Zhōngguó (China),

You like Russia~ oh, he will be so happy to hear that!

I'll protect you from the rabid Belarus!

But you denied liking him, soooo~

YOU HAVE TO SEDUCE ME! bwahahahahahahah~!

You have to! Xióngmāo demands it!

Pwease?

Lurves,

Xióngmāo


Ni Hao, Xióngmāo!

R-Russia's been annoying aru! He's sending me weird letters telling me of how I'm his sunflower aru.

I doubt that Belarus would even come stalking me.

I have my pet dragons and the panda army surrounding my house to protect me anyway aru.

But recently, they have let Russia in my house for some reason. WHY WOULD THEY?

And...

Why would I seduce you?

-Startled! China