Oniisama,
I thank you for your aknowledgement and for lecturing South.
Feigning injury in order to make the enemy loose interest, you say? ... Doesn't seem like a tactic I would normally use, but very well, I shall try it.
At the very least, that idiot has not been fool enough to call me by my name or 'sister' or anything as such. Most other countries (Except for you, south, Russia and a few other Asian nations) think I'm a boy, and I'd rather keep it that way.
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-North Korea.
Ni hao, North Korea!
It's been a while aru!
Bu Ke Qi! (Your welcome!)
It really took a while to lecture him aru. *scratches nose*
It really works! I guarentee you find success in this tactic. Let me know if it works or...backfires aru.
O-Of course aru! I just hope that the nations don't find out about it aru.
Stay Well!
-China