so now it was after the first school trial where keisha queeriqueeri was executed :( everyone was shock. not at the fact that 2 of their friends just die but at the fact that twerking is dangerous.

"i dont see how twerkin is danger i twerk over 400 time a day and ive only been hit by a car doing that 900 times" maizono said
koizumi sighed. "i cant belive that hagakur died first. i dont give a shit about him but he had our fix of weed."
assahina spoke up "hey i hav an idea"
"no assahina last time u had an idea somebody died" naegi sed
"u tell her naegi bby" sakura said
"shut up muscles" naegi said. sakura crie.

"okay so apparent some new flors opened up from the frist trial lets go" ishimaru said
"ok follow the gay lol" naegi said
"naegi im not gay and if u say that im gay again then ill suck ur dick" ishmaru said
"gay" naegi said
"fuk u" ishimaru said

"wow this gives me an idea for my next pornographic film. ill call it "mondo pounds chihiro in the dressing room'" koizumi said
"hwat" mondo said
"whAT" chihiro said.
k lol so then they explored the next floor. they found a pool, dressing rooms, a library (but nobody cared about the library becuz who cares about reading and writing thse days lolz le meme XD) and a moosic room.

"o shit it's the moosic room" maizono said as she went into the music room. it was a room with music. maizono went to turn on the radio. the hit song "we can't stop (unless you pay us a considerable sum of money)" by Sayaka Maizono played.
"o das my jam" ke$ha said. maizono started twerking. ke$ha started twerking 2. then ke$ha passed out like the drunk ass bitch she is.

"o i hav an idea" maizono said. "what if we form an offishul hopes peak academy twerk team"
"good idea" sakura said. "whos gonna be on our twerk team? i hope naegi is on our twerk team"
"naegis ass is flatter than chihiros chest he wont be able 2 twerk with us" maizono said. sakura crie. ok so heres the list of all the ppl on the official hopes peak academy twerk team

Sayaka Maizono (team member name captain mileytwerk)
Aoi Assahina (team member name swimmerdonuttits)
Sakura Oogami (team member name mrs. whiteboytwerk)
Ke$ha (team member name vice president bootyquake)
Kiyotaka Ishimaru (team member name dr. phil)
Mahiru Koizumi (team member name instagramshazam)

"wait why ishimaru he a boy guys cant twerk" mahiru asked.
"no ishimaru has the biggest booty out of all of us of course he can twerk" maizono said
"yea... no homo tho" ishimaru said.
"why wasnt i included on the twerk team?" fukawa asked. lol she a dum bitch.
"becuz fukawa shouldnt u be chasing togami or something" koizumi asked
"lol no togami isnt in this story remember." fukawa said
"o yea im sorry" koizumi said
"so can i be on the twerk team"
"no" koizumi said. fukawa ran out cryign. she really is a boring character without togami lol. maybe shell be some kind of serial killer or something idk. ok so now nicki minaj get on the announcements.

"ok gather in the gym i got a new motive for u guys to kill it's a good motive lol." okay so everybody walked up 2 the gym.

"so bitches todays motive is secrets. theres a deep dark secret i found out about each of u and if nobody dies im gonna reveal it to everyone else so that u can be judged. but im gonna go ahead and reveal the secrets to the readers because i dont want them 2 wonder wat the secrets r lol." everyone grabbed their slips of paper with their names on them. naegi read his secret first:

NAEGI HAS A SEXUAL FANTASY OF HAVING A 3 WAY IN AN AIRPLANE WITH MAIZONO AND ISHIMARU WHERE NAEGI'S DRESSED UP AS CATWOMAN

"o shit howd u find this out" naegi asked
"because u talk in ur sleep" nicki said
"o"

"AHHH. NO. NOBODY MUST KNOW THIS!" koizumi yelled. heres her secret:

KOIZUMI PREFERS FACEBOOK OVER INSTAGRAM

assahina read her secret next:

ASSAHINA'S BOOBS ARE FAKE

"...this isn't a secret its extremely obvious." assahina said.

"NO... NOOOOOO! THIS SECRET MUST NOT BE REVEALED. I CAN'T. TELL. ANYONE!" ishimaru screamed. here's his secret:

ISHIMARU IS GAY

"WHAAAAAT! THIS ISN'T TRUE! THIS ISN'T TRUE! APPLEJACK AND TWILIGHT SPARKLE KNOW THIS ISN'T TRUE!" yamada yelled. here's his secret:

YAMADA'S A BRONY

"G-GAH! MOMMY SAID IT WAS RATIONAL!" Mondo screamed. Here's his secret:

FOR SOME REASON, MONDO OOWADA HAS A HORRIBLE FEAR OF BUTTER

Lolita Rihanna sighed. "o shit" heres her secret:

LOLITA RIHANNA'S CURLY ASS PIGTAILS ARE WEAVE

"O NO NAEGI CANT LEARN ABOUT DIS" she said blushuuing at naegi. heres sakuras secret:

SAKURA OOGAMI WANTS THE D FROM NAEGI

"like... what. how dare u reveal this 2 the world" ke$ha said. here's ke$ha's secret:

KE$HA'S ACTUALLY AGAINST THE DRINKING OF ALCOHOL. HER BOTTLE OF JACK IS ACTUALLY JUST WATER.

ok so i'm to lazy to do both dialogue and secrets so here are the rest of the secrets and then we get to the joosy gossip.

LEON LIKES TO BE POUNDED HARD BY BALLS

CHIHIRO IS A MAN

FUKAWA WRITES ISHIMONDO YAOI FANFICTIONS IN HER SPARE TIME

CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, SAYAKA MILEY CYRUS MAIZONO IS ACTUALLY A WHITE WOMAN.

"im so scared nobody can find this out" fukawa said
"i kno me 2" sakura said
"guys back 2 my idea i think we should host our own official hopes peak academy prom" assahina said
"good ass idea assahina. i dont see how that could possibruy go wrong" naegi said

(2 BE CONTINUE)

(SERIOUS AN: Okay so after I finish this fanfiction... would anybody possibly want me to make one of these for Super Dangan Ronpa 2? I'd gladly do so, but it'd be after this fic is completed)