China,
Rumors have spread that you know exactly HOW BIG he is... Ahem... Beware Belarus...
Yes people are watching you. You didn't know? people are watching you all the time. Just because you dont see them doesn't mean they're not there... (there's somebody near you right now in fact! Looking at you as you read and writing down your responses...)
..You sure? Its really fap-worthy... And this is me saying that. Oh wait, you want to see him dancing non-sexily... Exotically you mean? *wink wink nudge nudge* Yes Japan really is one exotic person, da? He is so cute! *giggles* It would be fun to see him become one with- er nevermind.. (I've been making friends with Russia remember?)
I sent the kitty ears if you're going to visit him. Get me pictures pretty please? Dark doe eyed Japan with kitty ears... Cute! Imagining him doing the nyan-cat dance is enough!
..You sure you dont want the links?
What! JAPAAAAAAANNNNNNN! Er, I mean, Ja~~paaa~~~nnnnn~~~~~~! 8DDDD I want to taaalk~~ to youuuuu~~~~!
Republic of Singapore
Ni hao, Singapore!
I am very aware of the rumors aru. It's stupid aru.
PEOPLE ARE WATCHING ME, ARU? THAT'S CREEPY ARU. Maybe I should start asking the other nations on how to deal with them aru. It's not safe anymore.
(A/N: YAY ARU!)
W-What's 'Fap' aru? (A/N: OH DEAR.) I guess I won't be able to keep up with the young people these days, making up words that I don't even know of. W-well, I see that Japan has been keeping in shape well...considering that he's dancing... *mumbles in Chinese*
ALRIGHT ARU! I'll go visit him aru!
No thank you aru!
AIYAHH GO SEND A LETTER TO JAPAN ARU!
-China