Okay, guys, it's Friday again, UPDATE TIME! I'm watching Spongebob, GOSH I love that show! So, anyhow, this chapter will be especially Rated T, for use of alcohol. Someone of you may not care, but if you do, make sure you skip this chapter. I hope you all will like this, my best ideas hit me on Friday! Also, I thank you guys for your reviews! I definitely appreciate them, and I take time to read every single one! Thank you!
"Max. This is bad," Brock said, pulling Max aside. It was the next day, everyone was just sulking around, doing nothing really.
"Why? What happened?" Max asked obliviously.
"I think the truth is out," Brock said nervously.
"May. Acting like the blabbermouth I've always known," Max said, his arms crossed.
"Well, I mean, I KNOW they know since now they're acting all awkward," Brock said.
"Listen, Brock, you tend to…oh, I don't know, OVERRERACT," Max said.
"You tell me, Max, have you ever seen Paul's face get red, in your entire life?" Brock said, his expression irritated.
"Oh…god this isn't good. How would THEY, of all people even get along?" Max said thoughtfully.
"…" Brock appeared in deep thought, making Max sweat drop.
"Well, I think I have the solution. If they want to get along, they can't be the same people," Brock said slyly. "Know what I'm talking about?" Brock asked.
"Yeah…WHAT?!" Max asked in confusion.
"How do we make them different people?" Max asked sarcastically.
"Oh, there's a way. I cook for them, don't I?" Brock said.
"Yeees," Max said, waiting for him to continue.
"I could, oh, I don't know, ALTER the way I cook food for them, don't I?" Brock asked.
"You mean…oh god. Don't you think they're too young for…use of that?" Max asked. (They're talking about alcoholic stuff, peeps)
"Well, yeah, but one time won't hurt them…plus, they seriously NEED to drink that to get their hands apart! And GOD would it be funny to see Paul act stupid…I can't wait too see this," Brock said, laughing afterwards.
"Brock, hurry! Mix it in already!" Max said worriedly.
"Okay, wait, wait," Brock said, quickly mixing in a certain substance in Paul and Dawn's drinks, afterwards serving everyone food.
"Oooh, this tastes good!" Dawn said, happily eating her food.
Paul ate in silence, unlike everyone else who kept talking.
"Um…okay, you guys can go do whatever, me and Max will be in the tent," Brock said, dragging Max behind him. "I hope this is over soon…" Max sighed.
"Um, Dawn…are you okay?" Misty asked, seeing she had become very quiet.
"Cummon, Mistay! I'm fiiiine!," Dawn said, trying to sling her arm around Misty.
"Oh…kay…then. I am going to go read my book now, so see you," Misty said, dragging Ash behind her since their hands were stuck together.
"Wait, Misty, what is up with Paul?" Ash asked.
"Paul…you okay?" Misty asked, waving a hand in front of his face.
"Yeah, I'm fiiiiine. Reeeeaaaallly fine, Misttty," Paul said, making Misty flinch.
"Okay, I'm seriously scared," Misty said, backing away as she fled the scene, leaving poor Dawn and Paul behind. (WARNING: SERIOUS OOC COMING UP, REMEMBER, THEY'RE KIND OF DRUNK)
"I'm sooo bored," Dawn chanted.
"Well then, wanna go for a walk?" Paul asked.
"Okay! Let's go! It'd be like a midnight stroll," Dawn said happily as she began to shrug into a pink jacket.
Brock and Max snickered from behind as they caught all this on tape.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!" Misty said frantically, even Ash was paralyzed.
"For the last time, WHAT did you freaking see?" May and Drew asked at the same time.
"Okay, so here's what happened," Misty started, as May and Drew gathered around as if it was story time.
"I hate Dawn so much! How could she not tell me this?! (she's kidding, she doesn't REALLY hate Dawn) Anyways, she was WALKING with PAUL, first of all," Misty said, as everyone gasped.
"And then, they were talking, and after that, they were HOLDING HANDS, and then, Paul leaned in and kissed her!" Misty said, everyone double gasping.
"You're lying. You're seriously lying," Drew said.
"Dude, she's not lying! I saw it, too!" Ash joined.
"I can't believe this, I'm going to ask them myself tomorrow," May said.
"I'm sooo tired," Dawn said, opening her eyes slowly as she woke up. She stood up dizzily, and gasped when she realized…her hand wasn't stuck to His anymore.
"Oh my god! We're free!" Dawn said happily.
"Shut up…" Paul said as he woke up, slowly registering what Dawn said.
"Paul! Our hands are apart!" Dawn cheered.
"Yeah that's great…no really it is great, but I'm tired so shut up," Paul said, closing his eyes again.
"Hmm…that's weird…I thought May said we had to kiss to get free…but we didn't do that," Dawn wondered.
"Dawn," May said, quickly interrupting her thoughts.
"Huh? Yeah, what?" Dawn asked.
"IS IT TRUE, that you kissed Paul?" May asked.
"What?!!? Heck no!" Dawn said, her face gone completely red.
"Umm, not what Misty says. She and Ash said she saw you," May said.
"No way. It isn't true. Plus, I would never lie to you, May," Dawn said.
"Umm, come with me," May said.
Everyone had woken up, and they were sitting right in front of May's mini TV, especially Dawn and Paul.
"This is such crap. I would never do that," Paul said in disgust.
"We'll see about that," Brock said as he slid the tape in the small TV.
The video played, and what Dawn and Paul had did last night appeared on the screen. Everyone snickered at first, then started laughing hysterically. In fact, they were laughing to hard…words cannot express how hysterical they were.
"OH MY GOD. Did you guys make me drunk!?!!" Dawn screamed at them, her face red with anger and embarrassment.
"Actually, yes," Brock said.
"You got me DRUNK!?" Paul asked in disbelief as his angry face hit Brock.
"Um…yes! How else would your hands get apart?" Brock asked.
Paul couldn't say anything to that, but he added, "DESTROY that tape. Burn it. Disincarnate it. I don't care, but that tape better not EXSIST anymore," Paul said in a deadly tone.
"I wonder what's going to happen to us…" Misty sighed as everyone was still laughing at what happened.
Oh my freakin god, this chappie was Soooo funny!
Well don't worry ikarishippers, especially you, RIEL, I will make all the characters get together in the sequel, I Hate You But I Love You- The Sequel!
Until the next chapter,
StrawberryMagic