Jansee: I am updating! I am getting like so many reviews! YAY!
Paul: We care about that because…?
Jansee: I HAVE A MEMIOR DUE ON FRIDAY! I'VE STARTED LIKE ONLY THE FIRST PARAGRAPH!
Ash: Good thing I don't go to school.
Jansee: At least I don't end up risking my life everyday.
Ash: What?
Jansee: Face it, in every episode there's thing where you live or die. You jump up staircases that are on CLIFFS! This is from Arcues and the Jewel of Life, if you didn't know.
Ash: I'm talented like that.
Jansee: No fair. You always get to be the hero. Why don't you give anyone else a chance?
Brock&Dawn: Yeah!
Ash: Go tell the directors that.
Jansee: Okay, changing the subject! I hope you will enjoy the chapter! Brock, Dawn? Kill Ash for me.
Brock&Dawn: We wouldn't be happier…*cracking knuckles and firing up*
Ash: Uh…guys? I'm your friend!
"Um…I'm not doing this," Paul said.
"Yes you are! In addition, you're going to be strapped to your seats!" "Brock" said activating the feature.
"That's not Brock!" Misty yelled out.
"Who are you?" Ash joined.
"I can't stand it!" "Brock" said.
"Then…let's reveal ourselves!" a person's voice came from the bushes.
"Prepare for trouble!" Jesse begun.
"And make it dou--" James started, taking off the 'Brock' costume. "Hold on. Why are twirps all holding hands?"
"They must of decided to hook up…" Jesse said devilishly smiling.
"What? No way! The only way we're like this is because we're stuck!" Misty yelled.
"Yeah, sure…" James said smirking.
"We'll just be taking this lovely Pikachu and be on our way!" Jesse said. As she reached for Pikachu, she felt her arm brush against Misty's. For some odd reason, James and Jesse tripped, at the same time, falling face flat onto the ground.
"Ow! Why did that happen?" Jesse asked. She sat up, but something kept pulling her arm down.
"James? What do you think you're doing? Stop holding my hand!" Jesse screamed, slightly blushing.
"Sorry, Jesse but I think we're stuck! Just like the twerps!" James said.
"Um…I think we're contagious…" Misty sweat dropped.
"Argh…thanks a lot, twerp! Now we're stuck too!" Jesse screamed out in frustration.
"Oh, that's just great. Now I gotta sit here while them two fight," Meowth sighed.
"Where's Brock, then?" May asked.
"I am right here!" Brock said coming out of nowhere.
"Um…can you get us out of these, now?" Dawn asked.
"I have to admit…Team Rocket had a pretty good idea with those strappers…I think you guys should stay like that!" Brock said lighting up.
"Oh…" everyone else said falling over as seeing how Brock was acting.
"Well…I don't want to stay out here all night! In the cold!" Misty defended.
"True…" Brock said his hand on his chin. "Idea!" he said lighting up again. He took Team Rocket's remote and this…thing ( I don't know how to explain it) and it separated each of the people who were stuck into different rooms.
"What? We won't be cold…but how will I sleep?" Dawn said, her voice muffled by the tent.
"That is part of my plan that you must figure out by yourselves…" Brock said grinning.
"Listen, twerp I don't know that you're up to but I'm not going along with it!" Jesse screamed.
"Oh…well you're going to have to go with it. The only way is to get along. And k--never mind. Just…get along and you'll get unstuck in no time.
"I HATE YOU BROCK!!!" Dawn screamed inside.
"I DON'T want to stay out here all night with Mr. Jerk here!" Dawn said.
"Well that wasn't insulting at all…" Paul said looking kind of hurt. (DANG I can't even imagine him like that…o_O
"Then why are you always so mean?" Dawn asked, facing him now.
"I'm what you call "mean" to Ash. Not to you," he simply said.
"Oh…um…well, sorry," Dawn said sheepishly. A pang of guilt hit her as she thought about what had just happened.
"This is going to be one long night…" she muttered under her breath.
Jansee: Dang it, I failed to make a long chap.
May: It's okay, at least there weren't any Contestshipping in this.
Jansee: Oh, crap, I forgot! Maybe I should go add it in, now?
Drew: NO! NO…just forget about it.
Jansee: I have to work on the memoir now, anywho. See yall soon! Please R&R!