lol so they all fitted into the small ass elevator. and i mean this elevator was small as fuck. smaller then mukuro ikusabas titties. which is pretty damn small. and then they all went to the cheap ass classroom court. the stands were all arranged in a circle, and there was a throne off to the side. nicki sat in that throne cuz shes the queen lol

"k so this is the classroom trial. i want you all to masturbate fuck i mean mass debate about who killed hagakure." nicki minaj said. everyone went to their respective stands.

NONSTOP DEBATE BEGIN

rihanna: okay lol so who killed hagakure
chihiro: not me
ke$ha: like... who cares?
koizumi: lol hagakure stupid he got killed on the first day
naegi: U GOT HTE WRONG

END NONSTOP DEBATE

"koizumi u stupid ho it was night when hakagure died" naegi said
"o shit." koizumi said. lol she a dum bitch
"THIS MEANS UR THE MEERRRRDEEERRRRER" assahina says
"no im not" koizumi said
"o. well shit im out of leads now" naegi said.
"lets mass debate about the weapon i dont kno what it is" yamada says
"yamada u fat fuck it was a knife" queeriqueeri said
"o" yamada said.
maizono was too busy twerking to pay attention.

NONSTOP DEBATE
naegi: what now im out of leads
assahina: why 420 he liked 2 get high
mondo: maybe thats why he was killed. because somebody wanted hte w**d all to themselfs. mommy says w**d is a bad word so i'm not allowed to say it.
chihiro: didnt ishimaru love 2 follow hte rules. i accuse ishimaru
naegi: I GAREE!
END NONSTOP DEBATE

"yea it was ishimaru"
"no it wasnt." ishimaru said
"fuck im out of leads again" naegi said
"plus my religion is also 420. no homo tho." ishimaru said
"im scared what if we all die because we dont know who the culprit is" fukawa said
"fukawa stop bein a pussy" chihiro said.
"chihiro u arn't even a woman dont give me that shit." fukawa said
"o okay fine fuck u lets prove it." chihiro said

NONSTOP DEBATE
chihiro: I'LL HAVE U KNO I AM A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
Ishimaru: emphasis on beautiful no homo tho
chihiro: o shit nevermind ishimarus hot im actually a man u caught me
END NONSTOP DEBATE

"okay so what about leads?" gothic rihanna said.
"um who could have stabbed hagakur" koizumi asked.
"penis" ishimaru responded
"wow ishimarus intellegant rebuttal has helped me figure out who the culprit is" naegi said raising his finger.
"orly who?" chihiro said. chihiro a stupid bitch he should have known that ishimarus rebuttal revealed who the culprit was.

MAKE AN ACCUSATION

MAKOTO NAEGI
CHIHIRO FUJISAKI
MONDO OOWADA
KE$HA
-KYOQUISHA QUEERIQUEERI-
AOI ASSAHINA
SAKURA OOGAMI
YASUHIRO HAGAKURE
LOLITA RIHANNA
MILEY CYRUS "SAYAKA" MAIZONO
HIFUMI YAMADA
POUNDED BY BALLS "LOEN" KUWATA
MAHIRU KOIZUMI
KIYOTAKA ISHIMARU
TOUKO FUKAWA

naegi: IT CLOUD NOLY BE U!

"o shit am i caught" queeriqueeri sed
"yea" naegi said
"oh" queeriqueeri said
"u see. ishimarus wonderful rebuttal made me realize dat u lied during hte investigation"

FLASHBACK

"what if we get queeriqueeri to do it she's the detective." mondo said

"no i only investigate the booty" queeriqueeri said

END FLASHBACK

"but tat was a lie. i saw u investigatin the dick earlier in the story. dat makes u suspicious." naegi said.
"oh shit. i got caught in hte lie." queeriqueeri said
"s-so u admit it?" mondo asked.
"yea. i killed Yasuhiro 420 Hagakure." keisha said
"queeriqueeri why" sakura asked, cryging
"becaus. troof is i was planning to kill him all along. because his weave was flyer then mine. and aint nobody allowed to have a flyer weave then me. so i stabbed him when the lights were out. lol it was funny. dumb bitch." queeriqueeri sed with an evil laugh.
"okay so just so i can get a good feel as for what happened." naegi said"

CLIMAX INFERENCE

"okay so the story starts after nicki minaj threatened us with kidz bop. queeriqueeri realize that hagakure had a better weave then her. so during dinner, after hagakure pray to the 420 gods, queeriqueeri stab him 3 seconds after loen cut the ligths on... and for some reason his blood was pepto bismol."

END CLIMAX INFERENCE

"wait so... queeriqueeri... ur the culprit?" assahina asked
"bitch i might be" queeriqueeri responded.
"but why." assahina started cry. "i mean nobody gave a shit about hagakure but he was our only source of weed... why would u kill him like that?"
"becuz he had a better weave than me." queeriqueeri said

"lol okay so it's time 2 vote" Nicki minaj said

KYOQUEESHA "KEISHA" QUEERIQUEERI: GUILTY

"yea u guys r right. kyoqueesha queeriqueeri stabbed yasuhiro hagakur an spilled hte pepto bismol." nicki said
"o" naegi said. maizono was still twerking. sakura was thinkign about naegg lol obsessed bitch. assahina was crying. ishimaru was thinking of doing the nasty with the boys. lolita rihanna didn't want the music to stop. i don't even want to know what yamadas nasty ass was thinking about. and kyoqueesha was calm.

"ok so its execution time now." nicki minaj sed
"wh" queeriqueeri said

GAME OVER

KYOQUEESHA QUEERIQUEERI HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY

COMMENCING EXECUTION

KYOQUEESHA QUEERIQUEERI EXECUTION: TWERKAHOLICS ANONYMOUS

some chainz come nd take kyoqueesha thru a curtain and drag her along lol lil bitch. shes thrown into a room where they're playing some funky fresh nicki minaj music. suddenly everybody else is outside of the glass room, watching kyoqueesha. suddenly kyoqueesha can't stop twerking. she begins twerking harder and harder. she eventaully twerk so hard she exploded lol.

END EXECUTION

"o thats how i want 2 go" maizono said in awe. everyone cri. except for chihiro cuz chihiro a bad bitch.
"lol that was 2extreme. cant wait till second trial." nicki minaj said. "aight back to the dorms niggs."
"k" naegi said