so everyone decided to do a fancy dinner. and lemme tell you this dinner was fancy as fuck. they had twerkies, lunchables, and weed brownies. basically lil waynes dinner every day.
anyways this dinner was fancy. koizumi wasnt eating she was too busy posting pictures of the dinner on instagram lol dumb bitch XD anyways, these bitches were eating some good ass food.
"pass the pizza sauce, bitch" keisha said to mondo
"mommy mondo says b***h is a bad word."
the brownies were making everyone higher than jin kirigiri. everyone was having a good time.
"koizumi your hair looks like an uncircumsized penis" hagakure said
"fuck u hagakur" koizumi said.
"so anyone want me to blow them under the table no homo tho." ishimaru asked
"ishmaru ur gay" fukawa said
"fuck u fukawa im not gay i just want somebody to put their dick in my butt" ishimaru said. lol u kno he gay as hell tho.
"fuk u narrator im straight... what does straight mean"ishimaru said
"lol idk im fucking seyonji i only kno gay" koizumi said
"dis a good ass lunchable." yamada began. "it makes me want to clop"
"what" naegi said
"i mean wop" yamada said as he started wopping.
"wait before we eat i need to say a prayer to the 420 god" hagakure said. he got up and turnded the lights off.
"DEAR 420 GOD THANK YOU FOR THIS RED-EYE CAUSING MEAL THAT YOU HAVE PROVIDED FOR US. 420 SMOKE WEED. BLESS ME WITH THE WONDERFUL POWER OF KUSH. ONLY WITH THE POWER OF MARY JANE MAY I SURVIVE THIS SCHOOL LIFE THAT NICKI MINAJ HATH BESTOWED UPON ME... LOL OKAY I'M DONE WITH MY PRAYER TO THE 420 GOD U CAN TURN THE LIGHTS ON."
Leon turned the lights on. and when he did everyone scream like the little bitches they were lol. because as soon as the lights came on hagakure had a knife in his chest and for some reason the blood was pink.
"oh shit hagakure spilled the pepto bismol what happens when i get indegestion tho" leon said.
"no leon i think somebody murdered hagakure" keisha said
"o"
"okay so what happens now hagakure dead" makoto asked
"o we celebrate because now we dont have to listen to kidz bop" chihiro said.
koizumi got out her cheap ass smart phone. "brb gotta instagram this shit" she said. she put pictures of hagakures body on instagram and put as the description "lmfaooooo look at this dum bitch dyin at dinner and shit"
but then they heard the annoucnements. it was nicki minajs voices "okay bitches so we got a dead body here. now i know aint nobody give a shit about who died but we gotta have a school trial anyways. oh and ill give u a lil time to investigate so u can accuse someone" nicki said. lol nicki was one of the baddest bitches at the school. the only person badder than her was emily.
"hm... what if we go thrift shopping." naegi suggested
"no naegg we have to investigate the murder of 420!" ishimaru said
"what if we get queeriqueeri to do it she's the detective." mondo said
"no i only investigate the booty" queeriqueeri said
"fuk" sakura said.
"I wanna go thrift shopping... but i only have $20 in my pocket." aoi said, crying
"assahina theres no time for thrift shopping" sakura said
"wat r u doin sakura" assahina asked
"thingkeg about naegi" sakura said crying a tear
"lol no man sakura" aoi said. sakura crie. everyone laughed.
"u guys r so mean." sakura said. lol sakura was a pussy.
"ok fine i'll investigate" ishimaru said. he look at the body. "ok he dead and there's a knife... i didn't even get to do the do with him tho... no homo."
"ok so now what" lolita rihanna said. then the anouncements sounded. it was the beautiful sexy hot voice of nicki minaj.
"ok school trial time meet at the elevators so we can begin."
"k" naegi said. then they all walk to the elevator.
(TO BE CONTINUED)