Yao,

Ufufu, doesn't help what? You are.

I like visiting your house. It would be even better if you came to visit me once in a while, da? Your cute panda 'army' runs away whenever I come in but I think they like me being there too~

Jii! I would still do that anyway. Why don't you care about them?

Of course I won't. South Koreya is mean to me, though.

You're welcome. I think I am going to tell everybody at the next world meeting all about our nice night~!

Lyubov',

Ivan

P.S. Nyet, I am going to help you.


Ivan,

I GIVE UP ARU. But it doesn't mean that you can go around calling other nations cute so frequently aru.

Y-Your house is too cold aru! I get shivers everytime I come near your border!

My panda army is a bunch of **** for letting you in aru. *angrilly cusses in Chinese*

*sighs* Aiyahh, they are a pain to deal with aru.

Really? Korea might have every right to be mean to you. According to him, he's still upset that you split him during the Cold War aru.

AIYAHHH! DON'T!

-Panicking! China

P.S: I-I WON'T LET YOU IN IF YOU'RE GOING TO TELL EVERYONE AT THE NEXT MEETING ARU!