China!,
You most likely don't know me at all but I'm afraid I must refrain all personal information about me in case it leaks out into the world. As much as I hate that hamburger eating idiot, he has asked my boss to send a note to you (he is to busy doing boss stuff so I have to do the dirty work...). The note is incased in this letter and I can honestly say that I have read it but only once. You may or may not hear from me in the future but if you do, don't try to find out about me, you'll get your self in some of the biggest trouble you would've landed in through your long life and could start a war.
Agent 'S'
P.S: If you cannot read the Hamburger Idiot's writing, this is the note:
Dear Wang Yao, A.K.A China,
If you are reading this, one of Romano's Mafia spys would've sent this to you. This note is to say that you need to come to me house immigietly or all the Pandas in America will be renamed after the McDonald's menu.
With hugs,
Alfred.
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Agent 'S'?
Let me see what the note says aru.
*reads letter, drops to the floor and proceeds to crawl out of the house*
AIYAHHHHHHHH!
-China
A/N: You can't tell how much I had laughed from the last sentence of Alfred's letter.