stared at him. He knew the other man was nuts. After he was bleeding, then mysteriously healed again, the Phoenix was acting a little spastic. But then again…The jutsu seemed real. Maybe Edo hadn't thrown a few gears off at the loony bin.
"What are you going to do with it?"
"Save your cousin so you don't die.'
Can't argue with that logic.
"When do we leave?"
"When Heart and Jazz get here."
'Knock, knock, knock, creeeeeek.' "We're here!
"I change my previous answer to, right now."
Jun was beginning to think it was a good thing they had practiced in the ways of their clans. Mainly they used their demon powers, but a nice Hyuuga defensive trick worked wonders. So did an Uchiha offensive trick. And if you mixed them, they were near unstoppable.
"Aren't they going to find it odd that four non-ninjas just popped in?"
"Probably."
And then the jutsu was performed and they were off.
-Tsunade's office-
"You expect me to believe that you," She gestured to the tall man with white/silver hair "are Torike Hyuuga. And that you," She gestured to the dark man" are Jun Uchiha? Seriously?"
She was not convinced, she had babysat them both. No way that they were those two. The two that they were impersonating were long dead by village record.
"You gamble…A lot." Edo said with a nod "And you like sweet rolls, more than sake, but you go with sake because it has fewer calories."
Tsunade blanched. Okay, so it WAS Torike…Little sarcastic brat. Can't deny he grew up well though. Hiashi was going to be pissed.
"And you?" She said carefully to the other. Normally she was harder to win over, but the sweet roll thing was not even known by Shizune, Torike was the only one trusted with that, because he had been four.
"You are 56 years old, and you eat the frosting on your cake last, because you like to save the best for last."
"I can't believe you two aren't dead! We were all told you were dead! How are you not dead?"
"Well, I was kidnapped." Jun said blandly, a soft growl shading the monotone.
Tsunade just watched her young friend close off most emotion. Worried that like most kekkai genkai weilders that he was showing some form of psychosis.
"Exile, the Hyuuga were a little scared of me." Edo interrupted her thought with his own explanation. "They sent my Mother and Father with me. So I guess that fear extended to anybody close to me."
Understatement. But, it worked.
"And these two lovely ladies?" Tsunade asked curiously, the two women had been waiting in the corner since their arrival.
The shorter, dark-haired one stepped forward and bowed slightly.
"Dragonheart Kaiba, my lady. I'm just here for emotional support."
Tsunade was quite sure a stiff wind could kill the girl. And was quite pleased that she wasn't backup in case of a fight. She would no doubt be a nice speedbump as the attacker slaughtered her friends.
The magenta haired woman stepped forward, Tsunade was reminded instantly of some combination of Tenten and Sakura. Sakura for her abnormally strange hair, and Tenten for her tomboy attitude.
"Jasmine Winters, also emotional support." She said drolly "In truth though, we are no longer needed. So we will be headed back shortly."
Tsunade couldn't help the chuckle. Most brought armed guards to deal with her. Two teenagers had brought a couple of noncombatant women. It was amusing.
Edo's eyes widened "Sorry guys, if you give me a sec, we will send you back."
And so the jutsu was cast again, to return the guy's two closest friends to their own world. Leaving them both rather tired.
After a short rest and a soldier pill however they were ready to continue.
"I am guessing you want to find Sasuke now?" She waited for them to nod "Hospital. Go"
Yes it was rushed and horrible. Please review..read too.