你好， 老爸!
I have no idea why I'm writing a letter to you since we live in the same house. Oh yeah, I remember now...
Anyway, I've been reading though your letters (secretly)... *barely controls his anger* WHY on earth did you not tell me that Russia almost RAPED you and France is sending you t-that k-kind of TEXTS, Beijing?
爸爸，you have to do something about that right away, or I will!
Your province,
Hunan
*Extra letter from officials in Hunan*
We advise you to inform Mr. Russia and Mr. France immediately that their lives are at risk.
Thank You.
Ni hao, Hunan!
*Shocked* A-ah...
Y-you might have to tell Beijing about that. I wonder why it's addressed to me aru.
I'll send the letter to her.
-China